So here's the thing guys

So here's the thing guys
I wanna change my last name cause i wanna piss my parents off they always treated me like shit
I know its a bad idea to do this here but fuck it
Dubs decide my new last name

Btw .. My first name is Carlos

Crossborders

The Hedgehog

Sontana

Illegal immigrant

Grande

Cocksock

If trips change name to moot

Offtheboat

Carlos

Condit

its Santana you pleb

Anyway you should change your entire name to Tuco Salamanca

Trump

The gardener

Escobar

Pajero

Fudgepacker

smith (:

Keem

Roll

Spiceywiener.

Higgers

roll

Townrapist

Solrac

Rolling

so close

tinnewyork

Davis.

hitler

Boiii

Speek

Scarlos

Solrac

Carlos Carlos

WINRAR

winrar, disappointingly

Kek

Danger

Santana

Winrar

Boooo

Solrac

Trips > Dubs, niggers

Mc Wetback

The Dwarf

winrar(?)

So moot davis how do u like ur new name

OP said dubs decide, though. Don't be a saltyfag.

bump

Carlos Danger

sosososososs

>Touchmy7yearoldpussy

I know it's kinda long but it can definitely pass as Kazakhstany

hugh mongus

beanbag

Carlos Davis is probably the best/nicest thing you could have got from b
Proof God exists
Prove me wrong
>pro tip
>you can't

Car found

or just "T"

Mladic

Bump it is
We have a winrar

minute too late

reroll

Abortions

Hugh Mungus

FUCKING BULLSHIT, A GENERIC NAME WINS OUT OF ALL THIS SHIT???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's not a bad idea though, I did it and years later I'm glad as fuck.

Just make sure to do some stupid shit before you get a clean sheet again.

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Inigo Montoya

that file name... so true!

Dad will kill me for such a white name ..

Dujmovic

Rolling for spiceyweiner

Best way to piss your parents off.

Pendejo

Santana

Incorrect. If god would exist, he'd help poor Carlos to get back at his parents with one of the other names here that surely would've been better for his personal cause.

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Whatdidyoucallme

taco truck

carlos anchor wetback

Carlos Fedora

smitty werbenjaggermanjensen

kek

roll for it

jewgastonator

roll

Demanero

Faggot

winrar

This was the first WinRAR this guy wins.

Reroll

middle name "the"
last name Jackal

Latina Pussyhunter

exdee

hitler

Smegbelch

banana hammock

skywalker

sir creamsalot

Monroe

Bleach