Stupid bitch. Dubs decide

Stupid bitch. Dubs decide

Looks like you're doing just fine on your own, user.

hahahaha, gonna waste my dubs

You got this on your own, how about someone starts a new one?

Say: "Is it too late now to say sorry?"

Tits? *Send her a pic of an erect large cock*

reroll

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beta detected.
if dubs you ask her how to solve the trolley problem.

Sausage roll

Rererererererolllololol

my micro penis finally found its match. bae

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will you show me the titties

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I like big butts and i cannot lie

Winnarr

Ready for a romp in the roses? I've got a tiny prick for you!

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This fine gentleman received some dubs

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>5ever

what a cunt

In all seriousness, my penis is fucking tiny. Your clit IS bigger than my fully erect penis. Of course I am a virgin too. Hoping to change that one day :)

roll

Can you shit in my mouth babe?

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id love to suck my cum out of your asshole

You are a man, right?

Send me pictures of your vagina and I'll send you pictures of mine

be nice to her OP

rawl

can you piss in my eyeballs?
dubs get

these are dubs but ucant see them cus ur not on Sup Forums with us

reroll

can i take a phat shit on your stomach, just for the meme of it?

ZoeHoe my tiny dinky binky penis is waiting, it won't hurt I promise XDdDXx

rerolling

this

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dubs get

GET

I'll stuff you in a body bag if you ever see my dick irl though. Unless you can keep your damn mouth shut.

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WINRAR

can we just be cuddle friends?

i have severe depression! now you say a bad thing about yourself

wanna play pokemon go?

my dick is wet lol like a sponge innit

i have teh weirdest boner like a complete madman

meme

MEME

I submit to thee dear lady. I am your white knight in shining armour, I am a feminist, and I acknowledge my white male privilege and ask you, is there anything I can do to make myself not a rape apologist misogynist piece of shit? Thank you so much for even considering talking to me, a disgusting cis white male.

dubs

trips

quads

singles

septs

shameful reroll

memes

pls

let's trade nudes?

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You fcking kidding me?

i want to suck my own dick can u help

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Lol rly tho I'm so randummm!!!!!!! *holds up spork* LOL!

rill

>York
Pennsylvania or England?

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nice waste

Checked.

Do you want me to send you my dick with a timestanp?

WIN

U better send her that pic, OP

Fuck yu

Waste

THE FUCK ARE THESE SHITGETS??? NO THEY WILL NOT DO

TYPE THIS TO HER: SUCK MY DICKING FUCK

send the pic or reported

I fucked two chicks last night! I fucked my sister and her fat friend. Since my sister still had diarrhea It was extra messy. We were all naked and my sis's friend smothered my face with her big plump ass and I licked her asshole. TASTED YUMMY! After that she began sucking my dick and I fisted my sister's ass and got my hand covered in shit so I smeared it all over my face and I let her shit in my mouth. I took the turd out of my mouth and fucked her cunt with it and the shit began to fall a part. Her friend stopped sucking my cock so I sat on her face and she licked my asshole while I ate my sis's pussy. Then my sis began sucking my dick while her friend licked my ass and balls. After that, I fucked her in the ass while my sister sucked on her tits. Her asshole felt so warm and tight. Those cheeks felt SOOOOOOOOOO good. You know what they say, MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN! After that I lay on the floor and let her piss on me and my sis shit on me. Then they both got on top of me. We're all covered in shit and piss and they both began taking turns sucking my cock until I came in both of their faces.
I had a great time.

THIS

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want to find out how long you can hold your breath? this dick would love to choke you

I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

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i love bubbles in my shits

This

Check these bois: "Please meet up with me tomorrow. I have a bondage fetish so would you mind bringing some chloroform and a bin bag, Thanks."

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rolling for this

Send a picture

ten/ten poast

To start off I would like to say that I'm 14 and my little sister is 9, Now, it wasn't till recently where my whole life changed, it happened last Thursday when my parents went to a work formal and made me babysit my sister. Normally my sister is quiet and doesn't bother me which is good but this night it was different. So my parents left me some money to buy pizza so I felt pretty good. When the pizza came my sister took it and went upstairs so I just started watching some Foxtel. I was flicking through the channels boring myself to to death because Foxtel in general is shit so I hit up some "Special interests" channels ;). I went to go check on my sister to make sure I was safe to beat off without her popping in. I quickly headed back to the TV and began to rub my penis. This porno was pretty hot I must admit and I kept stopping and going and just playing around, after about 15 minutes I was about climax and I hear "Josh What are you doing?" The first thought that went through my mind was "FUCK!" I quickly hid my boner with a pillow and changed the channel "Amy, go away" but she just stood there. I could feel the awkwardness building up she said "Josh, what was on the TV? I kept hearing weird noises" I was going red and said "It was nothing, just a ad" she said "Okay, can I sit next to you?" so, you sat next to me and my boner was RIGHT under the pillow and she laid on top of it! She started playing with my leg and me being the ticklish person I am jumped and the pillow fell off revealing my penis. For about ten seconds she stared at it then she grabbed it I yelled and said "AMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" but I didn't push her off it just felt so good and she began to lick it. I know it sounds fucked up but I enjoyed and when I cummed in her mouth I liked it! That's fucking fucked! She ran away laughing and I just sat there stunned.......Any ideas?

Tell her to take a picture

i was a childrapist until i met you

lol

KEX