Trips decides what I do with this fucker

Trips decides what I do with this fucker.

let it crawl into you ear

force it into your ass with water and a funnel

put it on your doodle dot

Give it a name, and a nice home.

Leave it alone and stop trying to make up for your small penis by hurting animals, you fucking beta bitch.

let it crawl on your dick

Smoke it in a wooden pipe with a match

frying pan and eat it

Get a moth
Feed it the moth
Enjoy company of spider-bro

On the dick

So close to trips. Also spiders aren;t animals

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match + hairspray = flamethrower

get on it

Rolling stick it up your japs eye

insert into asshole

Eat

Declare him God Emperor of the world and help him take over said world in preparation for the coming of Chaos

Put it in a jar fill it with water.

let it free and sharpie in pooper

Let it crawl on your dick (Video)

reroll

eat it live

Fucking eat it

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spiser ederkoppen.

Roll
Snort it

Let it crawl in asshole

Oh, roll

They're still an essential part of the circle of life, you poopy head.

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Spread peanut butter on your dick, then allow the spider to crawl on and feast upon it.

Reroll eat it

this. different person

Make it bite your penis

Space program

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Rollin up yo ass

Let it rip the shit out of your face, and then dick, and then eat it. Use the shit you poop out as a dildo.

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do nothing

Rollin' for this.

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Take all its legs off and smoke what's left in a pipe

Eat legs after

eat it

Reroll
Funnel it through your ass

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shove the mangled spider up your ass using nothing but the leg of a chair.

rolling for this

Sing hakuna matata to it

eat it

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SHOVE IT INTO YOUR URETHRA

reroll

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Find a smaller bug and feed it to the spider

eat the living spider

Put it in your pooper

ISE

Feed it till it's big enough to feed your dog to it

let him go

What the fuck is this shit.

winrar

boom

BOO THIS MAN

BORING

put it in a jar and play devo to it

make a spooder sandwich with crackers or bread cut the match the size. Have to take a bite and finish it in a video

there it is

Eat it.

Kek

fuck you

Why do fags like this ALWAYS fucking winrar

You know what to do OP,

SEND THAT SPIDER TO SPACE.

Up your ass it goes

Reroll shove it up urethra

it's just a harmless orb weaver.


leave it alone so it will catch and eat all the flies trying to get into your filthy room littered with unwashed plates and cereal bowls.

easy

Sup Forums demands a re-trip.

but humans fit nowhere into the circle of life
so kill self

Trips decides threads are no longer interesting because of faggots like you

Reroll cut a hole in your dick and place the spider in using a kitchen knife

Rolling

Try and impregnate it generating a real life Spiderman.

Piss on it with time stamp on window as proof

OP here, trips are trips, abandon thread, spider lives tonight

do nothing
let the spider live its own life, it's protecting you from actually unpleasant shit like flies and wasps.

OP here. Authorizing re-roll.

Kys
Put the fucking spider on your eyeball

bruh he MAD XD

Put in mouth and don't chew plus webm

do nothing fagballs

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do nothing again

let it crawl inside you dick hole.

OP here, none of us are fucking credible

yay! Eat it!

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