/cyc/ /track/ thread #3

Men's Team Pursuit Finals

This is it GB and the WIGOAT vs Denmark(lol) for gold in the last event of the day

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OUR YEAR, LA

T H I C C E S T

>Denmark
we're up for bronze
ya blew it

Brits didn't even qualify for the event but they still win, chink arse tonight

if these were mechanical horses instead of bikes, we would dominate this ezpz

Who /arch/ here?

I'm gay.

I'm not up to speed on this Bristol Rovers meme, can somebody fill me in

>3 different nations on 1 track now
WTF?

>30 minutes till another gold

First for Trott pegging Kenny

Suggest a new even memier cycling event in 5 words or less

Repechages breh

YAAAAAAAY

Just tuned in. Did we do good lads?

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This would be drastically better if they player fitting music while they raced. The empty gym announcer sound in the background is always shit

track cyling but with horses

Mixed tandem sprint

Tour of Holland

50m sprint

Crazy frog invisible bike race

50m cycling

Zig-zag up and down.

Mixed team sprint.

Here, missed the action today did I miss anything good?

>popping to the loo
Kek roiding up more like

Mixed backwards keirin team pursuit

cycling dressage

WHO'S THICCCKER ANNA MEARES OR VOGEL?

There are far too many mechanically assisted """"''''''sports'''''''""" in the Olympics. They need to be eliminated.

fencing on cycles

Exercise bike cycling

>already exists in korea

1km hurdles

Tour De Chile

Pennyfarthing Panic

How about cycling relay?

>doing tricks on a bike
i'd watch it

Tandem Madison eliminator

Fuckin Aussie aye

4km Butterfly

3 rounds on 1 wheel

we failed to qualify for the final (fucking close though). Bronze race against NZ coming up in a bit

Put moving obstacles on track.

yeah eh

Golf

Unicycle jousting

just put on bbc2 what time does something happen?

Pervis is on some fucking drugs

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Jousting on a bicycle

1km no hands with boxing

MY DICK

really makes me think

Who /bet/ here?

More like this!!!! How's thicker anna or Vogel?

>huge dick-like clit

Guys im worried about that China Gold. Is this going to be the Olympics where we dominate this shit?

C O N G O FOR THE WIN
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France got absolutely fucked there

would pay to watch her squat

>China dominating pedalfast
>Britain has to invent new fun sports

Sure, why not.

>not putting it on head for double the gains

Someone should probably tell her.

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I want to but I don't know what the best app to do that shit is.

>cavendish

His spirit will be broken after Wiggo's performance tonight

Track biathlon with rifle

LADS I ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT HAVING QUADS LIKE THIS HOW IN TO?

*last

They've been good at the women's sprints for a while now but still aren't close in any other event

Vogel has thicker legs but Meares has a nicer ass

>Cav ever winning a gold medal

post her arse then

China's not there yet. They're making progress and the UK Cycling will inevitably relax after a prolonged period of success, but this (and the next) are all yours.

Only quads you could ever get is on Sup Forums tbqh

check em btw

Legendary chode there

Wheelies.

>BEER

ed clancy

This please;

I was gonna green text that as well but he put any medal not gold

>missing mens finals
You fucked up big time, go and watch it after cycling.

Eternal /arch/ here.

Bike Destruction Derby

Sprint with one (1) pedal only

Who said anything about gold, learn to read faggot

Man, chinese guys here looking like women

We're racing against a WR, not even Denmark lel

Who hype for /our guy/ here next week?

Stop with the bullshit bb

Cycle jousting

I was just thinking that. Proper feminine chins

Does every Korean girl that appears on tv get plastic surgery or something

What bicycle you are sitting on, m8?

Why don't the chink men have any thigh muscles? Did they just find 4 random guys off the street?

Chinese need meme helmets for the pursuit as well to stand any chance

kek, although they could hold it only on cycling lanes to allow small breakaways to succeed, could be good desu.

Pinarello Dogma F8 x

Your mum obviously.