/birt/

helo this is birt edition

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Asuka.

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g'do met

/cum/ would destroy /brit/ in a war

Aaaahhhhh yeeeessssss............

lol

>much needed transport links

Ah yes lets spend £1.2 billion because of Nine Elm coffee cunts who can't be bothered to walk for 5 minutes

toilet bog fart does not accept this picture please remove it

I just want a gf with a nice bush but all girls shave clean these days :(

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ah yes, American society

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can understand not minding bushes but how do you actually like them

i've sat there many MANY times hmmmm

get a gf then get her to stop shaving for you

stick it out for a year with a shaver and she'll stop caring and get all hairy lad. persevere.

I don't want full on caveman bush just some hair that's neatly kept

im no normie but i thought many girls did landing strips and shit these days

can't stop wanking to trannys lads

need to sort meself out

mad that you can be PM and never answer a single question

the kind where the tranny fucks the man or the man fucks the tranny?

how can you wank to dicks and not be gay

Nah cause it's actually easier for them to just shave it all than to try to keep a landing strip nice

how do you move on from the past ??

the gf has a landing strip

not a fan 2bh, prefer clean shaven

by creating better experiences to look back on in the future

it's the only way

WEW

Men who like clean shaven have peadophilic tendencies and porn addled brains

stay away ladies

as a 'nce: great

Where're all the qt boys at?

Just bee yourself.

here

girl here xx

alcohol

t. virgin

Stop watching porn. Iktf, I keep moving on to gayer and more bizarre content

we should militarise the youth

actual /brit/

Must be weird being straight and not watching lesbian porn all the time.

what's your most autistic hobby?

The Pooty Pissth Pooshitdent of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica, Toilet Bog Fart has redecorated the Oval Orifice of the White-porcelain Outhouse

b urself lads x

I like to intricately plan elaborate murders, but not execute them

lesbian porn is nice cause i enjoy watching a good fanny eatin but i still like seeing them get dicked

>here
>no pics
Ummm you might want to provide some proof for that sweetie. x

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Late reply, but in case you're still here, I've not decided yet. I'll be working near Tower Bridge - not sure yet whether to get a place near there and just commute to one of the parks when I want a bit of a break, or live nearer one of the green spaces and commute into work each morning.

porn creates cuckolds

notice how what was once an extremely niche fetish that almost no one knew about even seasoned porn enthusiasts has become mainstream

There are some genuinely good reddit gimmick accounts. Been keeping track of a few. There's one guy who writes every post from the perspective of two differing people. Decent, might borrow it

cant imagine watching porn everyday

it hasn't become mainstream at all though, alt-autists have just been spreading the term

>I've smoked 15 a day for 13 years and it's had no impact on my health

HOWLING at this one. Deluded runt.

that gimmick has been around on Sup Forums since its inception lad

Alri' mr skeleton.

If you want green spaces live near Richmond Park/Bushy Park/Hampstead Heath/Regents Park

Those are pretty big

Because your budget is low then you'll probably be drawn into a poorer area

Sure it has. Le old fag

I'd probably catch anyway. Seen all Monk episodes and over 150 episodes of Detective Conan.

this one got me thinking

tbf it probably hasn't

notice how the vast majority of those who suffer from smoking related illness are in their 70s and 80s
obvs there's outliers but they are by definition very few

Gonna do a seizure quite soon I suspect

Ed sheeran is the best British artist of the last two decades

Tell me about Liverpool and scousers

grandpa's been smoking since he was 14 when he got polio and he doesn't have lung cancer or anything

really makes me ponder

epileptic or benzo/alcohol withdrawal?

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Literally every smoker has a disgusting cough, yellow teeth and fucked up nails. Literally every one. They all permanently stink too. Think these are the hints count

I'll be on £30k, so my budget doesn't necessarily have to be low, but if I can, for example, rent somewhere for around ~£150pw and keep my personal spending to ~£50pw, I'll be able to save £10k per year, which is a pretty tempting proposition desu. So that's the sort of price range I'm looking at for now.

think i might be god desu

work tomorrow

You think you're going to get 650/month in central london?

Alcohol withdrawal
Apparently been doing them in my sleep for some time now

30 grand is ridiculously low for London. How are you going to spend 50 quid a week lmao, also 150 a week will get you a tiny studio flat in the black areas

why the fuck would you willingly chose to live in London

fuck london

this is sparta

>keep my personal spending to ~£50pw
How the fuck are you going to do this?

perfect cabinets dont exi-

This is not a real thread

post the last message you received from a girl

earning 30k in london is like earning fucking 18k in a sensible part of the country

Mom done it but she has made loads of mistakes

>Just drink water haha

Was having a moan about being hung over

I miss you lots already :(

Fuck off you retarded newshitter

tinder is not going well lads

>/birt/
>frog pic

How exactly are people supposed to find this shit thread?

on pills for it now

Not gettin any matches?

poster below is a runt

HUNT THE RUNT
HUNT THE RUNT

"fuck off i'm trying to sleep"

by using their intuition
its nae rocket science

how did benders arrange bumming before grindr?

*tasers you*

By using logic and intuition you cretin

have to get ready to meet the gf in just over half an hour

only woke up 15 mins ago

AHHHHHHHH

GET HIM, GET THE RUNT

gay bars

who actually fucking cares mate

Yes, there are literally hundreds of listings for fairly nice flatshares in Zone 1 that are £120-150pw. Obviously I'd prefer a place of my own, but flatsharing isn't the end of the word.

>how the fuck are you going to spend £50pw in London

I'm a veggie, so my weekly food shop normally comes to about £25pw. Also, my social life mostly consists of Sup Forums and reading, both of which are free. There might be extra expenses sure, but as long as I keep living my simple life, I'll be able to save a fair amount of money.

Applied for 25 jobs all around the country, and London was the only place that gave me an interview.

I think it's more like £24k desu, at least if you're comparing it to other big cities.

hmm

double hmm

"hmmm"

do you ever have shame post-sex like you do post-wank

ITS NOT FAIR, IT WAS MY TURN