Finally back from being banned a month

Finally back from being banned a month.
So guys, what did I miss?

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just a few thousand cuck threads, that's about it

That looks pretty gay.
Is that Sup Forums now?

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faggotry

unfunny comedian wannabe hacks

lazy racism

positive reinforcement for sadistic personality disorder

NEETs not getting laid and killing themselves because they think there isn't more to life than getting your dick wet and they didn't spend their formative years developing a talent or skill

lots of dicks and titties

no good jokes. none.

bad taste in everything

not much except now the site is filled with even more shills than before

you can still browse the site while banned you know

How did yo get banned I so want to be banned

This man knows the modern Sup Forums

But if I can't tell someone they are a nigger what's the point?

Cp my friend, cp

here, this is what you missed

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that's depressing

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I'm only 15 how come they don't ever ban me

take a guess

Here, enjoy your ban now

Please ban me you lazy fucking mods. I'm only 15

Still not banned

Thanks user

see
rule 7

taunting

like I give a shit

Sometime...
Maybe...
In some minutes...

Ah, fuck it, mods are lazy as fuck

Ban me dipshit

Seriously I want to be banned

global rule 8

MODS GET HIM OUT OF HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be 27
>wake up at 3PM and roll out of my racecar bed
>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie
>waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey
>lights off, nobody there
>there is a note on the refrigerator
>"Pumpkin, your new daddy D'Shawn and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom"
>fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy
>and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave
>she will fucking learn today
>change out of my cloth diaper, put on a disposable one
>Let's Roll™
>spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo
>arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo
>brace myself and enter the lobby
>let loose my battle cry
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE"
>pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random
>staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery
>entire venue is being evacuated
>navigate my way to Ghostbusters
>mummy and new daddy are in the back row
>covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand
>mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror
>walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..."
>our eyes are locked
>as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-"
>cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head
>bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers
>her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo
>say very slowly and clearly
>"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again."

And the best part is the the dumb whore was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points

Still not banned WTF

wee

holy fuck that pepe face made me laugh so hard

woo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha epic humour ! haha :):) include me in the screnshot jahaha

im 17 and my true birthminute is in 10 minutes

you missed the orgy

sweet i remeber being there

the GET FATTER thread kek

Fuck it, this is now a rare pepe trading thread
Heres a guld rare pepe

I don't negotiate with terrorists, thank you very much.

This one is rare too

uuuu rareeee mi leiiik