/cyc/ /track/ thread #2

Women's Team Sprint First Round

21:30 - 21:58

Men's Sprint 1/16 Finals

22:00 - 22:08

Women's Team Sprint Finals

22:20 - 22:50

Men's Team Pursuit Finals

All GMT times

one bong until our lashing...

sub 3:50 final

first for Brit domination

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BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

Will the Britbongs win every track event?

>BRITRECORDS

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>tfw you break two Olympic records and a world record in one evening

I hope she wins another gold.

friendly reminder that Sir Bradley is Belgian

Why do you have that feather on your back?

Didn't you vote to keep the British flag?

NO NEED FOR ANOTHER RACE LADS WE'LL BE TAKING THE MEDALS NOW TO SAVE TIME AND EMBARRASSMENT

>break OR twice in the mens sprints
>break WR in mens pursuit

how can the rest of the world even compete?

Now we have to watch the one we aren't in

How does that help your gold tally m8?

Not Women's Team Sprint.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN?
NOT. COMFY.

cringe

>Literally no one in Britain gives a single shit about cycling
>No one knows what a velodrome is
>Go into work
>"We won gold in the team pursuit"
>"The what?"
>It's the sport we pour all our money into and dominate.

How does this work?

We didn't even win all events in London, and we're not in every event here anyway.

Would the British women beat the Chinese men?

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She'll get it in the omnium, I reckon

>they should uniroically give us the medal today

HNNNNNG

Belgium is a non-country lad

>we have less recovery time than australia

why do we ride last when we were seeded higher

>not jumping on the bandwagon

friendly reminder you're pretty much a non country

Cause ya blew it

Won't win either of the women's sprint medals and probably won't win the men's omnium

xth for Bryony :3

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>your face will never be the bicycle seat while the women ride

why live?

>8-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

This is an 11/10 in the rest of the world
Trotty confirmed GOAT waifu

The Olympics attract casuals and shitposters m8.

You're one of the only non faggy Nordics.

Alabama > British women though

I'd let her trot on my dick if y'all catch my drift

>rest of the world in charge of even trying

This

she has a lovely bum

t. non country

>inb4 Chinese domination

German cyclists are the qtest

But I like Denmark

>mfw i pause at 0:4

Do one of Katarina pls

She's such a cutie

What is he thinking about?

Good to see the Gas winning the Battle of Brexit

REMINDER THAT KJT SET A WORLD RECORD IN HIGH JUMP (heptathlon) EARLIER TOO

GET THESE TORY HORSE NONCES OFF MY SCREEN FFS

Smashing up brighton on a vespa

ITS A FUCKING BLOODBATH IN THE VELODROME GOOD GOD WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH

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About getting shitfaced and getting another tattoo

DJ Khaled confirmed for Team GB Olympic Song

>ANOTHER ONE

>diving in the cycling
M8 that's for brits only

where the nearest favela is so he can buy some charlie

fast

Now that white women are getting perfect asses its time for us to leave this planet and create a new one, we have surpassed Earth itself.

aussie boipucci

>Should I have mercy on these foerigners?
>No, that would be too easy, they must learn to fear the strong.

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>She'll get it in the omnium, I reckon
She'll get it in the rectum, my opinion

How?

This shit is I N T E N S E

We're allowed 2 weeks of blatant nationalism/shitposting all other white countries every 4 years bud. All will be forgotten in just over a week

>tfw not gonna fuck Trott

This is literally my new fetish

Pendleton's thighs were GOAT

jesus christ these fucking GATES

>white

She's a half cast lad

>white

How are we doing so well and breaking world records when we didn't design the track and didn't practice there constantly like we did in London?

I heard a lot of people saying that the track in London was specifically modified (within the rules) to break world records and favour the British cyclists riding style.

The state of these clamping devices

The Belgium set it at 198, Qt Thompson didnt beat it

So the brits were cheating, huh.

Which bunda he wants after the race

Keep the webms coming m8.

How come the men have 3 sprinters but the women only have 2?

Lads whats even the point watching, its not even feasible that we will not win

Track cycling is so boring as a Brit

She's a pure Aryan by American standards.

British record la

She is top notch tho

Kek

>letting Russia compete in the Cycling
ahh yes taking peds very seriously

Why hasn't Coldplay made a hit song for like 8 years... I need a entrance track but I am so bloody tired of Demi Lovato... damn you Beyonce.

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based cheeky cameraman

She got exactly the same, which means they both hold the record.

Why aren't Brits in this women race?

>bio racer

Hmm.

No, it's just home field advantage
It's like boxers choosing the ring floor

>16-years old

Come to daddy!

Why the fuck isn't laura trott playing she could easily beat them

I've been to Athens, I've been to Beijing. I've seen class riders.. like Hoysy.. like Pendo.. but Wiggo, Trotty and all the lads are putting it on ANOTHER LEVEL

why is the leaf so angry looking?

>That roid-raged Canadian