Women's Team Sprint First Round
21:30 - 21:58
Men's Sprint 1/16 Finals
22:00 - 22:08
Women's Team Sprint Finals
22:20 - 22:50
Men's Team Pursuit Finals
All GMT times
Women's Team Sprint First Round
21:30 - 21:58
Men's Sprint 1/16 Finals
22:00 - 22:08
Women's Team Sprint Finals
22:20 - 22:50
Men's Team Pursuit Finals
All GMT times
one bong until our lashing...
sub 3:50 final
first for Brit domination
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BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Will the Britbongs win every track event?
>BRITRECORDS
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>tfw you break two Olympic records and a world record in one evening
I hope she wins another gold.
friendly reminder that Sir Bradley is Belgian
Why do you have that feather on your back?
Didn't you vote to keep the British flag?
NO NEED FOR ANOTHER RACE LADS WE'LL BE TAKING THE MEDALS NOW TO SAVE TIME AND EMBARRASSMENT
>break OR twice in the mens sprints
>break WR in mens pursuit
how can the rest of the world even compete?
Now we have to watch the one we aren't in
How does that help your gold tally m8?
Not Women's Team Sprint.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN?
NOT. COMFY.
cringe
>Literally no one in Britain gives a single shit about cycling
>No one knows what a velodrome is
>Go into work
>"We won gold in the team pursuit"
>"The what?"
>It's the sport we pour all our money into and dominate.
How does this work?
We didn't even win all events in London, and we're not in every event here anyway.
Would the British women beat the Chinese men?
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She'll get it in the omnium, I reckon
>they should uniroically give us the medal today
HNNNNNG
Belgium is a non-country lad
>we have less recovery time than australia
why do we ride last when we were seeded higher
>not jumping on the bandwagon
friendly reminder you're pretty much a non country
Cause ya blew it
Won't win either of the women's sprint medals and probably won't win the men's omnium
xth for Bryony :3
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>your face will never be the bicycle seat while the women ride
why live?
>8-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1
This is an 11/10 in the rest of the world
Trotty confirmed GOAT waifu
The Olympics attract casuals and shitposters m8.
You're one of the only non faggy Nordics.
Alabama > British women though
I'd let her trot on my dick if y'all catch my drift
>rest of the world in charge of even trying
This
she has a lovely bum
t. non country
>inb4 Chinese domination
German cyclists are the qtest
But I like Denmark
>mfw i pause at 0:4
Do one of Katarina pls
She's such a cutie
What is he thinking about?
Good to see the Gas winning the Battle of Brexit
REMINDER THAT KJT SET A WORLD RECORD IN HIGH JUMP (heptathlon) EARLIER TOO
GET THESE TORY HORSE NONCES OFF MY SCREEN FFS
Smashing up brighton on a vespa
ITS A FUCKING BLOODBATH IN THE VELODROME GOOD GOD WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH
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About getting shitfaced and getting another tattoo
DJ Khaled confirmed for Team GB Olympic Song
>ANOTHER ONE
>diving in the cycling
M8 that's for brits only
where the nearest favela is so he can buy some charlie
fast
Now that white women are getting perfect asses its time for us to leave this planet and create a new one, we have surpassed Earth itself.
aussie boipucci
>Should I have mercy on these foerigners?
>No, that would be too easy, they must learn to fear the strong.
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>She'll get it in the omnium, I reckon
She'll get it in the rectum, my opinion
How?
This shit is I N T E N S E
We're allowed 2 weeks of blatant nationalism/shitposting all other white countries every 4 years bud. All will be forgotten in just over a week
>tfw not gonna fuck Trott
This is literally my new fetish
Pendleton's thighs were GOAT
jesus christ these fucking GATES
>white
She's a half cast lad
>white
How are we doing so well and breaking world records when we didn't design the track and didn't practice there constantly like we did in London?
I heard a lot of people saying that the track in London was specifically modified (within the rules) to break world records and favour the British cyclists riding style.
The state of these clamping devices
The Belgium set it at 198, Qt Thompson didnt beat it
So the brits were cheating, huh.
Which bunda he wants after the race
Keep the webms coming m8.
How come the men have 3 sprinters but the women only have 2?
Lads whats even the point watching, its not even feasible that we will not win
Track cycling is so boring as a Brit
She's a pure Aryan by American standards.
British record la
She is top notch tho
Kek
>letting Russia compete in the Cycling
ahh yes taking peds very seriously
Why hasn't Coldplay made a hit song for like 8 years... I need a entrance track but I am so bloody tired of Demi Lovato... damn you Beyonce.
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based cheeky cameraman
She got exactly the same, which means they both hold the record.
Why aren't Brits in this women race?
>bio racer
Hmm.
No, it's just home field advantage
It's like boxers choosing the ring floor
>16-years old
Come to daddy!
Why the fuck isn't laura trott playing she could easily beat them
I've been to Athens, I've been to Beijing. I've seen class riders.. like Hoysy.. like Pendo.. but Wiggo, Trotty and all the lads are putting it on ANOTHER LEVEL
why is the leaf so angry looking?
>That roid-raged Canadian