ITT: Homemade sex toys

ITT: Homemade sex toys

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kek

Don't remember this episode of macgyver

What is this magic ?

Way to much effort and mess for a wank, is what it is.

I was fucking one of these and it exploded with my dick inside

nigger u lazy

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keked

Yeah because fucking things that barely half your dick fits into is good. You fucking faggots

i could barely fit the tip of my dick in it

Anyone have one of these?

That is the entire appeal of anal sex you virgin

its called pedophilia, and its a lifestyle choice u faggot.

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I like how the woman just wanks the guy off through this thing in one of the positions.

Get some socks, a glove and a cup put an even amount of socks on each side of the gloves then stuff it into the cup. It feels amazing, almost too good.

haa.

dont use socks man

>can't get a gf
>make hot girls on dating sites mad at me while cry jerking into glove blucket

>here is another
>oh god

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>Are you feeling it now mr. krabs

>toys
lol this is amazing

Thanks

>my shame

It is easier to get a girl then do this.

Underated post.

those chicks are cunts
obviously it was a joke

you are underrrated

Do not do this, cornstarch is extremely toxic to your penis

the fucks the point of that thing?

Why would you do it if you had a girl?

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Help you bounce up and down on your partner.

From wich movie is this ?

this looks pretty cool. going to try it and will post results. (not in this thread tho)

How do people even fit into homemade fleshlights?
I've made the gloves, socks or the towel ones multiple times and never managed to stick my dick into them. Food Emperor is the best thing since sliced bread by the way.

only for your penis?

golden keks

>I've made the gloves [...] multiple times and never managed to stick my dick into them.

use lube faggot.

isn't that what legs/hips are for? I'd rather the skin contact

Old people have bad hips?
I just want to try it with my dildo on my boipussy.

Topkek

got pics, faggot?

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do you guys have any verified homemade fleshlight designs for avg cock?

No sorry.

Underrated post

Homemade sex toys are all terrible. If you really want a toy just buy a decent one made out of silicone. Not too expensive and they last a while.

sauce ?

Feels meh and breaks apart the second you start using it.

this one was actually desperate enough to play along...
user could have gotten laid so easily but he let it slip through his fingers

Is that a motherfuckin Food Emperor?