ITT: We pretend trump is the new president of the usa

ITT: We pretend trump is the new president of the usa

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Oh no taco taco I'm getting sent back to Mexico burrito burrito

Well guys, looks like it's the last day on the internet for us. It's being shut down, he's getting to the big internet switch tomorrow and shutting it all down.

It was fun guys.

America is safe again, America is proud again, America is great again.

Thanks, Trump.

didnt really care too much for mexicans anywho

Well, I wanted Bernie, but it's better than it could have turned out, right?

Well shit, I can actually learn something in college now. If only there was college.

Why does his face look like he's masturbating in the OP?

Everything is still exactly the same. What a shock

Why do you make that face when you masturbate?

$HILLARY BTFO

wow nothing has changed!!

Waiting for Trump to sue HuffPost for libel.

>border increasingly secure
>illegal immigration continues to decline, current illegal immigrants being deported
>no more "refugees" (read: economic migrants who will refuse to assimilate) coming in
>big glorious door for those who wish to immigrate legally

Life is great.

>pretend

Day 145
Mexicans spotted trying to cross the border
The Trump Army unleashed the Wetback Fryer, America's first weaponized dragon.
Mexicans turned and ran in fear.
Stupidniggers.jpg
Wetback Fryer still hunted them down, fucked them each in the ass, and then ripped them apart. They are now available in your local KFC's freezer as a delicious add on to the Allahu Fuckyouyou'rebanned special. 2 muslim heads for the price of one.

>America. Land of the free, home of the brave.

Excuse me sir. I cant but not you look somewhat ethnic. According to the 16th and 17th Amendment I demand to see your Great American id card and submit to a Great American retinal scan.

Based Melania is already suing Daily Mail. If that goes through, a ton of other slanderous articles could be targeted.

Hope it goes through.

Illegal Immigrant Removal Squad Alpha Charlie 22 ready to go Mr President. Just give us the orders and we'll clear the ghetto's and ship them over the wall and begin preparations on the ground for legal entry.

>I'm voting for him.

> According to the 16th and 17th Amendment I demand to see your Great American id card and submit to a Great American retinal scan.

Nigger do you even know how many amendments there are currently?

>tax distribution and US senators, SHOW ME YOUR ID AND GIB RETINAL SCAN

Are you this retarded?

Seeing those walls makes me want to erect one myself.

There can be only one!

Colleges now demand challenging discussions that will make you uncomfortable. Businesses now seek the best and the brightest. The economy flourishes. America is respected around the world because we have a leader that will not be any other nation's bitch.

Sounds accurate annon... If only he could actually win... :/

Will he sell me one of his African Americans?

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the earth is flat guise

I don't get it

>If only he could actually win... :/
@#$% electoral college

Just like your train of thought

it's not really a joke, it's just racism

Kk

Fell for the bait.

Hi another one.

>American refugees have to stop coming to Europe

Only if Hillary wins

>Trumples actually believe this

As if he could win without the electoral college.

You Trump supporters are massively ignorant.

You want Trump to stop illegal immigration?
-Illegal immigration has been net 0 for years now.

You want a wall to stop illegal immigration?
-The vast majority of illegal immigrants do not cross the border illegally, they overstay their visas.

You want the economy to flourish?
-Immigration is great for the economy. We need more immigration. Just ask an economist. Or ask Japan. They are massive immigration restrictionists, and they are facing insurmountable demographic challenges because of their aging population. Hence Japan's long-term slow growth, and unsustainable economic system. If Japan accepted immigrants, they would not have such an abysmally low birthrate.

You want Trump to lower crime?
-Crime is at its lowest point in modern American history. And don't point to Baltimore and Chicago - a one year spike does not make a trend.

-You want Trump to end "political correctness" in campuses?
Trump is running for US President, not University President, you dolt.

What?! I'm moving to Canada.

>devastating put down
>kid didn't know his constitution
>I styled on him
>don't argue with a political historian

You fucks hate political correctness, but also hate the 1st amendment.

What a bunch of morons.

>Illegal immigration has been net 0 for years now.
lol you've obviously never set foot on a construction site

queue the >hurr muh taxes, they take awr jawbs, use up our public spending etc

I'm Puerto Rican and I'm voting for Trump, I don't want Bernie or Hillary, I just want the Donald.

Those people have been here for years. Look at the actual stats.

BTW, did you get to check people's papers at the construction site? Or did you assume "Hispanic looking dude = illegal"? If so, you are a tard.

Derp?

Derp. Derp derp. Derp-derp-derp.

Derp.

The unelected societal dictatorship media kabal will be arrest and executed for crimes against humaity, genocide & sedition.

>Or did you assume
Actually I talk to them.
In spanish.

You're the one who's doing the tard assumptions, here. You're guessing at what you expect, I'm telling you what I know.

>Day 100
>No wall
>Everything is pretty much the same
He just hired same guys as usual to be his advisors
>redneck idiots think America is great again
>in reality it never stopped being great, or things were never better in the past, only worse
>but it's a good bunch line for retards
>jesus people are stupid

BUT HE WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

In all seriousness Trump will have to enact several Executive Orders to ensure his policy gets passed by Congress.

The americans are experiencing another economic crysis? fuck, I hope it doesn't cascade to europe this time

we don't want you

this

chain the faggot and drag it behind my F100

>congress cock blocks all of his significant policies
>has to be guided like a child in discussing the Palestinian conflict with the President of Israel
>Shouts at the haters, no matter how innocuous
>passes some Reagan-tier economic bills (aka complete garbage)
>generally whores his fat face at the Podium per usual
>4 years of mediocrity
Do you lads really expect anything else?

the hillbilly redneck meme truck. Of course

>ITT: We pretend trump is the new president of the usa

- What a beautiful wall the Mexicans just bought us

- Ukraine is not in NATO? Good--- why the fuck would we go to war over Ukraine.

- I didn't think the Germans had the spine left to ditch Merkel and boot out the Muzzies . . . Media blames POTUS.

- Assad just shut down ISIS and the rapefugee flood is now over . . . do miracles never stop.

- NATO nations now pony the fuck up and spend their 2% on defense?

- "Muslims Leave in Record Numbers: Cite Trump's Bigotry" -- NYT

- "Trump tells AIPAC 'No more wars for Israel'"-- Chicago Tribune

- Trade deficit with China halved in first Trump term

- Rosie O'Donnell loses 100 lbs, thanks President Trump for motivation

- Al Franken calls Trump bigot for refusing 1M refugees

you say that is if it's a bad thing
climate change is a hoax
gas is cheap
and Trump's going to make it easier to sue faggots like you for attacking a national transportation icon

>Derp. Look at me! I'm determining the net illegal immigration rate based on personal experience. Who needs facts and statistics when you've got anecdotes?

I'm not sure if I can handle this many memes. You need to sit down son, your autism levels are spiking

Sociology major detected

kek, stop being delusional. Implying he isn't right.

Trump's President now faggot.

Autism doesn't exist anymore. No more liberal excuses ruling our lives, k?

White have been living in harmony with nature with almost zero population growth. The 150,000,000 extra recently added new Democrats are all foreigners imported to satiate the burning hatred towards White America. America has become the dumping ground for the rest of the worlds irresponsible over breeding. If more people help the economy, why is Mexico allowing its assets to leave? Shouldn't we help the economies of the 3rd world by sending the economic slaves imported by the anti-White liberals & anti-Worker fat cats back to their home lands? I think it is the only moral course of action :-)

>>passes some Reagan-tier economic bills (aka complete garbage)

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA

WINNING

Why not at least he did't have a concussion form a sex toy like Hilary take a look.
youtu.be/nuZ3GpOIPMU

Why do you think it has been years that people cite the same figure: 11 million. People have cited that figure for at least a decade. Why? Because the net rate of illegal immigration has been at 0. The figure can't change if net rate is 0.

>my stupid faggot video
>are you sure you don't want to cringe

kek

kek

you waste of quads all criminals get deport all is right with the world

>not believing this

Why?

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>White have been living in harmony with nature with almost zero population growth

do some people actually believe that?

>Why do you think it has been years that people cite the same figure: 11 million.

Because they don't want to say 20-30 Million.

There are, after all, rules for American journalism
> you do not report facts critical of Israel
> the color of crime must not be mentioned unless it is framed as a response to oppression
> the proclivities of the sexually unorthodox cannot be mentioned. AIDS and pederasty are equal opportunity offenders.

first of all, as another user said, most illegals overstay their visas. They come in legally and.. well yeah. Finding them and throwing them out will cost billions, increasing border security even more. Furthermore, immigration is a $6,000,000,000/year business. No wall, fence or tight amount of security will stop this. It'll just end like the war on drugs. Tens of billions blown out for nothing.

>Because they don't want to say 20-30 Million
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

NO

JUST NO

>do some people actually believe that?

Environmental concerns are an almost exclusively White phenomenon.

Haiti is a good example.

1st amendment doesn't grant people the right to use "hate speech" anymore, just like it doesn't protect from libel and slander. Since leftists use those laws for their benefit, everyone else should too.

>Environmental concerns are an almost exclusively White phenomenon.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAhA FAGGOT

NO WONDER YOU'RE A TRUMPFAG

funny how no one's put either of us in prison for saying "nigger"

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>No wall, fence or tight amount of security will stop this.

Odd how it works everywhere it's tried.

It works everywhere people have the will to stand up for themselves and their own people.

Only the treason lobby stops it from working.

I care not a bit if La Raza supremists are hell-bent on turning my nation into a 3rd world pest hole . . I am determined to stay a 1st world, wealthy nation.

And the true cost is not a wall, but having a massive underclass bleeding our programs dry when they're unable to rise out of poverty.

WHAT??

>Odd how it works everywhere it's tried.

Where did it ever work lol?

How goes your hunting, brothers? I bagged me six Mexicans trying to get over the wall this morning.
Ever since Trump partnered with Putin, and removed all arms embargoes, my SVD has been serving me well. Maybe I'll use my money from the tax cut to buy something a little more exotic like a Chinese QBZ-95.

reason.com/blog/2015/06/05/montana-hate-speech-case
Yet. If SJWs get their way, shit like this will be all over America.

>my nation
This is why you are, and will continue to lose. You fail to see it is ALL OUR nation.

Clean up your act.

Said no one ever

Trumps is pres.. 1st lady has porn pics
We take one step closer to Idiocrasy

We did that with SJWs screaming the loudest.

QUADS OF TRUTH
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>Odd how it works everywhere it's tried.

odd how you think you're a student of history

>hell-bent on turning my nation into a 3rd world pest hole . .

you fucking neckbreathing fucktards are doing a fine job of that on your own

anything progressive and you bellow like stuck faggots

bullshit

read the fucking 1st Amendment some time

not happening

>implying the Wetback Fryer wouldn't be called the "Trump Defender" or something stupid

And yet, there it is, until it gets challenged in court.

" The only permitted exceptions to free speech protections—as the Supreme Court recently re-articulated—are for obscenity, defamation, fraud, incitement, and "speech integral to criminal conduct." "

Easy. Denying the Holocaust is a fraudulent viewpoint.

seen the latest polls?

Prosecuting this guy is legal in Montana, and if you think Montana is a liberal stronghold, I've got some bridges outside of Helena I'd like to sell you.

...birther?

Yeah, because Montana is SJW central. Are you joking?

Am I supposed to believe that a good ol' boy Republican County Attorney in rural Montana is a SJW? This is a clear-cut case of right-wing threats to free-speech.