Your job application was sent to the government and some crazy stuff happened and now you're the Director of Tourism for your country. Your first assignment is to bolster tourism by implementing a new three-word ad campaign.
Make people want to come to your country in three words.
Full, fuck off.
Wehave the GrandCanyon
Uh..
ANIME IS HERE
Come take selfies
Uh what? Bad news? Did the Mexicans steal the Grand Canyon?
Please, fuck off.
Soon, no Mexicans!
Welcome Middle East
Nay, but tis more than 3 utterances.
Three words it is
captcha: sign of "Maison de tourisme"
Madonna, is that real
Better than Canada
No.
no more, please
We have bigger
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Poo in loo
See our mosques
Free gun vouchers.
suck my cock
Em ay gee ay
We are poor (as fuck)
Illyana or get the fuck out.
I believe in Magick
Build the Wall™
Weed, art, windmills.