OFFICIAL VIKINGS @ BENGALS PRESEASON GAME 1 GAME THREAD

Half hour till football lads.

Get hype.

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130 yards 2 TDs

who /apathetic/ here?

get it together, user

Daily reminder than Andy Dalton will win the MVP this year and the Bengals will win at least one playoff game

Semi Daily reminder that Bridgewater is a meme qb

first for vikings regression

wew, feels great to be back here.

>not 200 yards and 4 TDs with MoBo getting at least 100 of those yards and 2 of the TDs

Has it started yet?

>have to choose between this game or the olympics

wat do lads

Anyone have a stream?
>tfw every fucking Sunday/Monday/Thursday scrambling for a stream
The only thing not comfy about football season.

15 mins

gamepass.nfl.com/

Got my burgers and fries ready

>Thinking I'd spend $100 to watch something I could watch for free
>inb4 "b-but the players"
They're making millions regardless.

Now someone show me an actual stream.

Find them on leddit

streamboat.tv/@sarena3

pass on the Ginger Antichrist

>Go-lympics

>Had a full English for my brekkie a couple of hours ago
>pizza ordered for about 2

Christ, going to get fat this season.

start counting calories m8

also, once a week going full american is not bad unless you're already overweight

We just work off all the junk food by swimming

>counting calories

Nah, I'm not gay mate. Plus tbf my job requires some heavy lifting, so I won't get too fat. (provided I don't go full-yank every day of the year)

>Americans won't shut up about swimming

What a surprise...smfhtbqhf

Here we go!

>let's roar

IT'S STARTING

Is Dalton a Green babby? I don't watch the bengals

Who /Moritz/ here?

Pretty much
Its the whole Stafford to Megatron deal

/here/

Definitely for his first few years but he's learned to not be too reliant

No, Dalton is good. Comparable to Matt Ryan now

>Viqueens
>Nigger QBs
>beating children with sticks
>sweden

need me to keep going senpai?

/me/

>having to navigate reddit for a stream

idk how ppl like that site. shit is confusing af

LISTENING LIVE FROM SOMERSET 1480. FOOTBALLS BACK. LET'S HOPE THIS JANUARY I'M NOT COVERED IN PUKE AND TEARS AGAIN. WHO DEY

>flagposting

>ohio talking shit

Considering we're not being overrun by rapefugees whom we're also responsible for paying for, I'd say I'm in a perfect position to talk shit

>Brandon Tate is starting at WR2

hold me lads

>int-pol posting
lowest form of bait

seems to me you have absolutely nothing to come with

>vikes defense

>telling the truth is now not allowed

he won't be in the regular season so I don't care

>memes are the truth

CUT NUGENT WHEN? Holy fuck, I almost forgot how shit he is

>Nugent

(You)

>Nugget

It is actually pretty good senpai.

Statistically they werent much better than average last season

>meme QBs

THAT STIFFARM

Is Andrew Billings out for the season?

Who to look at

Laquan Treadwell WR
Mackensie Alexander LB
Willie Beavers T
Kentrell Brothers LB
Moritz Boehringer WR
David Morgan TE
Stephen Weatherly LB

...

>teddy doesn't get rid of it

DAT ATKINS DIET

>it's a Teddy doesn't know when to get rid of the ball episode

my favorite

DAD D LINE

I always liked that black ref with the weird voice

What is your problem, aren't you a Failcons fan? Why are you giving the Vikings so much shit.

this o-line is doo-doo

Well at least Locke's punting seems decent

I swear to God he's always in the Vikings threads. Every. Single. One of them.

>This professional american athlete is the starting right tackle for the Minnesota Vikings

Mccaron > Dalton

...

>Teddy Memewater

Aren't the Vikings supposed to be good? They look like absolute shit against the Bengals backups. No Eifert, no Burfict, Dalton already out, Green already out, Hill out, etc

relax, it's the first pre-season game

Why is Marvin Lewis still around

>preseason

someone post those pictures of Mommy McCarron.

Fuck off cuck

>Implying that's an excuse to look like shit against a bunch of backups when your starting D is still on the field

you mean the mom that Johnny Football is fucking?

Waynes is actually looking decent in coverage, but goddamn he sucks at tackling

>when your starting D is still on the field

Is she even 5 feet? How did her eggs make professional qaurterback? I'd dick with a jimmy so we don't have retarded kids tho still

>when your starting D is still on the field

>the city of the Vikings 3rd down defense

she looks like she's about 5'8"

These games are to see who rounds out the roster and makes the practice squad.

It's individual performances, not a team effort

The O-Line still looks like shit and Teddy still taking too long.

would u rather fuck mccarron's wife or mom?

3 potential int's so far

doesn't look like the Viqueens have many big guys on their roster, could be a problem imo

mum tbqh

Maybe for you

But it'll all work out, we won't crash

...

Well that's just not true

>The city of the Minnesota Viqueens 3rd down defense

>0-0 after 15 minutes

This semen-slurping sport is not for me...

t. yank

>6th first down
>6th 3rd down conversion

Mackensie Alexander is a cb

Go for it

>he didnt look up stats

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>cucked at the goal line
kek

>that whole drive

>inb4 safety