Dream Thread:

Dream Thread:
The best dreams or nightmares you had, post 'em faggots

Had a dream that a wolf was raping me.
Gay/10, would dream again

Had a very bizarre one yesterday. I remember it being a video game, sort of. But it had very real effects on your real world life. Me and three other friends whom I didn't recognize wanted to help this whiny friend we had tagging along become a mermaid, so to help her enter the realm of mermaids, we had to play a version of Bejewled and Bookworm.
The first time she and I failed to get her to win, so she was distraught. She tried it again after going to a forest full of pixies or some shit, but failed, so she was even more miserable. In typical dream fashion, for no apparent reason, I said something like "What? This is so easy." and got a very high score. The higher the score meant a higher quality of life as a mermaid. Then I remember I was going to give a mermaid anal, but the alarm woke me up.

Honestly, feels bad, man.

Every time i have to run in my dreams it's like i have no strenght on my legs or there's no gravity. I move my legs to run but i only slightly move. It happened when i wqs trying to punch someone too. Does it happen in your dreams?

i have dreams about missing my exams...

Was it really rape, though?

i had a dream that all the niggers disappeared

Did you ask for it?

How was life after?

i was a warrior fighting in the land of fire and molten fields where there were many recognazable characters that used fire i finally defeated the boss and as soon as destroy the land of fire i was about to enter Poseidon domain the land of water and deep sea when i eventually woke up.
there was a casino,graveyard,fields of only fire and molten rock and alot of anime characters in it that i had to fight.

ok

>Dream I pick up a wish taser
>make a wish point taser at eyes dream come true
>Wish it was a sunny day
>click
>sun comes out, nice and warm
>I wish I had a Vagina
>Click
>Pull pants down
>Watch penis get smaller
>foreskin gets loose as penis diapers inside body
>watch ball go inside body
>foreskin makes fanny flaps
>Gottofingerself.jpg
>about to insert finger
>Alarm goes off and wakes up

1.Wish that alarm didnt go off
2. WTF?

I had a very strange dream, and i'm actually surprised of what my mind created.

I was in the yard of my house and we were 2 guys and 2 grills, i don't remember what we were talking about but we were naked. At one point i'm starting to fuck the grill and i say something like "this is the first" and i put penor in her anus, "and this is the second" and i put penor in her vag. At that point i run away to my house with my dick burning because it didn't fit in. I was screaming "i can't fuck her, i need some lube", while i was walking there i saw that my neighbour's dog had escaped so i started running and i went in a high place so the dog couldn't get me.
But he was waiting for me

Cont.

Probably ballin

go on...

The dog gets to the 2 grills and the guy so while he is distracted i go inside my house with a parkour move. I don't know what happened in the house, i just remember after a few i was in a wall mart. Me and a group of friends went there with fake coloured plastic guns that made sounds and we started pretending to shoot people and running. It was like a videogame, i was trying to run from security while i was shooting at people. I shooted at a mom and she shooted back at me with her fingers as a gun. I mamaged to get out and i was in the back of the building, there were some guards there and one of them had a bullet in his arm. I found out one of my friends had a real gun and was actually shooting at people

Cont.

I had a dream last night. A group of survivors and I were stranded in a barren snow-laden landscape, I recognised it as the field not far from my house. I was some kind of scout that helped reinforce the barricade. Some kind of disease that caused people to mutate and foam at the mouth but didn't affect their intelligence was running rampant. On an excursion to what I recognised as my neighbourhood to find materials I came across my neighbour that had been affected by the disease trying to put keys in a car that hadn't been working for decades and was completely frozen over. They set their dog on me. I cut off its head and brought it back to the base to eat as food was scarce. There was a serial killer that wanted to sabotage the operation that looked like Kevin Spacey, he mutated and turned into a monster and I had to fight him. I don't remember much else.

The guards asked me who shooted at him and i said it was michael jackson(i don't know why him, just dream logic)
I started telling them how he is not normal, it's not his fault because he is a special kid. They let me go and i went away with michael jackson dad(he was white for some reason). We started talking and for some reason i went to his car and i tried to park it in handicap park spot, i don't remember parking it because after a few moments me and MJ's dad were in the yard of my house again.

Cont.

I had a very dream last night.

It's night; I am in the kitchen and make cereal, but after some time I am loud and almost scream because I realize that I do not have enough beans to make them.

>be me, 6 years old
>mom dies of cancer
>nightmare from time to time: someone brings her coffin in my room
>always makes me cry

Dreamt i kissed a girl i met at a party. Could feel it
God my life is sad...

This is where the dream became impressing, how my brain created that?
We walked to house door, but things were different from before. There were strange demonic dead green plants all over the place. I have a very little wooden house where i keep bycicles and stuff, that house didn't have a door anymore but it had bars like in a prison cell. In the gaps between the bars there were midget dead green demons coming out, they were probably dead and they looked like stone but it looked like they were squeezed from inside the wooden house like when you squeeze play-doh out of a shape. I tried to kick a demon's head to break it but it wasnt made of stone as i thought, i heard the sound of his neck break. After that i went to my house door, i knocked it... There were curtains behind the door, as soon as i knocked they started moving like there was wind inside. When they moved i could see inside of my house, there was a strange green darkness and i could see a shadow moving. Thats when i freaked out, and a lot. I started running as fast as i could with my friend following me.

Cont.

How do you give a mermaid anal?

fewdays back I had a nightmare That these fuckers where picking me apart in my garden, fucking awful.

Had a dream that I got slightly angry and casually pulled out one of my ribs and started wacking people.

was getting chased by freddy kreuger, jason vorheese, guy from scream, and michael meyers. ran for a while. finally hopped a fence and got run over by a train on the other side. camera went over head and shit faded white like i got wasted in gta. even think the words wasted appeared just before i woke up.

>best
I had learned the purpose of humankind by understanding Machine code without any notes

>worse freaking nightmare
the number seven going around in a black background without symmetry or anything, no sound, no nothing

We were running and we had to jump a plant on the ground that was blocking our way, but my friend couldn't and the plant came out of the ground and killed him. I was alone walking in the streets outside my house, i looked at my neighbour's window and i saw him. He got out of the house like he was taking out the trash, but he was colour dead green like the plants, and he was holding a human head from the hair. I got away from him trying to not be noticed. While i was walking on the street i saw that a green smoke was coming out of the ground where i put my feet, it was like dry ice smoke but green. At that moment i looked around me, the sky was green, the plants where everywhere. I was in panick and i was thinking there was nothing i could do, just wait something to kill me, the world was over. Then i understood it was a dream and woke up

fuck you singles.

Last night i dreamt i saw Jonah Hill leaving a Superstore for like the 4th time, Then i had to stop some 12 year old from launching a nuclear missile, via some button inside the superstore..