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This is the story how I almost banged a 8/10 but my autism kicked in at the worst moment

>be me
>be going out with bros
>hit up local bar
>onealcoholplease.exe

2 hours later

>still with bros
>very drunk
>see an 8/10
>bros say go for it
>she was alone at the bar
>just drinking a vodka
>walk to her and offer to buy her a drink
>we drink for the next hour
>talking shit
>tell her I'm going for a smoke
>back in like 5 mins
>head out and light up
>she followed me
>asks for a smoke
>surewhynot.mp3


We finish our smokes and go to the nightclub


cont???

Im here fam

We listening mang. Tell us.

fun fact, they actually thought of this. there was a bit on the side of the space helmet specifically for scratching your nose or face on.

Keep going faggot. Why do you even ask?

wat

bullshit.

Bruh, my autism lost me many 8/10's, please continue, im here chillin

Go for it man, we're listenin

...

No really. It was actually just a rough patch of velcro and astronauts have said it actually works really well.

......k?

Part 2

>get to club
>place is lit
>bros suggest we do shots
>she is down for it
>5 jagerbombs later
>music is good and I say
>wanna dance
>grab her hand and take her to dance floor

>6 songs in and she starts grinding me
>bonerloaded.wav
>her ass was perfection
>turn her around and starts making out
>her hand rubbing my dick and I start rubbing her pantys
>looks at me
>your place or mine


Cont????

both look fucking awesome.

While we're waiting for OP to finish his story, y'all wanna hear a joke?

cont until story is fin faggot

What do you call a retarded jew?

Go on faggot

Auschwistic

What's the KKK's favorite blend of coffee?

...

Dark Roast

Dicks out for Trayvon Martin.

hey now, just trying to pass the time cause OP doesn't know how to type in one post

Dicks out for Hugh Mungus

>get to her place
>niceplace.cfg
>she goes to bathroom to freshen up
>chill on sofa for like 10 min
>she comes out fully nude
>walks to bedroom
>come on user don't keep me waiting
>literally sprint to bed room
>see her on the bed
>undress like Usain Bolt
>start making out
>she jerks me off
>I start fingering her
>ooh user lick my pussy
>go down on her
>apparently was doing a good job
>moans and moans
>suddenly I feel like my nose is running
>then I sneeze
>user WHAT THE FUCK


con't???

yes you fuck

Then she feels how small your dick is and from that figures out you have autism.

You're in for the long haul don't stop now.

FUCK OFF M8, either post the whole thing already or post nothing at all you inbred

HAHA fuck you OP, i thought this was supposed to be a story of autism, you actually got a chick to get naked around theres nothing autistic about that


Get back to me when you have a chick alone in your room and on your bed but she walks out without undressing a single fucking garment of clothing due to your autism

fuck , still reading tho, cont.

>place is lit
You don't belong here

Bumping anyways

Come on OP, why you gotta leave us on a cliffhanger

What does that even mean?
The place was bright with lights?
The place was stoned as fuck?

stupid picture

lit is jigaboo talk for someplace being lively

>I look at her
>blood everywhere
>turns out I got a nose bleed and sneezed
>run and get paper towels
>she is going nuclear at me
>try to defuse suitation
>run back to find her vomiting all over herself
>start to vomit (weak stomach)
>after we finish vomiting I look at her and ask the question
>so we still fucking? I don't mind the vomit and blood
>realise what I said
>autismwhy.mp4
>she stares at me and eurpts
>starts throwing shit at me screaming to get out
>grab my shit and leave

and that is the story on how autism ruined my chance of getting laid

I want the next part following

You tried

Not really autism, just full fucking potato faggotry, but kek for good story user

Hey. At least you had a chance.

My fucking sides

pretty dank