At Gfs apartment while she's at work and found her vibrator

At Gfs apartment while she's at work and found her vibrator.
Dubs decide what do

In pooper

Tape to your dick. Hands off.
Post video

in pooper

Microwave for 12 minutes

Lube up and shove it into your ass.

Draw a smiley face on it and take a pic

Massage your dick with it, webm made with it.

lube it up, shove it up your ass, and take pics to prove it

in your ass

Timestamp, the put it in your butt, then leave her place and go home with it in your butt.

vibrator in pooper

Winrar

God damn it fag

put it back where you found it.

WINRAR

in the urethra, timestamp

winner, too bad it doesn't go up his ass

underrated.

Expecting results, better deliver.

Soak it in hot sauce

fuck off

Tape it to your forehead and take a pic

fuck her wit it

ok.

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Trips says you ignore this. Trips says pooper.

Fucking boring shit goddamn

Rub icy hot over it

>winrar

Beat you to it

Will mod deliver??

Well shit

wellllllll fuck me

DAMN

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FUckIn WItnesSed

Ignore vibrator. Take pics of her panty drawer.

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IM READY

well now we HAVE to listen...

Compare to your dick
Take photo
Post that photo
Realize why she has that dildo in the 1st place

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Quints up soon

>the day the dubs were kil

Write "My parkinson's makes you cum" on the side with a sharpie

YOOO FUCKING WINRAR.WAV

my gf has the exact same.

this

Archive. ARCHIVE! ARCHIVE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

then in pooper

Op here trips wins in pooped vid coming up soon

Winnnn

Dip it in dried crushed ghost pepper..

Rub poison ivy on it.

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Fair enough. Fuckin trips.

Send her a pic of it with "Am i not good enough for you?"

No lube though

Roll for the pooper

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5's and you have to suck the shit off of it afterwards.

In pooper and send pic to gf. Post results

>implying OP has already had it up his ass.

no lube? Use glue..

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coat in vinegar

fail. You are not king of 5's.

wut

This thread is getting better and better

heat cream or tobasco sauce then put it back.

Oh man, I like Sanders and voted for him in the primary and campaigned for him and everything. Shitheads like this guy ruined my day way worse than Trump supporters or Hillarious Clintonites.

Tape it to your face and go to the store

I cant wait

cut a chilli pepper in half and rub it over the dikdo and return

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While we wait.....

Reroll

sauce

vibrator on top setting in peanut butter, make a webm.

>incoming vid of some dude ramming his fart box with his gf's vibe
does anyone really win here?
also dubs chk'd.

Coat it in something spicy that will stick.

Put it back

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Do it my dude

write at least it's white on it

>delivery factory
>a that box never goes anywhere
lol wtf? That has nothing to do with some user putting a girl's vibe in his arse.

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newfag alert

>be me
>realize that it doesn't even take two minutes to stick a dildo in your ass
>realize OP won't deliver at this rate
>mfw

Newfag spotted.

pls be bait, I'm begging this to be a bait post

you took the bait fag

The newfag levels are too fucking high.

baited

>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"

Is that bait ? Nah it cannot be...