I Hate FLIES. FLY HATE THREAD

I Hate FLIES. FLY HATE THREAD

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I hate mosquitoes and fruit flies.
I can't tell which I hate more. Sure, mosquitoes bite you and make you itch and can give you malaria, but fruit flies just fucking fly around your face with no agenda whatsoever. Fuck fruit flies, man.

Do you live on a farm flies are the bane of my existence

Yeah, plus mosquitoes don't often get in your house. You leave one fucking banana peel in the trash and you get a menagerie of fruit flies and fucking ants.

NIGGERS

Kind of, we have like 30 chickens out in the country.
Flies are cancer. I keep one of the bugzapper tenis racket things next to my pc because there is always one. I get that little shit on it and grill it.

Fuckin' giraffes.

If only they made these

fuck the flies!

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are you retarded

Fucking flies man. I can't even smoke a cigarette without them messing with me.
Literally was just smoking and minding my own business and these cunts londed on me trying to MATE ON MY ARM. Like, who the fuck does that

>fruit flies
>no agenda
>FRUIT
>AGENDA
>NO

are you the most retarded bait-able newfag ever?
answer me or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

i throw flies into webs and watch the spiders fuck them up just for fun

Drain flies though.
can I get an amen?

Genius.

Must try

you gotta be about 10
MODS MODS MODS

I'm fucking 23.
But I have no idea how to catch a fly. They're fast as fuck

I should try that. In my house there aren't any like funnel web type spiders, only the boring slow useless spiders.

If you swipe a hand like you are gonna slap like 2-3 inches above a fly and then close your hand you can catch it.MAKE THEM ALL PAY

>23.
logged, user.

just saved one, as i am fast enough to catch any fly from air
>> pr0 tip predict their fly direction then catch them by waving against it from the opposite

Thanks for the tip.
Fuck flies.
And gnats.

>their fly
what? like, their friend next to them?
their brother or mother or something?

OP is a spider

don't trust him

>their fly
aaah, like thier nest, where they are going.
why dont you just put the nest outside?

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Atleat they aren't as annoying as these fuckers

>their fly

FRUIT FLY HATE
STAY AWAY FROM MY BEER YOU LITTLE WINGED NIGGERS

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WTF is that. why is it annoying?

Isn't it a mosquito

Sure, there might be a few near the fruit bowl, but more of them are around me at all times.

Kek

Maybe you're a fruit

Skip to 2:00 for god damn fucking flies
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