>"As originator of the original: Saw test screening of new movie. Apart from brilliant, genuine performances from the cast both female and male, it has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films," wrote Aykroyd, "plus Bill Murray is in it! As one of millions of man-fans and Ray Stantz, I'm paying to see that and bringing all my friends!"
comicbook.com
>washed up has been licks the hand that feeds him
What else is new
Good
I really don't care.
>As one of millions of man-fans
they're getting desperate
It's going to be fresh on rt and horrible. Screencap this.
And Marveldrones will defend it like the stupid little sheeple they are.
Reminder
i know i'm going to love it because i've enjoyed every paul fieg/melissa mccarthy team up movie immensely.
Dan thought men in black stopped his ufo documentary by stalking him
Pathetic damage control. I don't care about muh childhoods being ruined with this movie but Sony knows the movie stinks to high heaven. It's going to be really bad and nothing will save it.
>it has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films
Oh man, the poor bastard has to say this. I hope the money is worth it, Dan. You haven't got long left and this is your legacy you're shitting on.
>"plus Bill Murray is in it!
Under the threat of being sued.
This is just sad... this is going to bomb so hard.
why are people afraid of calling this fat cunt unfunny?
has Dan Akroyd ever said a single negative thing about anything ever?
He seems like a cool guy in general
>I'm paying to see that and bringing all my friends!
Holy shit, dial it back there, Dan. You're being paid to shill, not shoot an infomercial.
>It's all about the twist!
Jesus christ how much did he get paid for that
Dan Akroyd would pay to see UFOs so that's not saying much ayyyyyy
house nigger
that goes without saying
>"I'm paying to see that and bringing all my friends!"
And 6 months from now he will be talking how it sucked.
Just like Jeremy Irons and BvS.
It's going to be panned.
>be executive producer of a bad movie
>give glowing review of that movie
>lose what little credibility you had left
>bringing all my friends!
The same reason people were afraid to call Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer unfunny.
I wonder how much he stands to lose should it bomb...
this is why Avatar 2 is going to be garbage
kek
Thank you, Dan
Poison the whole fucking marketing well
Dan has soaked this mess in gasoline and now we just need to spark the match on release day
Why did the 80's films look so much better? Is it the hd cameras?
>BANE
Oh boy I'm sure this is a completely genuine review and he doesn't have a horse in this race.
This post should be a meme
quickest money he's ever made.
sounds like dan's aspergers has resurfaced
It could have been genuine but that whole last line gives it away.
>drunkenly groped a friend of mine at a music festival
I can't hate him for bootlicking this hard. He's in his twilight years, his career is nowhere what it used to be, and he produces meme alcohol. Guy just wants to get paid.
They had actual colors to them instead of two-tone orange & blue.
>It could have been genuine
lol
I think he means it could have SEEMED genuine. We all know its a lie.
Dan Aykroyd is getting MILLIONS for this new film. He's not someone who is disinterested. As one of the writers for the original, he gets a big check just so they can make a Ghost Busters remake. Then he gets extra for his appearance.
I mean, at most 1 days' worth of work plus some promotion and he's like 10 million dollars richer. Hell, I'd shill anything for that.
>"It was good."
>cha-ching
...
bretty gud wodka comrade
Sarah Silverman is alright and can be funny at times. Amy Schumer is never. And the best work she's done is lifted from other people's material anyways.
you just man baby women hater
this film going to be funnier and creepier then the other 2
Why pay him to shill? Surely no cunt alive believes a producer is giving an unbiased review...?
So how many guns did Aykroyd have to his head when he wrote this?
Like with every other media, artists and creators had more influence other than action movies and cartoons they saw in their youth.
They read books, they played theatre, they did stuff.
Modern directors just "went to the movies", and it shows.
Oh yay, lets pretend to be retarded women. What a great idea.
what do you mean? Is it the white balance? I couldn't find something else.
they bribed him with a ufo figure
He can't legally say anything about this film, so why the fuck make him "review" it? It just makes it obvious he's forced to say this shit.
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like the NY phone book in there
> Executive producer: Dan Aykroyd
> "I'm paying to see that and bringing all my friends!"
Since when does an executive producer pay to see their own film? And why is his comment in quotation marks? What is happening here?
>Dan Akroyd
This carries even less weight than James Camerons glowing endorsement of Terminator Genesys.
but at least people could mistake their vulgarity for humour. melissa mccarthy is like a female kevin james.
it's like paying money for your kids shitty artwork or something
examiner.com
The world is doomed.
he put it in quotes because he didn't write it, his publicist did.
Dan is clever.
>"As originator of the original:
OP is an idiot.
Dan Aykroyd is going to make tons of cash if it's a hit.
So what do you think he's going to say kid?
Fuck OP's dumb
>back to the future remake
>marcia mcfly
>dr esmeralda brown
>if it's a hit
>if
>if it's a hit
Horrible movies are hits all the time.
Life aint fair user.
im not, she is a fat unfunny cunt
>Getting a new “Ghostbusters” film in production is something that Dan Aykroyd has been working for years to make happen. He talked about potential for more Ghostbuster films, including possible sequels to the original franchise. He said, “Oh I’ve written… well, we have…I’ve written, well, there’s three drafts of the old concept that exists. And we’re going to be able to salvage some of it and use it. Yeah, we’re gonna be able to use it some day.
>Let’s get this one made and that will reinvigorate the franchise and then we’ll go on to maybe doing a more conventional third sequel as we were planning and another idea I have for it.
it's going to bomb, and the X-Men movies are good you giant pleb.
Amy Schumes rant about uncircumcised dicks was hilarious.
But I guess the funny part was how ridiculous americans are, rather than anything she intended as a joke.
>Dan we'll give you 5 million dollars for a review
>>Alright
>ghosts look like they're from scooby doo
>scarier
Paid advertising is a hell of a thing.
Test
Dan makes really shitty vodka. Don't trust anything he says.
Seriously, if you're going to be a celebrity that makes alcohol, at least make it good
Dan Cuckroyd
next shill article will be "If Ramis were alive, he would give 2 thumbs up"
but instead he's rolling around
Looks like they know that calling people misogynists isn't working. They've called out the big guns now by having the creator of the old movies praise it. I don't know why they didn't do it before. It probably would've made people less angry.
Lost all credibility he had when I saw/read him do an interview to shill his Vodka on some Australian media format and he cracked the shits that they dared to ask him non-vodka related questions.
I really hope they do.
People selling out is nothing new, but dragging dead guys through the mud for money always pisses people off.
>Ghostbusters is critically acclaimed
>Hillary wins
What will manbabies do?
Be marched off to the manbaby extermination camps, presumably.
not going to happen, i'm voting for Trump.
neocon spoiler candidate is going to ruin it for trump and the republicans.
KISS made wine once and it was actually pretty good
Though I have no idea why KISS opted for wine instead of something like beer or liquor
Mecha Reagan?
True Conservativtron 9000
Is Dan still alive?
Depends on your definition of life. He's a shell of a man.
Seriously, that vodka is fucking disgusting. I'm glad I didn't pay for it, you're basically shelling out a lot of money for a glass skull shaped bottle. Also he should learn how to dress, he looks like a mess.
Honest q: does this have woman-fans?
How dare you use such gendered language you misogynistic manbaby.
it doesn't it has the support of the SJW community which won't go see it because it's not their cup of tea
>And Marveldrones will defend it
>[citation needed]
You aren't very funny. This brand of comedy which I am willing to bet comes from Sup Forums isn't very funny. Saying dumb shit just to le troll people isn't very funny at all. Fuck off back to Sup Forums.
Absolutely BTFO
>Sequel will have a Harold Ramis tribute
>footage of Ramis will be altered to make him look like a ghost
Don't deny this won't happen.
So that's why. Dan thinks they will give him another chance if this makes cash. But here is the thing, if this is successful then they will just milk the remake, there's no space for him anymore. He has been reduced to a cameo in a project he helped to get of the ground.
Does anyone know what competition this movie will have when it's released?
u mad bro?
based on youtube reactions, most women hated the trailers.
i-im in charge here