I think Maryland's back is starting to hurt

I think Maryland's back is starting to hurt.

the fuck is in the water there?

Excellence

>with ties to

What does it means? Birthplace?

California blows you outta the water.

Either way USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Michael Phelps

nothing, it's 99% pure water

stop asking questions

Birthplace or went to school there, which is a big deal since our universities train nearly all of our athletes.

Crabs, yachts, drunk white kids, and dead black people.

Phelps and Ledecky

b-b-but Phelps is living in Arizona

And per capita? This is important

fiji

Yeah, and Ledecky is in CA (or will be in a few weeks). They learned it all in MD.

MD has way more golds and medals >per capita

Sup Forums meetup at the moco fair tonight
I'll be the only white guy there.
See you there ;)

HoCo reporting in.

I'd honestly love to see an olympics where every state gets to send it's own team

MD bros, should we secede and btfo "america" with our olympic greatness?

lol enjoy being third

but we'd dominate >per capita
just like we dominate in per capita income

Good thing Maryland leads the nation in sexually transmitted diseases because that state is full of white trash and nig nogs.

>our

tea

great, you can dominate >per capita like all the other losers. America will continue to win where it counts.

>with ties in Maryland
Wtf does this mean??? Is their twice removed step uncles dog living there? How the fuck did we get so plebbit tier that we have to post the fucking TIME MAGAZINE to create content here??

This isn't even a shitpost, its a fucking rotten milk in a dead elephant carcass post.

Why is an olympic swimmer living in such a dry state?

we have things called indoor pools

Remember, the U.S. would lose all of Ledecky's and Phelp's medals, which is like half our golds right now.

>Good thing Maryland leads the nation in sexually transmitted diseases
Nope.

WHO DMV HERE?

ANNE ARUNDEL COUNTY REPORTING IN.

Anne Arundel, we out here

I graduated from Fallston high school.

lmaooo

Glen Burnie wigger or white trash detected

Howard county here. Reservoir HS alumni reporting in.

Wilde Lake Graduate

Who /TheWire/ here?

Literally the only reason I've heard of Maryland t.b.h.

And Ledecky and Phelps wouldn't have medley medals.

>athletes with ties to Maryland have won 12 Olympic medals so far.
>with ties to Maryland
>with ties
What the fuck does that mean?

Atholton here.

Hahaha US BTFO uk in the 50m now. The REKT-age doesnt stop.

Marylanders are the most powerful race in the world.

good to know its worth something, Baltimore takes down the value a lot

lol... Texas will probably catch y'all in a couple days anyways with both Simones.

Baltimore is responsible for one of the best TV shows ever produced so it's ok.

Texas is responsible for Eliot Rodgers taking Phelps' rightful gold.

PG county reporting in

Fun fact: Arizonans own the most boats >per capita out of any state in the US

I used to fuck a chick from Berlin

Now I think she's dating some dude like 20 years older than her

underrated

Montgomery county reporting in.

My nigga.

His coach was born in South Carolina and has worked all over the place, and Phelps went to Michigan State. At least *some* credit should be given to the fact that the US has some darn good swimming development programs.

Harford reporting in, I heard this stat last night and had a good laugh about it.

I have family in HoCo and MoCo. I would have gone to Mt. Hebron High School had I lived there during those years of my life.

do you remember Mario Merrills?

Of course, such a good show.

>calling someone from PG county a nigger
Paging Captain Obvious.

This. Get fucked rest of the world

>California blows you outta the water