America #1

Defend yourselves

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not to mention, very insecure

>not proofreading your tweet before you post it

>be the international community

American education everybody

but not so insecure we have to call a KUCK MOD to fix our problems, amiright baguettebro?

Insecure is what I call the europoors who call americans "fat" as some sort of counter to their own deficiencies

Maybe you should go jogging to counter your deficiencies.

I be the international community!

try win at a sport that id not easily to dope and that does not include 200 medals for the same discipline

I prefer weightlifting, thanks

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>be the international community

PER

>buttblasted Nazi mad as fuck

How does your sister feel about being picked up like that?

You mean walking?

>implying Americans dominate everything at the olympics.


lifting a burger to your mouth is not weightlifting silly

kek

what would belgium know about dominating any sort of athletic competition?

yeah you won gold, you are still fat

seeclockwork

Should we really be listening to what a, get this, MMA fighter has to say?

>>implying Americans dominate everything at the olympics.

Would not go there if I were Belgian.

Tim Kennedy is the 4th ranked UFC Middleweight in the world and is a veteran special forces operator.

How does it feel knowing the most dangerous man in the world carries the stars and stripes?

USA:
Population: 325,000,000
Gold medals: 11
Silver medals: 11
Bronze medals: 10

Germany + UK + France + Italy:
Population: 270,000,000
Gold medals: 12
Silver medals: 16
Bronze medals: 13

he has mma in his twitter, what do you expect.

the world's most dangerous men don't slap their face all over twitter

>all these poor, salty, third-world shitholes talking shit
lmaooo

He's a green beret and could single handedly dismantle your countries """""military""""".

:^)

>inb4 muh armstrong
Merckx would like to have a word

Why not?

H U N G A R Y
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How many athletes does each individual country have?

>muh military

>muh ____
Oh that's right, you're shit at everything

incidentally one of many Olympic sports in which Americans will never amount to anything

Telling is more important than spelling

He wore this shirt in Germany. If that doesn't make you respect him I don't know what will.

Is he as rough as these fine american men ?
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Based Tim Kennedy

youtube.com/watch?v=wFYuyMQLQic

germany? why would this make me respect him more?

>Tim Kennedy
he needs to go away

Half the people that call Americans fat and stupid are American people

wearting t-shirts is illegal

Oh, do you take personal satisfaction in the accomplishments of your olympic athletes?

>Americans don't medal in lifting, so why would you lift?

Europoor logic everyone

It's "country's", not "countries".

America is a third world shithole and they don't even realise it

unironically a hero

Anyone else like to go to movie theaters and create contraptions in the restroom to nestle a greasy dump? I kek all the time thinking about the poor wagecuck who has to clean this

As opposed to Belgium?

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This, it's funny to see conservatives get angry at "foreigners" bashing America when most of those insults come from left-wing Americans. Most foreigners probably care as little about America as we do about you.

tf;tp

The Netherlands is the best at producing qts

ultimate kek

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Oh I'm sorry, he was followed out of the subway by a group of mudslime shitskins. They eventually backed off due to their cowardice and sniffing him out as an alpha American and not one of the emasculated eurocuck faggots they are used to running over.

>land on the moon

Actually it's Britain that is going to shit, sadly
What the U.S. should learn from Britain’s dying navy
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Not a left wing American, but I do indeed hate you American idiots. Cheerio

Reminder that Tim Kennedy went out and made sure Hitler was really dead

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but what does that picture have to do with that? and the shirt? i think it's in arabic, but i don't know the language myself.

honestly i think you're making this up.

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> be the international community
> land on the moon

what did he mean by this?

does it really matter? they'd just keep their shitty ones at home (which they dont atm) if they were one nation

and? did he find him?

>the flag waves
bravo

That's a little pathetic

I think cowering in fear because ISIS is threatening you online is a little more pathetic tbphwy

>sniper/ufc fighter

They're also the best at learning English

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It blows my mind how many foreigners are this good at speaking another country's language.

Cringe.

That's literally an accurate description though.

Embarrassing thread.

>Muh military
>Muh "we are the best"

How can you be proud this? I could be proud only of what I myself have done.

Especially Germany and Holland. They are so good about teaching English half their population speaks English
Now Spain and France on the other hand are snobby about English and look at it like you're second-class if you speak English in their countries

IIRC it means Nazarene or Christian in Arabic. Christians have been marked with it involuntarily in the Arab world but some choose to wear it voluntarily to show solidarity, and that they aren't hiding.

Is it really necessary? If you see a European-looking guy, you assume he's Christian. It's like how you assume that a Chinese guy is atheist or a Japanese guy worships Pokemon.

Source, or I'm going to assume he's wearing a shirt that says "stupid foreigner"

Our military protects you too, Germany
(And the rest of the world *from* you building up a strong miltary again)

Wtf didnt knew all white americans were huge cucks.
Explains a lot of the posting at least.

Wow, he is a true hero. All Muslims feel under attack, europeans would never do that!

Do you really believe this shit?

>posting anonymously because he doesn't want anyone to know who he is
>armchair brave about others "calling out" ISIS

Well, tough to be proud with a history like yours

Gtfo of Germany. No one needs you here.

so he's showing support to arab christians, while being in germany? how is that brave? that actually sounds cowardly, he should show his support in the arab world.

Added this tweet to my american banter folder lads

>won 0 medals
This cuck isnt better than anyone on spee desu.

He was maaaaaad af.

>what are coptic christians

Thank allah you guys have to die for us when shtf.

hahaha, are you talking about me?

Jesus Christ Sweden

I was in Berlin last summer and the impression I got was that most germans, even the younger ones, were pretty bad at english. In one particular instance I had to use google translator to argue with the manager of a food shop for getting a chicken sandwich from the dumb clerk when I had ordered tuna. In the end I got a new sandwich but not before spending 15 minutes threatening to call the police. The city was cool, though.

Do you really believe this shit? To be honest, literally 99% of Germans hate you. No one wants you here.

>he should show his support in the arab world

By going there and killing jihadists who want to slaughter them? He does that already. Wearing an antagonistic shirt is good enough for Germanistan. For now.

Badass as fuck. The only thing more badass than wearing a shirt with chrsitian on it in europe is eating a bratwurst at the vegan convention. After all muslims and vegans are fierce as fuck and are well known for kicking asses. :^)

>gets chicken sandvich instead of tuna
>spends 15 minutes threatening to call the police
C'mon sven get a grip on your life.

Europe is irrelevant now. It's all about this China, Asia and USA thing now, you feel me?

blame your white neighbor's grandparents, achmed

It's about principles, m8. Plus, the clerk was a huge cunt.

We love you too :)

Exactly. It's a great deal for you guys.

Do you mean European-looking guy as in white, or meaning someone from Europe? Most of us have no religion.