How do I fuck milfs? Should I use some kind of dating app, or craigslist? How do I pick them up irl...

How do I fuck milfs? Should I use some kind of dating app, or craigslist? How do I pick them up irl? Is it even worth my time?

Fucking milfs has always been my biggest fantasy but I hardly have the confidence to pursue seducing a potentially married woman with kids. Also I've been told conflicting stories about what milfs generally go for in younger men.
>20, baby-faced
>I'm roughly 5'8'' (inb4 manlet)
>semi-athletic build 145Ibs
>6in uncut dick

so give it to me straight, are my efforts useless? If not, how do I go about making my dream a reality? Any past stories or experiences with fucking milfs/cougars? Any help would be much appreciated

you can probably pick up just about any at your local bar

>not 21

I've got that same lampshade
My girl is a milf
You should get one of those lampshades

Bump also want to know

go to a bar like applebees or chilis or tgifridays. be younger and decent looking. find a group of milfs or a single milf. send the one you like a drink. dont be a beta if she comes over.
>a single chick at a bar is looking to get picked up

most solid logic on b

I need some tips too. This 34 year old hit on me yesterday. Asked for my number and shit.
I've never been with a woman older than 20. What are the main differences about 20 yos and a girl on her mid 30s?

I too wonder the same thing

>this
Sit next to the single one and when you get carded just say you are getting a non alcoholic drink. If you don't get served discreetly ask her to buy it for you and invite her to sit with you and offer to buy her a drink. And just flirt.

>wow I look older than you and they carded me.

The difference is experience. And women in their 30s won't fall for your bullshit as easily, or at all.

how 2 do this online w/o effort

an older chick knows what she wants and doesnt bullshit around, if the husband she just left was bad in bed you will rock her world and she will want it non stop

She's single. Does she just want random sex then? Do I play it direct and to the point?

that older than you line is cash, user

how do I play off the whole "broke college kid looking for meaningless sex with older women" card

no. beta. you never bring up sex first and make her feel like you think she is a whore. wait for her to say some shit like that. making her laugh and making her feel wanted will draw it out if she is down.

she will expect a college kid to be broke. will like hearing that you are in college

I have experience. I get a lot of milfs or older woman.

If she asked for your number and she actually calls you, you don't need to do anything but play it cool. In my experience with women in their thirties and forties, the best thing to do is listen to them and make them laugh. Edginess doesn't impress them.

Does craigslist or tinder actually work for this sort of stuff?

Sorry, I fucked up the description. Actually she gave me her number and started listing shit we could do "someday". She's also my across the street neighbor so I see her like every couple of days.
So, just call her then and play it cool and make her laugh?

i do as well. i have found hotel bars to be a great hunting ground. just watch out for the occasional literal hooker

abort. never fuck a neighbor unless you rent and your lease is almost up

Okay, I'm 44. I haven't fucked anyone younger than 28 in 15 years, and most women I've just met out in the world. Craigslist is usually a dead end for meeting women.

Come to Vegas. They will come to you if you are attractive and/or muscular. Trust me

What kind of shit that you might do someday did she list?

Why? I don't give a fuck about what she could do if the things turns sour. I live alone and have almost no possessions or long terms relationships. What could she do?

this i could imagine being the easiest method if you have some social charm or you can try this

>pick up general house care self-employment gig (lawn care, pool care, etc)
>aim your service towards rich / upper middle-class neighborhoods where there may be lazy as fuck wives who have busy husbands or busy single women/mothers via craigslist or some other crafty way.

requires time and effort but if you look decent enough a customer would find that a young male handling a service by himself charming and might have an interest.

kind of a long shot but at least you could earn money and pick up some kind of skill doing it and it wouldn't be a wasted effort.

i'd imagine this being more successful than a dating app because all thats going to do is throw fat blobs at you in masses.

She said exactly: "Yeah, I'm one of those people who can't stay put when the sun's up, would be nice to take a walk together, go to a park grab a bite or something."

Don't listen to him. I've fucked neighbors before. Worst thing that happened was awkward silences in the elevator.

dont shit where you eat, user. bring a girl that you actually like home with the scorned chick that thought you liked her living next door and see what happens.

Oh for fucks sake, man, you're in already.

thats gonna take work. sounds like she wants a friend or a buddy

At this point it could mean anything. In any case she's already decided if she'd fuck user or not.

Yeah, that was my first thought. But maybe older women approach hooking up in an more indirect and coy way. I have no idea, never had an older woman interested in me.

She is showing you all the signs of interest. She's making it SO easy for you to meet her up. If you like her, then what's the problem in meeting up with her?

Yea those are the best. I work in Vegas so even easier here.

Spent some time with this lady at a local bar a few months back and ended up fucking her. She seemed upset, I sat next to her, asked her name, bought her a few drinks and just asked her about her life and stuff. Her friends had left her earlier in the night and she asked for a ride home. When I pulled in her driveway she grabbed my cock and said she wanted me inside. Fucked her.

100% true

I never got more pussy than when I was 37 and 38 and my kid was 2-3. Kids are fucking chick magnets. I fucked single women and married milfs. I met the hottest girl I've ever fucked when my kid started playing with her dog. You don't need your own kid. If you have a niece or nephew, borrow them.

>work at shit call center
>try to get with some 8/10 18 year old blonde
>her aunt is literally Elvira, Mistress of the dark
>she's into manlet black dudes
>whatever
>fast forward 3 months
>get new blood on the team
>one of them is a 9/10 hispanic girl
>complete bitch
>always giving the team shit
>whatever
>fast forward a month
>team meeting time
>have to share packet
>just give it to hispanic chick
>we're going for each others throats
>"Oh my, you two are a handful!"- supervisor
>fast forward another 2 months
>TEAM BUILDING!!!
>bowling, arcade, and laser tag
>suck at bowling, do really bad
>finish bowling, hispanic chick shows up finally
>head to arcade
>all dudes head to the punching bag game, thing.
>black dudes and a white trash co worker go for it
>hey user, you should give it a shot
>nah
>c'mon do it
>Put all my weight into the punch
>crush everyones score by over 100
>co-workers are stunned
>laser tag time
>Free-for-all
>head to 2nd floor and just start shooting everyone
>win easily
>funs over, people start leaving
>chill with some co-workers
>hispanic chick sits next to me
>"user, I got dropped off, can you drive me home?"
>"sure"
>drive her home
>offers to take me out for a drink

WTF IS THE POINT OF THIS SHIT STORY? "fast forward X months" why do u even bother to write something that adds nothing of value?

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i´m 32, currently fucking a 48 YO, she´s 2hot" considering her age, not a Lisa Ann, but still.
>Meet her at the gym, she lives close to me
>started to talk, then offered to take her to her home.
>at one point she says she wants weed.
>haha guess what i got this morning, a nice 50g bag
>then we started to fuck, frome some months ago to this day.
How i see thing happening in my case: She´s an atractive woman and she knows it, but after her divorce she found herself alone and with her 2 kids soon to leave home and in simply words she needed a dick, so no special game neede for me,

Milfs are usually size queens because they only want fun so you might be too small.

You watch too much porn annon.
Poolboy/plumber/electrician fucks horny housewife.

Why not just become a pizza delivery driver. That way if it doesn't work out you atleast get pizza out of it.
Q

milfs aren't all they are cracked up to be
cellulite
haemorrhoid busted asses
bad breath
loose flange
unsightly hair
best be fucking younger woman as they act like sluts anyway

you just have to have a bigger dick than their ex husband which is the only dick she has been getting for years. break the mold and she's yours

contd

>two weeks pass
>"user! Come over, let's get lunch and a movie!"
>arrive at her place
>she and another male co-worker are at the door
>the fuck is this.jpg
>go to restaurant
>start drinking, alot. Get cut off by bartender
>go to movie
>she's hanging onto the other dude
>"I'm gonna cuck this guy so hard later he's gonna kill himelf"
>decide we aren't done drinking
>drive back to her place
>walk to bar down the street
>mexican place, no rules, no limits
>drinking x6
>fat manlet co-worker goes to bathroom
>"user, you have nice hands"
>"th-thanks"
>"I love assertive men, you've got that air about you user"
>THIS IS MY CHANCE.wav
>Pull her ponytail back, putting her mouth up
>shove my tongue down her throat
>we swap DNA for 30 seconds as I pull her hair
>literal hentai saliva drip between us when we separate
>"user... That was hot as fuck, let's head back"
>manlet co-worker saw the whole thing
>dude doesn't say a word the rest of the time
>we head back to her apartment
>he leaves

Just saying.
Since most of them have given birth multiple times they might be a bit sloppy and therefore actively look for the bigger ones

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