Having suicidal thoughts doesnt mean im gonna actially suicide right?

Having suicidal thoughts doesnt mean im gonna actially suicide right?

that depends on how much of a pussy you are, or aren't

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Yes and the longer you wait the worse it gets.

I just like to think ways of doing it :)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 100% of people who committed suicide had suicidal thoughts beforehand.

Best way to do it is to start thinking on how bad your life is then proceed to drink alcohol that has 40% per vol.

Hmm maybe I will end up doing it someday the whole thinking about hos life would be without me is enough for me atm

No one care faggot

No shit, Sherlock

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Sorry you can't handle the truth

That's not true. I'm sure there have been people who've killed themselves in the heat of the moment from some kind of traumatic experience without thinking about it first.

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here is a silver coin. take it, bitch.

I prefer a good pint of 151.

Yeah but before they do it they have that moment where they think "I'm pulling the trigger now" or whatever, and that is a suicidal thought.

Maybe it does. All up to you, eh.

We should get a "donate to porn stash before you die" project going...

What's wrong user?

who is this girl?
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I'm kind of hoping for an accident to happen to me in such a way I'll die painlessly.

Like if someone said "I'm going to kill you" I would go "Eh"

So you know, it depends on the thoughts and how you feel.

Kill yourself or don't kill yourself, doesn't matter. In the end (or near future) lets say 100 years, everyone alive will be dead and there will be whole new chapter in humanity, with nothing to remember you by. Knowing this should give you every reason to either be happy or sad. Happiness multiplies and being sad leaves you stagnant, the only other relevant thing to your situation is what you truly believe about yourself. Honestly is the highest form or respect and that's where you should start with yourself, assuming you want to live and enjoy the time we all have here.

> I'm kind of hoping for an accident to happen to me in such a way I'll die painlessly
What, you wanna leave this to chance?

'cmon do something about either your social isolation or whatever else is bothering you so much that you wanna die.

Or at least ensure you die painlessly and without causing people too much trouble beyond simply exercising your right to die. You kinda have to be a faggot to make someone involuntarily aid you in your suicide.

meh, who hasn't wanted to kill themselves from time to time? even some of the rich fags who've had life handed to them still have at least thought about it. it all comes down to your perspective on how shit your life is, if you can see no future and no hope for a future then its pretty much gg. find some shit you want within reason and try and get it, see how you feel after that.

> no hope for a future
This is an illusion, always.

You didn't matter to the universe to begin with, but you can always hope to get something on this planet. You can find and cook food, have sex and raise kids, find a way to sit in the shade when it's hot and sit in warmth when it's cold...

Ya, this isn't the societal ideal of humans, but what mammals care about is like 3/5 of what we care about. Meet that shit and life is fine enough, usually.

Can we kill ourselves together?

Suicide is a form of murder. It takes someone who is seriously psychologically messed up to commit murder, it hurts everyone around you. And no, suicidal thoughts don't mean you will actually do it.

> Suicide is a form of murder
About as much as selling your own stuff is fencing.

You belong to nobody else - regardless if your absence inconveniences them in some way or another, you have the right to go.

That's not to say there is a particular point in suicide over just being slightly depressed. Figures just becoming not depressed anymore is the overall better outcome.

No. Of course not. It just means you have an imagination. I keep a steak knife on my desk to cut open things. I just imagined shoving it into my left eye and piercing my brain. Not gonna do it.

Stop asking for attention. Either do it or stop being a whiny little bitch and move on.

In other news, air is found to be terrible for your health. 100% of the people who breathe regularly end up dead.