ITT: post your favourite album and your fetish

Flexibility

BDSM

Feet.

idk is nuttin in her face a fetish? I'm pretty standard hetero

cum

asians

Face Fuck

>moving pictures
>picture on the album cover doesn't move

Incest

good fetish
good album

How about you all guess?

cuckold

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Okay, something about me: I work at a computer repair shop. I earn a medium wage- not minimum, but not exactly six digits either. I'm no computer "expert" (by which I mean a programmer/hacker,) but I know my way around one fairly well, and I help out new computer users with relatively simple problems, such as uninstalling things that are dug in fairly deep and the like.

Most of my customers are white, and most of the rest of our business consists of Asians, Hispanics, and other human races. You don't get a niggra around here very often, so when you do, it is a moment of extreme frustration for all humans involved. Once or twice a week is considered the norm.

A couple days ago, this she-nigger walked in. This was more than the shade of shit-brown you expect from niggers- this creature was about as black as a nigger in their native land of Africa. Obviously, I had no good expectations for this meeting. She was using her immense body to carry a box consisting of her computer parts. I walked up to her, and, as sincerely as I could, I asked her what the problem was. She told me that she had this folder of music she couldn't open, and all it would do was appear as unclickable files.

I plugged her computer up and got everything working. The computer itself smelled like wet dogshit, and it had chip stains all over it. I handled it as little as I could. I noticed that her speakers still had the price tag on them. They cost several hundred dollars- typical nigger, buying a sound system probably worth more than its computer. For that matter, the subwoofer was absolutely oversized and beastly.

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I finished hooking up everything, and a light came on, telling me it was booting up. It took a good five minutes to get working, but surprisingly enough, it did. I asked her to show me the problem, and she told me to go to the downloads folder. I did, and I saw a folder called "akonmusic.zip" or something like that. In retrospect, I probably should have asked her how she got the song- niggers have an aptitude for stealing things.

I opened the folder and tried to play a song, but being a .zip file, it wouldn't automatically play. The niggress told me that she had tried it, and she then asked me how to fix it. I went back to the downloads section, right-clicked the music folder and clicked Extract All. Boom, less than a minute later, it was un-extracted. I just opened one of the songs. Boom, it works. The nigger just stared at me, and asked me how I did that in a stupefied voice. I tried to walk her through the steps, but she continued to stare at me open-mouthed. You know, because it's not like someone who does this for a living of all people would know how to fix a computer.


These stupid-ass niggers don't know shit about computing. What would you expect if you gave a computer to a gorilla?

a pulse

suicide?

too many to count, but I'm really into forced play and anything humiliation on the side

good mans

Right in my feels

chinese girls!

The answer was, BDSM

>all this tame shit
pussy ass bitches

cockhole fucking

hi dr. mikannibal, post nudes pls

Cuddling with dudes

I loved skeleton tree. Is the rest of Nick Caves stuff worth a listen?

any form of watersports, but piss and squirt mainly

?

Belly inflation

paizuri always makes me diamonds

...

Quadruple amputee fuckpillows

Anthro

Reverse traps

Pregnancy, ironically

sex with a girl that loves me

Ain't got a fetish.

Money's the leash drag a bitch by her dog collar.

Hipster girls / traps

BDSM

They don't match up at all

Piercings

Black girls get my dick hard.

They're actually filming people move emotionally moving pictures, a triple entendre

traps

traps/role-reversal

it's a lot better imo but I didn't like skeleton tree that much

Thanks! Anything in particular you'd suggest starting with?

Let Love In or No More Shall We Part probably

Latinas

>Black girls get my dick hard.

Very nice choices friendo

feet
a lot

>a race is a fetish

weight gain but lately i've been trying to drive away from it

Mommy incest POV roleplay videos where the guy doesn't talk and the actress is using a real dick

deabilitating insecurity and depression usually but sometimes i throw in a pinch of drug problems and daddy issues

Girls keeping their shoes on.

>Mew - Frengers
>Passionate love-making, all that female-friendly shit. I like seeing the girl truly enjoying it and both sides looking in love. I don't know if this is actually a fetish or what it's called lmao

same album
same fetish
also femdom

What kind of shoes?

Goth/punk

Hentai

Asian on white POV blowjob

Short Hair
Catgirls
Light BDSM

All of them work, but Converse-style (I don't know the exact name) and boots are fucking great.

Skirts
POV
Still wearing clothes instead of being 100% naked

These, holy shit, just these.

Submissive girls
Choking

Some BDSM
Skirts and thigh highs

>tfw Sup Forums is a bunch of normies
zzzzzzzz

Degenerate

being loved

cowtits/thicc or kneesocks

Diapers

Why you gotta go there dawg

literally any classification of any kind is a fetish

Used to be nearly addicted to scat. It was all I jerked it to for a while. Now I just jerk it to normie porn. Dunno why.

I guess my fetish now is lesbian deep anal licking...

weight gain

cfnm

>scat
did you liked watching people shit or did you wanted to do stuff with shit

I only liked watching lesbians do it. I'd like watching them shit on eachother's bodies. Watching a hot lesbian shit directly into another hot lesbos mouth was the best...

Strangely enough, I never liked fart porn. That was just disgusting.

The only time I felt I actually wanted to have a woman shit on me was when I was jerking it... otherwise I had a natural disgust toward it.

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Diapers as well

>drug problems
my nigga

Ahegao

wedgies

...

I once got really high and drunk and watched 2 girls one cup and recorded it. I don't think I have the recording anymore, but I kept laughing because it looked like peanut butter ice cream. My friends thought it was fucking hilarious. Scats nasty though, but I respect the honesty.

Domination/Mommy roleplay

once had sex with a girl who wore doc martins the whole time. Didn't realize until afterwards.
Still not sure how into it I was, I think she just kinda forgot to take them off.

daddy bears

xeno

Memes.

Small girls

primal

impregnation

Black girls

Very specific looking girls. Girls with some chub, but not TOO much are god tier to me. Between like 140 and 180 pounds is around the range I'm talking about. Over that and they're just disgusting.

Also, a bit of femdom.

LOL IRL

i like pussy that is naturally tight and easily stimulated

Facesitting
CBT

Necrophilia

you are joking probably, but is that actually pleasurable? seems like you either get a terrible angle on the clit, or a face full of butthole, ive never done it though...

>a face full of butthole

That's the point

Black girls.
This.

word, i never experimented with buttholes, lord knows mine is revolting, so i am a bit skeptical of the whole idea of it not tasting like bacteria and feces and being fun for the butthole taster.

Well that's... Oddly specific.