Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /9ball/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, By posting in this thread you are agreeing to give all your waifus to me

STRONGEST gril claimed

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Im starting to feel better already

Claiming Felix

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>Bored at work edition

still here

No, I wasnt planning on it. Didnt have a low enough poke to weaken at all.

Holy shit, I need to figure out what that earthquake was all about ASAP!

You ight tho?

What's the last panel say?
"*Next time you're off,* will you go on a date with me?"
*次のオフ

good to hear
hope your runescape advanture goes well
uh im not sure i follow
fuck, you okay?

>slow answers prepare

Earthquakes are fun as fuck down here. Last one I had at work, that janitors were freaking the fuck out as if they'd never felt one before.

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/568226

I haven't played RuneScape since 2011 October

Ok, thanks.

So, I was basically right. Yey!

You can always talk to me, senpai!

i haven played it at all
i was a weird kid
arent you playing word of warships?

Mhmm. I generally ask my friend to translate these things, but he generally checks Danbooru for me first.

What'cha up to, Kitten? Still playing BF1?

It was an unplanned encounter.

Agility's a bitch to train

night

oh i am retarded
sorry
why?
i heard that runescape grinding is quite hard
sleep tight tomobro

Good night

Not hard, just long and tedious

No, I'm busy being depressed now for no reason at all in bed

Might head to bed soon. Talk to me on telegram if you're able to, senpai

Internet was acting up, so I decided to go watch a movie instead. It kept me about as entertained as a small child.

Will do.

Yeah, but that's what woke me up just now if that hasn't been obvious yet.

That must have been more funnier than it sounds.

Lol, that's not that weird.

Weird is being 6 y/o and standing in the front of your driveway, trying to get abducted by aliens with string and tin foil shaped like satellite dishes.

EYE was a weird kid.

Surely the news will broadcast something

...

Oh, as someone that's felt them to the point where anything below a 3.0 isn't even a shrug anymore, ya. It was a 4.2, and I heard a little metal clacking around from doors and such, I kinda shrug with a "Neat" in my head. Next thing I know, janitors rush int the lobby asking to be let outside, like they were panicking. Was quite the sight.

...

boomp

akeno here drunk and cam bated with chick just now im fucking horny af llemme get in on ya puss.

>Extra slow this morning

It's a nice windy night.

Calamity-masu'd

How is everyone?

Sounds comfy as fuck.

Tired and bored. You?

STACY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I MOWED YOUR LAWN
YOUR MOM CAME OUT WITH JUST A TOWEL ON

>sorry for the bail out yesterday, my power went out

Yet you keep playing it
Funny how that's a thing
Oh not a big one then
Fucking kek you actually did that?
Why did you want to get abducted?

>League got to me sorry

>checked
I'm about to head out for some performances. Hopefully I don't die if I do the new thing I was practicing

Hello

I swear to god, EVERYTIME you come in here, I feel old!

Performance? Thing? You a cheerleader or somethin?

>Fucking kek you actually did that?
Sure did, and I even got my sister weird with me. She was 3, at the time, and we joined forces to attempt to get taken into space

>Why did you want to get abducted?
Be cooler than Earth

What movie did you watch?
Hey rem
I'm tilted
You?
Hey kneesocks
How's life

>making you feel old
youtu.be/Rbm6GXllBiw

>Went to look it up, 5.6 magnitude someways south from where I live.
>My city wasn't in the range of the quake, so it's probably an aftershock.

>Janitors wanted to be let outside.
Couldn't they look out of the windows to see if any damage has occurred?

>How is everyone?
Read .

I know that feel.

Not human but close enough.

Hello!

Nigga you aint!
Whatchu talkin bout
m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

Hello!
Not bad at all, got to do laundry, got a good sleep in.
I havent had my coffee yet so Ive thought about skinning this cunt who bitched me out, hanging her on a tree and throwing paint thinner on her.
All around a pretty good morning all thungs considered!

Damn I gotta go
>Remeber the spider infested storage?
Yea so I'm just going to kill myself
Hah well you did no harm so it's pretty cute
Oh that's pretty high
Lucky you, glad you're safe

.....Kung Fu Panda 2......
>Shush

Rory Staaahp!

It's was more a "OMG WE NEED TO BE OUTSIDE AND HAVE AIR" or something. I dunno, man.

Kitten has gone to sleep, so the Cat is yours for now.

youtube.com/watch?v=iOcrKFiB_ts

Flame thrower the place.

They are not supposed to be restricted to humans. Boat waifus for example are common.

Sounds like a Skyrim quest.

I loved Shen. Good character. Wasted by the rest of the movie though.
youtu.be/n4RjJKxsamQ
>I love being 26
Wrll, that was an unannounced claim. Sup?

I agree. He stopped in confusion a few times, but in general, didn't waste much time on exposition or monologing.
>I want these fuckers dead, so make it happen.
I should dig through my old records when I get them over to the house.
>NE NE, RORY-CHAN!
>THE SECOND FUCKING POST
>EVERY TIME

Unannounced events are good, unless you dislike surprises. Not much, enjoying weekend.

I marathoned Madoka Magica the other day and I'm finally going to get into the manga today. You?

Crocodile Dundee claimed

youtube.com/watch?v=-LBtuhWMK9c

It blew harder than a taiwanese hooker

m.youtube.com/watch?v=47tXTz6NO4s

As I mentioned like everytime in the threads I was asked about
>Dragon Dance, Lion Dance, Maetial Arts

Which Yuno are you? You don't seem to have either of the file names I know of.

>suddenly random ban that redirects me to aren't banned page

Why do you do this to me?

Ah, sorry. I don't pay much attention to conversations not involving me unless there's very specific keywords I see that catch my interest.
>Sounds pretty neat. I wish you luck in it.

Because Im a sadist
AND its my favorite time for music
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Y2JleWrQ
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Good Morning Everyone!

Hey tsun!

stfu fgt, i thought u were banned for cp?

Good morning Uncle Grandpa

What was the magnitude?

You up to anything interesting?

It's okay, and thanks
>it's about time to pack and go and no one is here

Hi horn head person.

We don't talk much. How are you?

Breakfast.
I had to jimmy rig a mcmuffin, its absolutly disgusing

Very well. Enjoying my breakfast with tuneage
m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA

Tried to do some stupid MWO bullshit challenges they have on. Did some housewotk for Dad. Usual stuff.
The bit with the cannon.
>a little to the left
Thats a perfect show of insanity right there.

One of my friends has tickets to see blink 182 in mpls soon.

Kinda jelly.

Hi rory

It's wasn't cp, it was for a false ban from someone posting the N word in Sup Forums and some other NSFW post

It's something. Least you didn't get the gruel they feed the babies in Africa

this one

Sure buddy likly story.

And how did those challenges work out for you? Just started the manga and already found a neat Homu pic, too bad it has 'Madoka' written all over her dress but hopefully I can spot heal it.
Pic unrelated.

You should be, Id kill a man for one
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

Fair point, I shouldnt be so bitchy

They are stupid and are promoting shit play. Ive been trying it but I cant bring myself to try more than twice before it offends me.

Switched over to laptop.

Yep! It's all fine now!

That seems a little odd imo.

I had the power go out twice back in July, I should know how long they last and how hard of an effect they have.

Read the top reply of that post.

Kotori claim

Good morning

You only wish I had CP so I can give you some.

Anything else happening?

Harsh

I think I can imagine what kind of bullshit it is. What do you get for completing? Is it even worth?

Done with the pic, I think it's not looking too bad.

I like it! Is that the one you "spot healed?"

How are you homura?

Its worth doing them all. A bunch of items only available for real money are up for grabs for completung them, as well as stashes of ingame currency. The challenges from PGI are always worth it. I just feel like a right shit for doing a couple in particular as they dont really allow for good teamplay.

...

Auditing and accounting homework I suppose.
But thats later

Privyet tovarshchi, how are you guys?
May not be able to post a whole lot this weekend.

Fair enough, I Spose.

>A little bit more.
Seriously. And the fighting style was quite nice. No unneeded movements like I see elsewhere.

I need to either get my damn bike back already, or go buy myself a fucking RX7, because as reliable as this Broncos been, it's starting to worry me. Plus, it now reeks of shut thanks to those damn dogs yesterday.
On the bright side, I'm home now.

Yes but it's not like I did anything spectacular. I could probably make it a little better if I cared. I'm doing ok.

Can't you complete these on unranked games?

I enjoy the villains more than the protagonists in all the panda series. Heard them too much due to niece though.
Every game is ranked. Every game is judged. You gain pilot ranking in every match you play.

Fun
>been in business stuff for eight years

Hi Galil

B-but it's Labor Day weekend!

Read .

But I'm fine now, there's no need to worry.

Reaper is wifu

Well i hope you're well.

I have a meeting in a half hour bbl.

madoka girl's are so lucky, you have amazing stuff to work with.
Try not to get banned for cp again while im gone rem.

Hello Rem, how're you?
I know, I'm out at the beach with family and friends fishing and drinking.Someone's bringing a yacht later as well.

Just making sure

I'll make sure to

Tired and nervous
>already explained why

Ye, in my last semester of Uni
Pretty fun stuff

Oh, woopsy.
Yeah that sucks man, I was gonna do laundry last night, but ya know.
Did it this morning instead

I have a picture for you on my desktop I believe.
You might have it already though.

I don't hear them often enough to be bugged. I've heard the stories from people that watch kids though. Same movie about 30 times.

Sorry, mobile now. It is odd, but they're chubby old Mexican ladies, so not too much of a surprise.

Not sure how I feel about that. You can't play a game if you just feel like relaxing.

We are, there's so much art that whenever I hop into pixiv I have trouble getting out. I try to reduce tabs but I keep stumbling upon new pics or artists drawing Homu.

The only downside is that Shaft art style is quite unique and artists that draw them remotely close to how they look in the anime are rare.

>You can't play a game if you just feel like relaxing.

You should just speak for yourself.

Theres now way too many movies that she watches. And she had an inane Nickelodeon series on for most of today. Shit eats at your soul.
You certainly can. Depends on the mech you want to pilot. But it is a fairly full on game, though despite how conpetetive it is, the community isnt nearly as toxic as LoL. Most of the chat is just banter. And all chat is disabled as standard so trolls wont think of looking for the all chat.

Am I the only one who can only fall asleep to music with a female vocalist?

So what you doing this beautiful Labor Day weekend?
Hello Kneesocks
I also might not, I've been out of the loop for a while and don't tend to search too hard for pics
I used to e lax and play Civ 5 all the time.
Yes

Herro horo

I can, chickity check this shit out
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs_ypS1kbE
Girl is so comfy

Hello!
Hows it hangin?
Low and loose and full of juice?

How was your overall time there?

Shows and sleep

Oh yes, I'm sure league rankeds kept you relaxed all the time. That's why you got a perma.

That sounds like a terrible condition to live with, specially if you're not sleeping alone.

How many players does each team hold in this game?

Different case again, you're not stuck to rankeds in civ, those don't even exist.
It's a great game to relax though.