ITT we describe games poorly

ITT we describe games poorly
> be nerd
> teleportation makes things go wrong
> kill stuff with weapon that is not a weapon.

half life

nice samefag, faggot.

yes

try harder

>be chicken
>fight cubes that are trying to take over world

> try to fight but you have no feet
> throw a ball but you have no feet
> get some papers but you have no feet
> has a bunch of trailers that contains the characters talking about their work and in the videos they have feet
> theres a spaceship that never reaches space but you have no feet

>grow up underground
>fix a water purifier and save world

>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>robbers

Payday The Heist.

>its cold
>Theres robots
>can get out of them and shoot
>dont freeze to death

the heist? lol, nope. so close yet so far

Payday 2?

Battlefield Hardline.

Poodoo 2

Felut 3

>your dog gets kidnapped
>race to save him

>Space
>Snakes

This one should be hard, but hopfully someone will get it.

Winrar. Payday The Heist has only 1 DLC.

Lost Planet 2?

Tetris

correcto

half life (2)
payday 2

>nazi poster child kills a billion nazis on the moon
also
>destroy everything, tether shit together
>basically immortal
>may or may not be a story nobody knows nobody's tried

yep

> vampire decides she wants to take a walk whenever she wants
> her sister gets out of the basement

>heart of darkness
>dem feels

lol samefag

>great game that has so much potential and hype and is so much fun to play
>only available for shit console

>get arrested
>get freed
>get board
>install mods
>tits everywhere now because you're a childish piece of shit

Heart of darkness again?

>chased around by darkness for hours
>kek. You were in asylum the whole time
>Kek actually not

TES: Oblivion

Elder scrolls Oblivion./skyrim

GTA san andreas

skyrim?

skyrim?

Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim

correct!

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> have garden
> have animals in garden
> animals are incestous as fuck and if they die you get candy

its that ps1 game where you have to rescue the chicks and you play as a chicken and stuff; i know exactly what game youre talking about just not the title

Dunno how hard this one will be, but:
>Boarding party build
>Enemy is unmanned
>Fuck

viva pinata?

>Nightmares
>Loot a body
>Get convicted of treason
>Save the kingdom anyway

here; did a google for the title, its mort the chicken

...

Black Ops Zombies?

Yah

...

>Plane crash
>Son gone
>Need son
>Cant find son

farmville

FTL?

The Forest?

>blonde haired boy
>wearing suit
>You Push Egss

Bingo

>Zombies
>Emo Lead Character
>most of the game is an annoying escort mission
>free a dog
>mutant zombies
>gold everywhere
>can also go fishing by stabbing fish

>be me
>be janitor
>take nap
>pirate attack
>travel and collect many seemingly useless items
>do some gambling
>do more gambling
>do even more gambling
>getting pretty tired of this fucking gambling bullshit
>save galaxy
>ask sears for money back

Billy Hatcher

dishonored?

no

Fucking hardcore facebook gamer.

RE 4

resident evil 4

>worst first day at work
>also zombies

Damn son. That was quick. Good jab.

>finish college
>kill terrorists
>kill former boss
>flush flag in his toilet

Gg user

>"Ada wait!"

>No graphics
>Go through the window on the left side of house
>Go to livingroom and open the trapdoor

> be extremist group
> get offended by a nearby civilizations eating habits
> start suicide bombing them
> game is child-friendly by the way

Sounds fun

Spore?

>15, bald
>hide in bins
>can't stay awake past 2

Angry birds?

>angry birds
>isn't a real game
>kys

just cause

Yer right.

second one ye

Zork

>Own bookstore and motorcycle
>Have nightmares
>Get's cursed

Correct - how old are you?

come on everyone knows zork

No one got it last thread


>edgy loner
>you don't understand me dad
>I feel guilty for killing the bad guys

>be me
>eat mushrooms to kill the pain of manual labor career
>hallucinate crazy monsters and terrapin kidnapper
>fall in hole after three minutes
>disgrace to my family

Bully

>your bitch dies
>pact with a sealed demon
>kill giant rocks
>bitch comes back to life and you are now a baby

Too young to have played zork, it was in cod black ops

Devil May Cry?

Life

assuming it's mario and you think it's funny to make mario, a kid's game from ~20 years ago, into something dark and twisted for no reason. It's not funny, it's lazy and you're pathetic.

yep

BULLY!

shadow of colossus
>weirdest fucking ending ever

>fucking japs

To young for cock?

>rizzlerazzle ur head goes blazzel
>but no ded
>kill ass
>water n rock power
>ur the mcguffen
>slideshow
>end
>but if dlc then little more fun

never too young
(FBI just to be clear 18 or younger is too young ;))

>get arrested if you forget to remove condom

Nope. Think historical

easy

sims

I meant can you handle a cock (i presume you are 18+ - i'm 74)