When you're dreaming you're having sex and then you wake up before you get it on

>When you're dreaming you're having sex and then you wake up before you get it on.

been there
really lame cause you wake up super hard but with lost motivation

i had dream sex three times
one of them was an anthro too

>when you're dreaming that somebody loves you and then you wake up

Thats about when I contemplate drinking in the morning.

im gonna put so many things in my butt today

It wont

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drinking is for squares
and those who can afford a drinking habit

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this ;_;

but drinking is best to avoid being neurotic at 3am
just lie in bed half the day instead

I had the same dream once... Except I was going to fly an airplane. First class shit, the seats were red and it looked like a fuckin' movie theatre

nice reaction pic

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I debate on exercise and eating or getting alcohol to feel better.
I like alcohol better because its a surefire thing.

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>not drinking and exercising
Drunk night hikes are the best.

I already do that.

Mmm, no.

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domes

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that makes 2 of us

I wish I had more sex dreams the only ones I can remember are of me having sex with this girl i knew from high school that overdosed, it was the only time I ever had a wet dream. Sometimes I wonder if the dead can communicate across dimensions through dreams.

CASUL

cool

D o M e S
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holy shit that's adorable.

Literally 99% of bear sonas are barra, which is nice because they're sexy.

However, I want to find more cute skinnier bear sonas because that's me.

I dont like going out unless its fall or winter, I dont like seeing other people.

demos*

I enjoy calling you domes though

hows the homefront?

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A HIKE is typically in the WOODS and usually they are barren of other folk, especially at night.
DRUNK
NIGHT
HIKE

Skinnier bears? No such thing. It looks weird. No offense.

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>want to drink and smoke
>on probation

There are no woods out here.

Isn't that otters?

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home is nice
had a bunch of nice home cooked meals, chatted it up with the moms
i'm excited cause i ordered some gamecube games to play at the dorm when i get back

Yeah you're right.

IRL yes I am definitely an otter. I just don't like otter furries that much :/

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Lucky duck you, what games?

Do you have much homework? And whats the latest gossip?

which gamecube games bro?

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Plant some.

Otters are awesome.

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You're fucking with me now, stop talking to me.

metroid prime, pikmin 1 & 2, and zelda collectors edition

see above
all the homework i have left is just reading and annotating.
>latest gossip
i don't know. barry has huge tits

OH.

MY GOD.

I wish

I always thought Barry wasnt a grill, WHAT IS THE MEANING

and noice, reading is cool, what do you have to read?

kek

Nibi BTFO

.......Yeah they are. I just don't feel like being one.

I love being a doggo tbh.
Zelda Collectors edition is sick. TTYD as well.
Melee though.

Already dont get laid, who cares.

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i'm forcing this now
you NEED to have sweet jugs.

it's his boyfriends favorite part of him
all i'm reading are poems by Marie de France, namely Eliduc and Bisclavret

whats ttyd
melee is alright, i've been meaning to play it more. i just love having smash on 3ds

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if I had nice tits, I'd let you fuck them

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i'd fuck them if it were possible. sadly, titties doesn't have pussies

oh
neat
i thought about it but i didn't really want an rpg type game

>he doesnt enjoy the simplicity of kissing the neck

P H I L L I S T I N E

I know not of the french you speak of.

Do I go to a bar tonight, or a club.

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i enjoy bars more than clubs, better for conversations

How so?
Im sure whatever suburban hellhole you inhabit could use some trees, or at least is less populous at night.

Neither.

What did you do, user?

You don't have to answer, just curious.

neck kissing is hot
yeah me neither
both are poem about people doing people things

Im not planting trees

This is true.

I'm debating on how far to travel to go to one. There's a little bar about 15 minutes away from me, but it gets packed pretty quick.

Maybe I can go into Los Angeles or West Hollywood and see what all the hooplah is about.

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I know the scene of West Hollywood is better espacially around the beach area. So thats a thing

I really enjoy hickeys, both giving and taking.


Sounds romantic, is it in French?

California seems awesome I'm jealous.

meant to say Santa Monica to be exact

the sensation of getting a hickey is super cool. makes you squeal
it's about breakup stuff. it's translated from french

Cali is shit, only thing there is fruits and nuts.

It's a better gay community out there. But I'm just scared about drinking too much and having to drive back. Uber/Lyft would be a lot back to my house.

It's good, just expensive. I honestly would rather live in Oregon or Utah or something.

Apparently Pokémon GO hunting out there is good.

Otters are better.

Hey, pretty drunk, how's everyone

No, Utah sucks.

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im into bitting, I like hearing the other person lament while the arch their back into it.

Is the poem in broken english? I know going from spanish to english can be probelmatic at times.

If you do go out, just be careful, be mindful of the time, and the bars would be more than willing to serve you water. People understand at clubs are more than understanding as to why youre sobering up.

Agreed.

I've been out there once. It wasn't too bad, especially when you're used to the chaos of Orange County and all that. It was quiet and nice.

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Oh no, trust me, I know the whole routine. I'm good at not doing stupid shit when I'm drunk. Luckily I'm one of the smarter people to know when to drive and not to drive.

I'm sorta' used to it after taking care of so many of my friends.

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Its nice to visit, but its shit to live here. Most people here are garbage.

well that's kinda weird. are you a sadist?

no. the translator did a good job filling in the gaps

:/ ugh I don't wanna be an otter