Girl way out of my league, surprised she even gave my beta ass her number, im hopeless so dubs decides what i say

Girl way out of my league, surprised she even gave my beta ass her number, im hopeless so dubs decides what i say

Hey, wanna fuck?

faaaaaaaaaake

Cheap bait is cheap

"you wanna lick my ass?"

"Congratulations, you've been reached by (insert your name). You may begin fingering yourself now"

Why haven't we fucked yet

Let's cut to the chase, you're out of my league. What you're not considering is that for one night I can fuck you so good you'll be speaking other languages. That being said... What time we meeting?

Hey bae, wanna go 2 da club wit me an mi homies? Skoot

sup user here, let me take you out whenever you're available?

topkek

roll

Ayee

Roll

Rollllll

WINRAR

Try again

Roll for this

deliver OP

I want this one

The fuck you rerolling for nigger someone got dubs

Roll?

Quit samefagging and fuck off

rolling for this not same fagging

I'll give this one more shot.

asdfghjk

Hey girl, I know we've just exchanged numbers but I don't know who else to talk to. I've got a dragon dildo stuck up my arse and I'm tied to a chair in my room, can you come by and help a brother out. (From the same guy who made the speaking other languages suggestion)

Listen bitch, I'm going to give you one shot. Don't blow it or you'll lose any chance you have with me.

Don't come to school Tuesday

Fake

winrar

winrar.

He got the dubs!

Me so horny baby. Me love you long time. $5 dollar anything you want. Me sucky-sucky.

Bam! Do it! Me so horny!

This dubs, not this one

not even funny are you 12?

Winner

Deliver OP

You could ask yourself the same question

No, ya dumb fuck! I'm a Vietnamese prostitute.

its past your bedtime kid

Don't be proud of yourself.

faggot OP wont deliver

Hey bbe