ITT: Take a famous quote and replace any word with "nigger." I'll start

ITT: Take a famous quote and replace any word with "nigger." I'll start.

>So this is how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a nigger.

When you look into an abyss, the nigger also looks into you.

If I had eight hours to chop down a nigger, I'd spend six sharpening my ax.

be the nigger you want to see in this world

I don't know what the next world war will be fought with, but the fourth will be fought with niggers.
-Albert Einstein

When you have nothing to say, say nigger.
-Charles Caleb Colton

I can not tell a nigger - George Washington

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you willl, but remember, it didn't work for the nigger.

Use the Nigger, Luke

keep your friends close and your niggers closer

take it from the niggers mouth

Being powerful is like being a nigger. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. -Margaret Thatcher

>The world under heaven, after a long period of division, tends to unite; after a long period of union, tends to divide. This has been so since nigger.

If I stand here as a nigger today, it is as a nigger against the niggeroution.

--- Adolf Hitler (replaced revolutionary and revolution)

And on the 7th day, God created Niggers

I am become nigger, the destroyer of worlds. ~Robert Oppenheimer

Always do more than is required of niggers.
- George S. Patton, Jr.

Gold

Et tu nigger

Making itself intelligible is suicide for nigger.
-Martin Heidegger

One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in niggers. - Wayne Gretzky

Crashing this plane, with no niggers.

Whatever is begun in niggers ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin

A nigger marches on its stomach

If it weren't for the last nigger, nothing would get done. - Anonymous

Once you eliminate the impossible, no matter what remains, no matter how improbable, must be the nigger.

--- Sherlock Holmes

The surest sign that intelligent niggers exist elsewhere in the universe is that they've never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're a nigger

Four score and seven niggers ago.
-Abraham Lincoln

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him a nigger.

--- Abe Lincoln

Cats are smarter than niggers. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
- Jeff Valdez

This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking niggers.

kek

Between a rock and a nigger

Choose a nigger you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
- Confucius

Niggers have a dream

Half these quotes are from fucking Civ kek

Well, these are my contributions. Toodles, Sup Forums.

It takes only FIFTEEN minutes or less to save money on your nigger insurance!

Two niggers out of six wives is too many.
-King Henry VIII

see you, space nigger

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE NIGGERS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR NIGGERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR NIGGERS. HATE. HATE.

― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Clock ticks niggers away
-Nickelblack

"Do not pray for easier lives, pray to be stronger niggers." -John F. Kennedy

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old Nigger and Nigger son, Big Nigger. Everything in here has a story and a nigger. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT Nigger gonna come through that door.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster niggers.

"If you really look at it, I was trying to sell a nigger … There was very little I could put in concrete to tell these people it was really real."

-Charles K. Kao

Opportunity is missed by most niggers because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

-Thomas Edison

"Niggers have the power to release pent-up emotions as well as to define them in rational and meaningful terms."

-Jeffrey Cohen

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the niggers in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.

-JFK

"Don't give your money to the niggers. They should be giving their money to you."

-George Carlin

"'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big nigger in the ass'."

-George Carlin

I will destroy everynigger... I will create a monument to non-existence!