At Gfs apartment while she's at work and found her vibrator.
Dubs decide what do
At Gfs apartment while she's at work and found her vibrator
In pooper
Tape to your dick. Hands off.
Post video
in pooper
Microwave for 12 minutes
Lube up and shove it into your ass.
Draw a smiley face on it and take a pic
Massage your dick with it, webm made with it.
lube it up, shove it up your ass, and take pics to prove it
in your ass
Timestamp, the put it in your butt, then leave her place and go home with it in your butt.
vibrator in pooper
Winrar
God damn it fag
put it back where you found it.
WINRAR
in the urethra, timestamp
winner, too bad it doesn't go up his ass
underrated.
Expecting results, better deliver.
Soak it in hot sauce
fuck off
Tape it to your forehead and take a pic
fuck her wit it
ok.
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Trips says you ignore this. Trips says pooper.
Fucking boring shit goddamn
Rub icy hot over it
>winrar
Beat you to it
Will mod deliver??
Well shit
wellllllll fuck me
DAMN
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FUckIn WItnesSed
Ignore vibrator. Take pics of her panty drawer.
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IM READY
well now we HAVE to listen...
Compare to your dick
Take photo
Post that photo
Realize why she has that dildo in the 1st place
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Quints up soon
>the day the dubs were kil
Write "My parkinson's makes you cum" on the side with a sharpie
YOOO FUCKING WINRAR.WAV
my gf has the exact same.
this
Archive. ARCHIVE! ARCHIVE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!
then in pooper
Op here trips wins in pooped vid coming up soon
Winnnn
Dip it in dried crushed ghost pepper..
Rub poison ivy on it.
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Fair enough. Fuckin trips.
Send her a pic of it with "Am i not good enough for you?"
No lube though
Roll for the pooper
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5's and you have to suck the shit off of it afterwards.
In pooper and send pic to gf. Post results
>implying OP has already had it up his ass.
no lube? Use glue..
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coat in vinegar
fail. You are not king of 5's.
wut
This thread is getting better and better
heat cream or tobasco sauce then put it back.
Oh man, I like Sanders and voted for him in the primary and campaigned for him and everything. Shitheads like this guy ruined my day way worse than Trump supporters or Hillarious Clintonites.
Tape it to your face and go to the store
I cant wait
cut a chilli pepper in half and rub it over the dikdo and return
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While we wait.....
Reroll
sauce
vibrator on top setting in peanut butter, make a webm.
>incoming vid of some dude ramming his fart box with his gf's vibe
does anyone really win here?
also dubs chk'd.
Coat it in something spicy that will stick.
Put it back
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Do it my dude
write at least it's white on it
>delivery factory
>a that box never goes anywhere
lol wtf? That has nothing to do with some user putting a girl's vibe in his arse.
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newfag alert
>be me
>realize that it doesn't even take two minutes to stick a dildo in your ass
>realize OP won't deliver at this rate
>mfw
Newfag spotted.
pls be bait, I'm begging this to be a bait post
you took the bait fag
The newfag levels are too fucking high.
baited
>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"
Is that bait ? Nah it cannot be...