How do you get a hooker when you dont have your own place to host?

how do you get a hooker when you dont have your own place to host?

Why would I need a hooker? You don't put out?

hotel

You go to the hooker's place....

Where I live you can rent a room for 2 hours.

Rent room
sit in bath
smoke gange
watch a little porn...

bing bong, pussy has arrived. Fuck, she leaves, go grab something to eat.

this obviously

why would you let a hooker into your home anyway?

Stoned...

I mean to say, at 99% of hotels, you can rent a room for 2 hours where I live.

Whorehouse?

incall escorts are so rare when i check backpage, and even then they hardly ever respond...

Went to Amsterdam last year and it was like a dreamland.

Walked into the Red Light middle of the day, saw a hot girl behind a window so I just walked in and fucked her. Got a really nice kebab after from around the corner.

Also there's drug stores all around.

total opposite in London. Where are you from?

I never understand why the hell someone would fuck a hooker in their own house!?? Go get a 70 dollar hotel room at a holiday inn or something. Think about it!

in the US. of course in a state that makes it illegal.

Yep, same dilemma as you
Wish I could help you but I haven't figured anything out yet
The ones worth spending time with won't do car dates
Hotels are fucking expensive, and no "rent by the hour" places around here

posting at 11am uk time

"in the US. of course"

fucking americans

>save up
>go to pattaya for a week
>still cheaper than an escort for the night

"of course Im in a state that makes it illegal"

its 5 AM here but I can still read correct grammar just fine.

learn how to read punctuation retard

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MFW you're so delusional that you think hookers look like that.

only really expensive ones do...

And how much is a expensive one?

Get out kid.

Are you fucking retarded?

Car, hotel, behind the bins in an alley, the garden shed.

Depends on the slut, but you can do it just about anywhere. I recommend the car, people are less uptight about fucking in a car. An alley is considered public, you can end up getting in trouble fucking in public it seems.

Ive fucked a local whore once almost twice but wasn't drunk enough the second time she lived in a motel no joke and thats where she would do the deed

why could you fuck some ugly fuck and even pay for it? of course all the hookers are beautiful or they are out of the business!

???

is this bait

i cant even tell anymore

He wrote "US." it's an abbreviation so he used a full stop to signify that, retards; he obviously meant to write U.S.

OP...seriously? It's called an *incall* location, and most "hookers" that are well established have them.

And if you're looking for "hookers" on CL or Backpage, you're doing it wrong. Use sites like Eros, The Erotic Review, P411, or ECCIE (to name a few) to find a few. Cops, pimps waiting to rob or rape you (or both), underage exploited children, and TS providers are what you'll find on CL and/or BP.

And seriously, it's not "hookers", it's "escorts". Unless you're talking about the ones you pick up in your car--those are "street walkers", and you DON'T want to do an incall with a street walker.

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wow

samefag
samefag

nice try m8, only 2 are me