Have you ever been caught masturbating? Or just had an indecent image on the screen? If not...

Have you ever been caught masturbating? Or just had an indecent image on the screen? If not, what's the closest you've ever been?

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When I was 13-14 my dad's girlfriend barged in to see if I needed anything and caught me.

>Or just had an indecent image on the screen?

this, been caught by my cousin and sister on two separate occasions.

Forgot to lock the door?

was about 14, mom walked in room was watching anime, had porn on from earlier on another tab and clicked that trying to click off of the anime.

THEY CAUGHT ME NOW!
tHANKS I'M FIRED.

gold

once thought I was home alone all night so i got 100% nude, computer was in the front room, my clothes in my room all the way upstairs. I managed to close the porn run into the kitchen grab an apple then hide in the pantry. Mom opens pantry door, so i just casually lean against the wall and take a bite of the apple. Neither of us said a word she grabbed the stuff she forgot to take camping and left. Never came up again.

...

My sister once walkeed in my room while I had a tablet with a picture of Katyusha from GuP getting gangbanged by a bunch of futas in one hand and my dick in the other. She was surprising cool with it.

did you fuck.

Sadly no.

I have a sneaking suspicion that I've been caught. One time I fell asleep on my chair with my dick in my hand and some hentai on the screen, woke up to find my computer still on but the tab with the image was closed. The only other person who lives with me is my brother. Thing is I don't remember if I closed the tab or not.

But the real question is

Have you ever been caught sniffing your mums knickers?

I think she suspects it

my setup is next to a window . and anyone walking by my house can see my computer screen ...

i usually close the blinds but some times i don't cause ima edge lord

does that count as public indecency?

>steal brothers ps2 to play vice city
>brother kicks open door
>breaks lock
>takes ps2 back
>2 days later
>dogpile.com
>jerking it hard to "misty pokemon nude" image results
>mfw
>mom walks in
"Dinner is rea...oh god,
Well now I know you're not gay.."
>immediately fix lock on door
>mother never mentions this again

I had a maymay I forgot to post with this

like i said edgelord nigga

>Well now I know you're not gay.."
did that really happen?

Yeah..I was ermm..a feminine child.

My gf caught jerking off to the movie Whiplash.

I put my dick away real fast and pretended I wasnt doing anything. She gave me a really weird look and walked away

Top kek

Jacking it to who JK Simmons? I havent seen the movie pls elaborate

sauce please

>Well no I know you're not gay

just wank over cartoons.

well if that's what you've got
Then why not?

pornhd.com/videos/22765/jenny-glam-takes-it-up-her-big-butt-hd-porn-video

Yeah during one of the scenes he was yelling

No, I'm extra careful with that.

>11 years old
>masturbing in front of a porn movie with two Friends in the living room (we were spaced out )
>There was a window on the left
>All the family saw us by the window (with aunt, uncles, grandmother...)
>So shamed that we went in the bedroom to not go out
>Had a family meal that day

This is why you wank
whilst the family is out
In the bathroom with the door locked

Stay safe
fap safe

friend walked on me jerking off. it wasn't a big deal though. he just pretended to not see shit and I turned over and zipped up. we both talk about jerking off like a bodily function (which it is) and it's a perfectly healthy thing to do.

It's a great movie, you should watch it if you are into movies.

Not the guy u talking to, tho.

thank you user

I had a similar story, I went full bareback naked and was pumping my hand thinking the house was empty when my sister comes into ask me if i want some food she made, I was pumping for a good 2-3 seconds before I heard her through the headphones

Yea I'll get around to watching it
Funny

fucking kek

A closed bathroom makes your fapping sounds echo. Also if your family's out then why bother hiding in the bathroom and not just watch porn on your room?

>Be 15
>Masterbating in room in the middle of the day
>Mom was home but figured she wouldn't bother me for a bit
>Pants fully down because yolo
>Watching redtube, bout to cum
>Mom knocks on door
>Comes in as I'm frantically trying to get the porn off my computer
>End up fucking up somehow and just trying to stand so she doesn't see the screen
>End up tripping over computer cord with pants down
>"user, what are you doing?"
>Mfw

What happened next?

I've been caught a few times by my Mum. The first time she had a good look at my cock and said something about it looking just like Dad's although sudden appearance kinda broke the mood and stiffy very quickly became floppy.

Other times she's walked into my room with my clean laundry and stuff. She smirked, shook her head and quickly left.

That was a few years ago. I've since moved out and had a few girlfriends. She's never mentioned my wanking.

>jerking it to cartoons
You are gay user, sorry to disappoint ur mother

2 times well 1.5

1st

>1999 UK, 13 years old on some dog shit AOL Dial up 0.2mb internet.
>The “Family PC” is in parent’s room all’s good though because I can hear anyone come upstairs
>Dodgy Jpeg of some Russian Lolita with a chair leg up her cunt, YES!!!!
>Pulls dick out fapping away like a sweaty pig
>FUCK! I’m carried away I’ve not hear someone walk upstairs.
>Doors starting to open, SHIT SHIT SHIT
> 2 options, Close PC be caught with dick in hand or put dick away and get busted with Russian Lolita
>Choose Latter, Fuck it’s Dad
>Walks over looks at me, Spaghetti…
DAD: “What the fuck are you watching, Get up and get out now!”
ME: “Buh*Spaghetti* Buh…..
DAD: Just goe user fucking go to your room
>As I’m leaving the room he shouts, “Fuck sake user….Least I know you’re not bent”
For the next 10 years he loves to remind anyone at a family party that I’m a little tosser and shit at using the internet…..

could be a MLP pervert or a furrie...

2nd time
This was a bit weird and don’t know if I can be called a fag or not but this is the only time I’ve ever been in that situation either boys being boys or gay as fuck
>15 years old camping in mates back garden me and 3 bro’s
>All in a line chatting shit ready to sleep
>creepy one of group makes a joke about we should have a wank off and the last one to cum goes and gets drinks.
>I laugh it off and think fuck these other 2 won’t like that and probably bash his noggin in for suggesting gay shit
>Other 2 says “yeah why not”,…..WTF this is a bit odd never been round lads like this before
>before I can think he does a count down and they all start wanking, I don’t wank I just do a motion like I was because this freaked me out
>Before I could think the toss race aficionado’s brother opens the tent with his mates and bursts out laughing
>I pretend to be asleep and wake up “wahh the fucks going on???”
>Barrage of laughter
Rather lucky because his brother and mates believed I was asleep and they were all wanking over me so I sort of dodged getting serious grief. They all took shit for a while and I didn’t hang around much with after that, Defo didn’t fucking camp out with them again.

he said it was Misty from Pokemon.

Not everyone has locks on their door, dumbass

Was jacking it to a loop of suiseiseki getting fucked and my cousin was living with me at the time. Had the door open, but there's a curtain. Heard her coming so shut off the screen and force shut off the computer.

She wanted to use the computer

nice work

What kind of backwater ass house do you live in where doors don't have locks?

The first world.

>be me
>omegle.fap
>minor wins with young, cute 7/10s (flash of tits but not much else)
>trying to get two-way-fapping
>connect to 4/10 40+ year old phillipina
>likeswhatshesees.jpeg
>proceed to get her to show tits and finger pussy while I jerk it
>gf home early
>spend the next month convincing gf that I don't have a thing for wrinkly vagina
>mfw

Detroit?

Sure mate even if that was the case you could just block the door with stuff and it should give you enough time to not get caught

Ofc he didnt hes a fag

>masterbating with old grannys online
>has girlfriend
Sure mate

I said the first world, not third world USA.

Yeah I was lucky, I got away with it. Still got some stick but not as bad as the other 3.

I once got caught viewing a gif from some movie of a little boy touching a grown womans breast. I wasn't fapping it just another gif I randomly viewed when mother came into my room. I did zoom in though because it was kind of hot

I talked to mother for 2-3 minutes and when she left the room I turned to my screen to discover I fucked up
that's it

the faggots' posting on Sup Forums he's beta as fuck

When you need to fap almost anything will do and it's good to knock one out before you fuck as the second cumming takes longer.

She worked a lot, and was on a night shift. Needed some fap, and porn got boring.

Loved having girls check out my tool on omegle, though.

Your belief/disbelief is irrelevant.

kek'd

I had porn vid on my iphone 3 running while I was playing some game on my PC. My sister came in the room, I told her to come in, I had forgotten that I had porn still running in front of me on my phone. She noticed it before I did and was like "oh so you watch that"

having a girlfriend doesn't mean having a hole to fuck 24/7 you know.

Dis nigga clearly never seen Rogue in the 90s Xmen cartoon

step sister walked in on my a couple times she kinda just stared and i kept stroking

we ended up fucking a few times

If you have locks on every door IN the house, you are an insecure, paranoid faggot

this is how i got caught(?)
>computer is in living room
>dad comes home
>panic.png
>try to collect all the cum in my hand
>do some weird cup grip-fist thing
>"h-h-hey dad, welcome home"
>run upstairs
i think he knew i had something in my hand, but doesn't want to make a big deal out of it. not to mention that i still had a half stiffy in my gym shorts.

well done
keep it in the family

Why wouldn't the doors have locks? Since when is that not the norm?

dont have any locks in my house other than the actual doors into and out of the house

>Just got a new 56" TV and PS3 hooked up
>Wife goes to bed early
>put up favorite porn site on tv
>riley reid taking some dick.jpeg
>beating dick like it owes me money
>moment of truth on overdrive
>wife walks out and yells "Really user?!"
>commence terrified cum explosion.mov
>the reality of the situation finally sinks in
>10,000,000 keks
>waifu is pissed
>I'm covered in my own gravy
>can't stop laughing for 20 minutes

Best walk in ever

i'm the youngest of four kids, three older sisters, if i had a dollar for every time i've been caught wanking by them...
...then i'd have eleven dollars

It really isn't the norm, my house only has locks on the outside doors and main bathrooms. None on any bedrooms or attached bathrooms.

So anyone inside the house can just barge in while you're taking a bath or wanking or whatever thing that you wouldn't want to be seen doing? How is that not a flaw?

The only door locks here are on the outside doors and the bathroom. When I was a little boy that home had locks on every single door but no keys.

Same in our place but now the bathrooms dont have locks either, seems to be the way

My mom caught me once, right in the middle of my jerking session. She came back home after forgetting her license, and I was full-on jerking off to Belladonna sucking dick.

I had my headphones on so I didn't notice until I saw her reflection on the computer screen...I'm sure she saw me pumping away but I ninja'd that shit so fast. Power button + quick stuffing of my dick back into my jeans. Pretended I was shutting down the computer, but I'm sure she saw.

Did you sometimes catch them doing something? Masturbating, giving bj, fucking etc?

>Was NEETing it up at my parents' house.
>I had a routine schedule, where each day, I would wait for them to leave for work, then I would start my day off right with a glorious fap.
> We're at breakfast, they're giving me the same ol', "You really need to get a job, user." But all I can think about it busting a huge load to a specific video that I had.
>Finally they leave for work.
>I get undressed, and go get my laptop, along with my sex toys.
>I had a prostate massager, a fleshlight, and a HUGE tube of lube.
>Hook my laptop up to the livingroom TV, so I can watch on the big screen.
>Turn on a video I can actually remember the title, "Chubby Asian Maguro Rough Gangbang" it was on something like "YouJizz" or "Redtube".
>It truly was a glorious fap. I abused my cock and rubbed my prostate for close to an hour
>At the last second I pulled out of the fleshlight to watch my backed up load squirt all over.
THEN IT HAPPENED
>I stood up, and was about to clean up, when I noticed that outside, our car was in the driveway.
>The front door began to open as I turned and bolted for the bathroom, sex toys and lube falling out of my hands and lying on the floor.
>A thicc asian woman was getting railed at full volume on their big screen TV when my mom and dad entered just in time to see their naked, cum covered son run into the bathroom.
I will never forget the sound that my dad made in that moment. It was this loud, angry sigh of disgust. It was like a growl.
The next day, I slept through breakfast.

it really depends how your brought up, ive never had a lock on my room or any locks on the bathroom and im close with my family so nudity isnt exactly taboo

sounds like you're trying to justify your house not having locks on every door.

...

walked in on my eldest sister fucking her bf, she didn't notice because she was riding him but her bf saw me at the door and gave me a creepy wink that i'll carry with me for the rest of life

KEK

Me and my girlfriend used to live with a female roommate. I slept on the couch the night before and in the morning when I heard her getting up I stuck my cock out of the flap of my boxers and pretended to sleep hoping she would see it. Well it worked to well because I could l tell she walked closer and just stood there. I couldn't control it and up it w went. I still had to pretend to sleep though. In general it was a pretty fucked up moment.

> Never came up again.

The penis.

...

>creepy wink that i'll carry with me for the rest of life
can you do a quick portrait of it in MS Paint?

Hahahahaha omg you need to greentext the next conversation you had with your dad

>be me in middle school
>watched Japanese cartoons like the faggot I was
>jerking to some hentai in my room at like 11pm
>Mom walks in without knocking
door didn't have a lock on it
>sees my dick in one hand and my phone in the other playing hentai
>walks over and sits on the end of my bed and says
>"Everything ok honey?"
>my mind- "get the fuck out I was about climax holy shit"
>just say "No" and ask her to leave
>she does
>finish myself off
the end

Once my little brother used my computer, there were some softcore anime pictures on there, and he told my mom. I come from a Christian household, so you can imagine what happened next.

Used to jerk off all the time with headphones in at the computer in our back den. The idea was to risk getting caught. No idea if my mom ever saw me because I doubt she will would say anything.

couple weird incidents:

>be 21-23, college life, share 2 bedroom apt with 2 other dudes
>very religious,very conservative culture, but i'm the weird artsy liberal

>once left a window up with some shemale porn on it, come home all my set up is moved around, brother had a LAN party without asking me jacked my computer and had is friend use it, we've been awkward ever since. not sure if he told my brother but it was right around when he started thinking I was a satanist. so i wouldn't be shocked if they all had a laugh.

>working 3rd shift to pay for school so i keep odd hours, the whole house is a bunch of farmers and nice boys who go to bed at like 9pm so i usually wait till about 2-4am to fap. So one of my roomies is a strange cocktail of super-nerd, and super-conservative. He spends literally all day playing video games and turning around in his swivel chair to tell me i'm a sinner for drinking a couple beers or looking at art that contains semi-nude figures. so i'm about to jack it at 4am and he comes in, having gone to bed 5-6 hours ago, and i'm like "wtf are you doing up?" claims he couldn't sleep but upon his leaving the apartment we found a bunch of crusty socks and tissues balled up under his computer desk, so my assumption is we both caught each other with our dicks in our hands

19?? Fuck man. Move out already.

>when I was 16 i was in my bedroom thinking about this girl from school jerking it pretty hard.
>I didnt hear the door open, and didnt see my step mom enter my room cause i had my eyes closed enjoying myself.
>I came pretty hard, and when i opened my eyes I saw my step mom walking toward me.
>I was scared, and couldnt say anything or move.
>she walked over and sat next to me on the bed, and looked me in the eyes
>then she bent over and licked the cum off my cock.

Once masturbated with my sister. We slept in the same room till I was 16, she 15. She started the whole thing with a story of her friend shliking in school. Got me all hard and I couled hear her in her bed fliking the been so I just started and ended up after 10min with her in my bed, legs spread, panties down rubbing herself. She asked to tuch my dick but that was all. She basicly just held it in her hand until she came. Had to finish the job myself.
Sorry for bad english Sup Forumsros.

She really hoped you had two brokens arms

>polite knock
>respect for other people's privacy

Do you not have these where you live?

Never had a lock on my doors growing up (except bathroom), and live in 2 bed flat with another couple and still don't have locks on doors (except bathroom) because we all respect each other's shit.