(part 2) I'm a drunk dude in college that goes to South East Asia on vacation to bang hookers so Ask Me Anything and I will respond to the best of my abilities. My next trip should be around next February.
>Before anyone gets mad I just really like these threads.
what's it like fucking a hooker for the first time? im getting my first taste next week, any tipz?
ur in college and need to go to SEAsia to get laid?
how does it feel to be a total fucking loser
i hope u tip those girls well.
cost of banging a chick?
also i lived in Thailand for a decade and pattaya is a total shithole and there's no reason to go there even if hookers are ur only reason for living
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I got like retarded tail in college
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OP here, first off congrats on the dubs. Also where are you located?
if u want hookers in thailand go to ratchadapisek in bangkok and have some fucking class. like the based japanese do when they sexpatriate to Thighland , or like the hi-so thais do including the fucking royal family
Do you find that you enjoy the company of prostitutes much more than regular women? Do they enjoy your company?
OP here, maybe I should explain. I travel around to different countries on vacation and I like to bang hookers in those countries. It's fun and you should try it.
What's it like fucking a retarded chick?
Depends on the country, Thailand is usually about $50USD for top tier 10/10 gogo girls. It's fun as hell for me.
thanks dogg pound! i live in Jawjuh but i'm traveling to NZ
kek
It's not just Thailand that I go to but I might check that place out as well.
you are speaking my language
i have fucked roughly 75 hookers and lived in thailand for a decade.
Considering just within thailand, pattaya is a total shithole with shit-tier hookers.
Go to tripadvisor and look up where you live and click on restaurants and see what the top recommended ones are. they are all tourist traps and total bullshit. on the other hand you know where people should really go, right?
go to ratchadapisek in bangkok for hookers, and go to koh koot for a picture perfect desolate beach or koh toh/samui/phangan for the younger party scene . hua-hin and chiang mai are great too.
DO NOT GO TO: pattaya or KOH PHI PHI
TBH I like hookers more then regular American girls. I just don't care for women more then just sex and a good time. Not to say I hate women or cant get them, I just prefer to just bang and go about my business. Here is another pic from my adventures.
When I was in college I got all the pussy I could handle and then some. WTF is wrong with you that girls do not hook up with you?
hahaha, not sure if its the alcohol but that pic of snoop dog made me laugh. All I can say is have fun and make sure to wear a condom. I try to be pretty safe with these kind of things. I have been to a decent chunk of SEA and I don't have any STD/STI because I play it safe. But have fun and don't get nervous this is all about you and having fun, enjoy your self.
if u like hookah and the kind of scene depicted in this picture, and ofcourse dirty cheap shit-tier hookers, go to BAMBOO restaurant in bangkok. you'll like it. sukhumvit soi 3
I want to smash some paid for poon
Ahhh thanks m8.
Not sure why everyone keeps talking about Thailand, There is more to SEA then Thailand. Also I'm sorry you feel that way about it what do you do for a living?
TBH I feel the same way. Never been with an escort/hooker though, i'm too poorfag. But I like the idea of everything being transactional and professional.
Some dude on plebbit today was talking about his experience with a high society escort and the whole situation just sounded ideal.
OK m8 maybe you should read the rest of the thread before you comment. Here this is for you. please read since it's obvious that you didn't already.
What's the 'protocol'?, if you will. Like give money, start fucking? What's this slut going to say to me? is there foreplay or do I just dive right in? Can I bust a nut, slap on another condom, and bust another?
nice dubs but there is more to SEA then just Thailand. Not trying to be rude, just saying.
It's different for each person but I know what I like and I like hookers so I don't mind paying for them. Keep in mind I haggle like a jew so take that as you will.
>Also sorry I should be posting more pics shouldn't I?
that just doesnt look ideal man =\
>haggle like a jew
A skill that I need to learn. Need to treat my moneys with more respect tbh, thanks for the reminder.
yeh i've been to burma 3 times, laos four times, cambodia once, vietnam twice, singapore once, indoesia once, malaysia once
for a white male who doesnt speak any of those languages, thailand is gonna by far be the best one for prostitution.
> what do i do for a living
i have money. started and sold businesses
> bamboo soi 3 , ratchada , etc
i wasn't complaining abt thailand but rather just giving u great advice. good luck on ur trip.. have fun.
This all depends on the country and establishment that you are in. Since everyone here wants to talk about Thailand I will explain the rules there.
>1. Go to any bar (bars are the safest)
>2. Talk to any girl you want to bang
>3. Make sure she knows what you want to do with her and for how long.
>4. Talk to the Mama-san if you want said girl short time (1-2 hours) or long time (all night)
>5 pay the bar fee and take girl back to hotel.
>6 Have fun with girl.
>7 When finished either boot her the fuck out or go for it again (your choice).
The girl or the room?
this arrangement sounds excellent. brb booking trip to bangkok
no prob bob, most of SEA is like this. Most are bartering countries and I have had a lot of practice.
Will do m8 and thanks. Also cool I have never owned a business must be neat.
have fun m8 also Feb-June is usually the best time to book a flight because that's when its the cheapest. Just saying.
Sorry I'm a bit drunk ATM but here is one of my Mama-sans friends in Bangkok. She is pretty cool to drink with.
im going to NZ literally next week and apparently their hooker situation is pretty straight. would like some SEA poosay too
Sup foadi
OP here. Nice doggo pic is she yours? Also have fun m8 I have never went to New Zealand before but It sounds awesome and have fun. One last thing, make sure to take pics for us degenerates.
what?
nah i wish. how do i bring up pics? "ayy yo bitch imma film us while we fuck"?
Do you avoid or aim for chicks with dicks?
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
these are hookers?
Honestly I'm a nice guy and just ask when we are going out to eat or something. I almost always take my escorts out to eat and drink since its so cheap in SEA. They almost always just let me and they are not too ashamed. They're people just like you and me and just want to have fun and maybe make a few bucks along the way. I've even gotten it for free a few times. All you have to do it talk to them and have some confidence, this is honestly the best advice I can give you.
what is MAMA-SAN ??!
OP here, Ok tbh I have fucked a lady boy before. It was on accident but it was really really fun and one of the better BJ's I ever had, like god tier BJ's. If you can deal with their drama then you can have a really really fun time with LB's. No joke.
The boss of the whores.
Well the one on my left and the one right in front of me is but the one in the corner of the table isn't. She was just a friend that came along. The girl on the left of me I am ashamed to say made me cum in under 4 mins.
nice! Any more pictures of these girls?
OP here, the mama-san is a former escort that has stayed in the business long enough to know whats going on and just opens up a bar. She is the one that is over all in charge of the girls. You always respect the mama-san and you should buy her drinks, she knows whats up and can hook you up.
how many USD in total did you have spend on this chicks?
good to now
This one was my favorite girl. She was stupid good in bed and I went back to here like 3-4 times. I swear I was like a heroin addict with her.
so it might not be such a good idea to make a trip to Thailand with my girlfriend?
usually about $50 USD each and that is average for a Go Go girl.
she is gorgeous as well
Whenever i see these threads literally ALL of the girls look ugly as fuck. Do HOT thai hookers actually exist?
can you love in her mouth?
OP here, certain parts of Thailand no but there are plenty of family safe zones. I would just stay away from Nana Plaza (bangkok), Soi 6, Walking street (pattaya), Soi Cowboy (bangkok), Phuket should be Ok if you stay away from their walking street ( I forgot what it was called), there are plenty of other places to avoid if you are with your girl but I'm too drunk to remember atm.
ugly? Why?
Ahh well thanks m8.
is waffle house safe?
Yeah you just have to ask before hand, keep in mind they're people and for the most part they are pretty open about anything except for drugs.
Why do you have fat thighs and wear a wife beater?
Just my opinion I guess. I'm not even trying to be some overly critical neckbeard. I just legitimately wouldn't have sex with any of the ones for free even.
I WANT to be sold on thai girls. I just want to see one that is actually hot.
what up with drugs there? are they available
bahaha, damn I don't know why this shit is making me laugh. Sorry when ever I go to another country I avoid fast food. Plus I have never seen a waffle house while in Thailand or any of SEA for that matter.
OP here, It's just a blue shirt not a wife beater and I was being a faggot and wearing tight pants that day since my other cloths were in the wash. Honestly I need to throw those jeans away.
Look around the room and feel the chance of getting fucked and\or robbed.
I think you sent that to the wrong user m8.
why?
left: family, bottom right some friends and bottom left is in his field of vision
bruh if you aint eating at tim hortons in canada gtfo
So they don't give a shit about prostitution but they take a pretty hard stance against drugs of any kind there. Pot will get you the same amount of jail time as Black Tar Heroin.
Youre right nice catch :(
fuckin' A, i love the spicy chicken sandwiches they sell at timmies
Fuck my side are in orbit atm.
no prob bob, I will try to take pics of hot ones next time I go. I understand that everyone's tastes are different, I just like SEA girls aesthetics.
a decent compromise i suppose
OP here another pic from Thailand for you m8. If you don't like here that's fine, I liked her and I took her out to dinner afterwards. I love SEA women.
also this in ' murica
no timestamps of any kind?
what would these whores be willing to do for a starbucks gift card?
kek, they're not like that. It's money or no honey.
Im heading to singapore next week. Where should i look for hot LOCAL hookers? I dont want some disgusting foreign trash hooker as there tends to be a lot in singapore the last time i went there
WOW, this thick is gold. More pictures?
singapore .. hookers .. LOL ... Better have the money or dont think about it!
mmm you know im bout that honey
can you post more pics of the one that made you cum fast
this
Why not just go for the local wildlife?
something about bear teeth in my cock aint too cool
singapore is by far one of the worlds richest countries, plus there are not many locals, its very international
This is the last one I have with her sorry m8.
and with some other pretty girls? Maybe some sex scenes?
are these hoes into the sex?