This is the story how I almost banged a 8/10 but my autism kicked in at the worst moment
>be me >be going out with bros >hit up local bar >onealcoholplease.exe
2 hours later
>still with bros >very drunk >see an 8/10 >bros say go for it >she was alone at the bar >just drinking a vodka >walk to her and offer to buy her a drink >we drink for the next hour >talking shit >tell her I'm going for a smoke >back in like 5 mins >head out and light up >she followed me >asks for a smoke >surewhynot.mp3
We finish our smokes and go to the nightclub
cont???
Caleb Clark
Im here fam
Caleb Clark
We listening mang. Tell us.
Connor Hall
fun fact, they actually thought of this. there was a bit on the side of the space helmet specifically for scratching your nose or face on.
Samuel Martin
Keep going faggot. Why do you even ask?
Cooper Ross
wat
Jayden Powell
bullshit.
Cameron James
Bruh, my autism lost me many 8/10's, please continue, im here chillin
Zachary Foster
Go for it man, we're listenin
Alexander Garcia
...
Liam Foster
No really. It was actually just a rough patch of velcro and astronauts have said it actually works really well.
Samuel Gutierrez
......k?
Carson Richardson
Part 2
>get to club >place is lit >bros suggest we do shots >she is down for it >5 jagerbombs later >music is good and I say >wanna dance >grab her hand and take her to dance floor
>6 songs in and she starts grinding me >bonerloaded.wav >her ass was perfection >turn her around and starts making out >her hand rubbing my dick and I start rubbing her pantys >looks at me >your place or mine
Cont????
Julian Ramirez
both look fucking awesome.
Kevin Flores
While we're waiting for OP to finish his story, y'all wanna hear a joke?
Matthew Gutierrez
cont until story is fin faggot
Charles Lee
What do you call a retarded jew?
Joseph Perez
Go on faggot
Luke Williams
Auschwistic
Kevin Gray
What's the KKK's favorite blend of coffee?
Julian Gray
...
Dominic Russell
Dark Roast
Carter Cook
Dicks out for Trayvon Martin.
Daniel Nelson
hey now, just trying to pass the time cause OP doesn't know how to type in one post
Grayson Morales
Dicks out for Hugh Mungus
Colton Johnson
>get to her place >niceplace.cfg >she goes to bathroom to freshen up >chill on sofa for like 10 min >she comes out fully nude >walks to bedroom >come on user don't keep me waiting >literally sprint to bed room >see her on the bed >undress like Usain Bolt >start making out >she jerks me off >I start fingering her >ooh user lick my pussy >go down on her >apparently was doing a good job >moans and moans >suddenly I feel like my nose is running >then I sneeze >user WHAT THE FUCK
con't???
Jeremiah Edwards
yes you fuck
Gavin Gray
Then she feels how small your dick is and from that figures out you have autism.
Matthew Diaz
You're in for the long haul don't stop now.
Isaiah Richardson
FUCK OFF M8, either post the whole thing already or post nothing at all you inbred
Cameron Smith
HAHA fuck you OP, i thought this was supposed to be a story of autism, you actually got a chick to get naked around theres nothing autistic about that
Get back to me when you have a chick alone in your room and on your bed but she walks out without undressing a single fucking garment of clothing due to your autism
fuck , still reading tho, cont.
Jason Hall
>place is lit You don't belong here
Bumping anyways
Ayden King
Come on OP, why you gotta leave us on a cliffhanger
Adrian Peterson
What does that even mean? The place was bright with lights? The place was stoned as fuck?
Chase Smith
stupid picture
Brayden Campbell
lit is jigaboo talk for someplace being lively
Cooper Garcia
>I look at her >blood everywhere >turns out I got a nose bleed and sneezed >run and get paper towels >she is going nuclear at me >try to defuse suitation >run back to find her vomiting all over herself >start to vomit (weak stomach) >after we finish vomiting I look at her and ask the question >so we still fucking? I don't mind the vomit and blood >realise what I said >autismwhy.mp4 >she stares at me and eurpts >starts throwing shit at me screaming to get out >grab my shit and leave
and that is the story on how autism ruined my chance of getting laid
Joseph Barnes
I want the next part following
Ryan Campbell
You tried
Blake Howard
Not really autism, just full fucking potato faggotry, but kek for good story user