Choose One

>Choose One

The pillow. At least then I won't be alone.

I have a girl in my life, and reincarnation will only remind me she's off somewhere old or already dead, with the ring I can at least steal stuff so we have a comfortable life without me having to finish trade school.

>tfw the robot wars one happened but the show is shit

The monocle seems like the most useful item on the list.

Yeah, I'ma say the monocle.

The pillow. I want to be with ikaros.

>Use keyboard
>Create Sburb
I win

I want the Iron Man suit, but that monocle is really useful.

Meh, Iron Man suit. With the knowledge to repair it I'll get some patents filed and be Tony Stark as well as Iron Man.


The pill, the ring are the most shit. I'm supposed to plan on dying then?

the one ring comes with sauron's power or just invisibilty ?

I think it means just the invisibility. If not then the ring would be the best option hands down.

Keyboard.
>Think of a game with all perimeters of real life.
>In the game it shows the exact cure for all diseases with any scientific knowledge I want.
>Become the richest man in the universe.

I wish you the best man, you sound like a good dude.

Wisdom Toilet

Ring of course.

Pillow

just shoot yourself after you take the pill

Monocle, obviously.
The advances that could be made in science with that are ridiculous.

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The ring

Monocle could be useful for scientific process when identifying particles and shit. You could become a super science.
Mech and Suit is useless because people would just kill you for it.
wisdom toilet sounds nice but having insight, and making use of it is two different things.
keyboard is steady.
bathrobe is another thing people will just kill you for.
the pillow doesn't sound very good. Watching some one on an animu is different the living with them.
ring isn't particularly useful. There are a lot of things that still will acknowledge your existence other then sight.
I would go pill. I would just kill myself after i take the pill.
Redoing life, I would be a fucking genius.

Honestly, I'd go with either the keyboard, the pillow, or the toilet. The other ones are either too powerful and will get me into trouble or just not useful enough. I.e. The mech, ring and suit will make me a sipervillian, and the monocle, pill and robe are very limited in terms of use. The toilet can help with everyday information, the keyboard gives me entertainment and money, and the pillow gives me happiness.
Tho I love how one is simply robot wars is back and you're on it.

Noone is taking the bathrobe?
You could end droughts and floods within a reasonable area and probably get paid by the government for your services
Kill your enemies or punish the wicked in interesting and amusing ways
Create huge water golems
And you get to wear a comfy as fuck bath robe all day every day and when people see you they dont think what a lazy slob they think oh its david davidson the water wizard who ended famine and war what a lazy slob

I am between the pillow and the mech

Or just be Arthur Dent and loose your gf to some space-niger

Fucking duh, the toilet.

I'd have to say the keyboard.
>Sell the games, make tons of money
>Sink thousands of hours into playing all of my fantasies over the years

Monocle. I can finally see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Who is this Noone person I keep seeing illiterates type?

hilarious meme my friend 10/10 :)

Implying anyone want to play your fantasies.

Wisdom toilet
So I know how to wank out the largest cumshot

Either the keyboard or the reincarnation pill. Can't decide which one.

Definately the One Ring. Slows aging to an almost standstill, invisibility, and if one is able to train his mind, gain the more in depth powers, without the negative effects. Fuck yea I'd say the ring. Or the keyboard to become filthy rich and have fun doing it.

One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in darkness bind them

Doesn't the ring give extended life too?