ITT we describe games poorly
> be nerd
> teleportation makes things go wrong
> kill stuff with weapon that is not a weapon.
ITT we describe games poorly
half life
nice samefag, faggot.
yes
try harder
>be chicken
>fight cubes that are trying to take over world
> try to fight but you have no feet
> throw a ball but you have no feet
> get some papers but you have no feet
> has a bunch of trailers that contains the characters talking about their work and in the videos they have feet
> theres a spaceship that never reaches space but you have no feet
>grow up underground
>fix a water purifier and save world
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>robbers
Payday The Heist.
>its cold
>Theres robots
>can get out of them and shoot
>dont freeze to death
the heist? lol, nope. so close yet so far
Payday 2?
Battlefield Hardline.
Poodoo 2
Felut 3
>your dog gets kidnapped
>race to save him
>Space
>Snakes
This one should be hard, but hopfully someone will get it.
Winrar. Payday The Heist has only 1 DLC.
Lost Planet 2?
Tetris
correcto
half life (2)
payday 2
>nazi poster child kills a billion nazis on the moon
also
>destroy everything, tether shit together
>basically immortal
>may or may not be a story nobody knows nobody's tried
yep
> vampire decides she wants to take a walk whenever she wants
> her sister gets out of the basement
>heart of darkness
>dem feels
lol samefag
>great game that has so much potential and hype and is so much fun to play
>only available for shit console
>get arrested
>get freed
>get board
>install mods
>tits everywhere now because you're a childish piece of shit
Heart of darkness again?
>chased around by darkness for hours
>kek. You were in asylum the whole time
>Kek actually not
TES: Oblivion
Elder scrolls Oblivion./skyrim
GTA san andreas
skyrim?
skyrim?
Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim
correct!
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> have garden
> have animals in garden
> animals are incestous as fuck and if they die you get candy
its that ps1 game where you have to rescue the chicks and you play as a chicken and stuff; i know exactly what game youre talking about just not the title
Dunno how hard this one will be, but:
>Boarding party build
>Enemy is unmanned
>Fuck
viva pinata?
>Nightmares
>Loot a body
>Get convicted of treason
>Save the kingdom anyway
here; did a google for the title, its mort the chicken
...
Black Ops Zombies?
Yah
...
>Plane crash
>Son gone
>Need son
>Cant find son
farmville
FTL?
The Forest?
>blonde haired boy
>wearing suit
>You Push Egss
Bingo
>Zombies
>Emo Lead Character
>most of the game is an annoying escort mission
>free a dog
>mutant zombies
>gold everywhere
>can also go fishing by stabbing fish
>be me
>be janitor
>take nap
>pirate attack
>travel and collect many seemingly useless items
>do some gambling
>do more gambling
>do even more gambling
>getting pretty tired of this fucking gambling bullshit
>save galaxy
>ask sears for money back
Billy Hatcher
dishonored?
no
Fucking hardcore facebook gamer.
RE 4
resident evil 4
>worst first day at work
>also zombies
Damn son. That was quick. Good jab.
>finish college
>kill terrorists
>kill former boss
>flush flag in his toilet
Gg user
>"Ada wait!"
>No graphics
>Go through the window on the left side of house
>Go to livingroom and open the trapdoor
> be extremist group
> get offended by a nearby civilizations eating habits
> start suicide bombing them
> game is child-friendly by the way
Sounds fun
Spore?
>15, bald
>hide in bins
>can't stay awake past 2
Angry birds?
>angry birds
>isn't a real game
>kys
just cause
Yer right.
second one ye
Zork
>Own bookstore and motorcycle
>Have nightmares
>Get's cursed
Correct - how old are you?
come on everyone knows zork
No one got it last thread
>edgy loner
>you don't understand me dad
>I feel guilty for killing the bad guys
>be me
>eat mushrooms to kill the pain of manual labor career
>hallucinate crazy monsters and terrapin kidnapper
>fall in hole after three minutes
>disgrace to my family
Bully
>your bitch dies
>pact with a sealed demon
>kill giant rocks
>bitch comes back to life and you are now a baby
Too young to have played zork, it was in cod black ops
Devil May Cry?
Life
assuming it's mario and you think it's funny to make mario, a kid's game from ~20 years ago, into something dark and twisted for no reason. It's not funny, it's lazy and you're pathetic.
yep
BULLY!
shadow of colossus
>weirdest fucking ending ever
>fucking japs
To young for cock?
>rizzlerazzle ur head goes blazzel
>but no ded
>kill ass
>water n rock power
>ur the mcguffen
>slideshow
>end
>but if dlc then little more fun
never too young
(FBI just to be clear 18 or younger is too young ;))
>get arrested if you forget to remove condom
Nope. Think historical
easy
sims
I meant can you handle a cock (i presume you are 18+ - i'm 74)