If you were offered $50,000 to kill a kitten would you do it?

If you were offered $50,000 to kill a kitten would you do it?

>Only way to get the $50K, i.e no taking it by force
>Total secret

No because I'm mentally stable

Nah. I'm not that desperate for money

Nope.

Yes, because I AM desperate for money.

I'd do it for free

never bc nekos are so kawaii °^°

What's the execution? Fuck it till it pops?

Cats have 9 lives besides I could always donate 1k to a cat charity

Do it for 250 ..

i'd do it for free also

id do it for $1

Ahem .. that's exactly the opposite. Imagine a Lion trying to survive on grass.

Mankind has some kind of fucked up morals. If you get to grow up in the countryside, killing kittens is quite normal.

Kill person, adopt kitten

Yes but..
Do i get more if I torture before killing it?

I thought Sup Forums likes animals, especially cats....

We do. Ignore the edgelords that came here a year ago.

Is high school out already?

Yes because I need the money, I like animals but would I value a kitten life over $50k? Nope. Sorry kitten.

I'm allergic to cats. They are adorable, but they make me sneeze.

I'll do it.

I would do it for 2000$

can i take the kitten with me if i decide not to kill it?

100% yes. Id do it for $50 as long as its not too gruesome. For 50k id kill it however needed.

Did you know people live in other parts of the world... With you know... Different timezones

I'd eat the kitten alive for 50,000$

I would.

I still haven't developed any strong emotional attach towards kittens, so yeah.

ifs going to be a secret and no one will know, ill smash that thing until its a puddle of blood

Id do it for 25

Yes!
I've done worse for less

why not

what have you done user?

kill a kitten, buy a audi?

sure would.

Used to french kiss my sister while she slept.... good times.

thats not worse at all.

Story?

Are you people really serious? Of course I'd kill a kitten for 50k. The real question is would you kill a human for 50k if it was an absolute secret?

Even worse, would you kill a relative for $5 million? Not a direct blood relative but a close uncle/aunt or niece/nephew.

depends on if theyre gonna be fighting back or do i just have to pull the trigger.

I would kill it really gently with some poison that doesn't cause pain.