FUCK THE USA

You may ONLY post in this thread if your country is BETTER than the USA and have more medals than them PER CAPITA!

USA: Population 320 million
16 gold medals

Canada: Population 32 million
2 gold medals

Canada: Population adjusted 320 million
20 gold medals

a fucking leaf

>Creat Britain

USA BTFO

Canada: cucked beyond belief

fuck america

>called Great Britain
>5th place
Huh?

why is canada so bad at shitposting? ever seen that kippers dude?

>Stealing Australia's shitposting memes

>per capita
>leafs trying to stay relevant
Kek. Let the per capita meme die. Even with 10x the pop you'd still have 2 medals

Isn't America like 50% swimming? Who gives a shit?

>he ranks it by total medals
>he values losing twice higher than winning once

Pathetic attitude tbqph

USA golds without swimming: -10

too lazy to click and rank by good tbhwyf

Canada has always been shit during summer games. We rule winter games however.

Swimming is cancer

I keep hearing China has 1.2+0.3=1.5 billion people
I don't know if it's true, but it's what they've been telling me

without swimming, all of USA's medals are thanks to black people
:)

>Kippers
>Butthurt
What a surprise

Why are winter games even a thing? It's basically affirmative action. Should we add desert games for the Middle East or drinking games for Russia?

>you will never be an assmad retard like Kippers

feels good

Because you can't downhill ski during summer games.

Drinking games actually sounds awesome

Imagine if we combined Summer + Winter Olympics.

Fucking GOAT nation.

>implying a per capita argument makes sense when you are limited in the amount of athletes you can send

get out of here, faggots

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Where's the 0.3 from? Hong Kong? Taiwan? USA?

inb4 this guy says that skiing isnt a sport

>Canada this excited about bronze
KEK

>amerifats being keked by their jew networks
>amerifats forced to watch canadian streams

I have the live network I'm just too lazy to go to the living room

Tell me about Canada. Why did they choose the leaf?

Our pop. Is closer to 37m

>make fun of Canada
>watch based CBC

?

what did you mean by this?

auz has 5 medals with only 22 million so get fucked lmao

A FUCKING

more like you are too fat to go to the living room

>based
>immigrant ads
>commentators making mistakes left and right
>clip of Justin Trudeau crying for 2 minutes straight over the killing of the Chikatwamanucraw tribe

If you need judges picking a number from 1-10, it's as much a sport as Eurovision.

PER

I love your anthem. Sucks we never get to see it played on CBC

Per Capita has been on Sup Forums every Olympics

wooooah, we're all in this together

I love the Canadian anthem, too. It reminds me of Christmas.

We fucking did it Kippers! I'm so proud of you!

>5th Russia 5 gold 9 silver 8 bronze
>6th Britain 7 gold 8 silver 6 bronze

>not adjusting for medal value

We're third.

we did, it was played after the American one last night.

>being a 30 year old mentally ill chink that pretends to be a grill on the internet to appeal to some hockey circlejerk

Why haven't you killed yourself?

you'd still finish behind the US you dimwit

Canada only exists because the US allows it to exist

can anyone explain to me why they have freestyle swimming? is there any way at all to justify it?

>Creat Britain
>Population 2 million
>population adjusted 20 million
>700 gold medals

only leafs will remember this kino

Canada, why don't you pitch in when it comes to defending North America for a change?
>Canadian Army is the land component of the combined Canadian Forces.Canada's Army is the largest section of the Canadian Forces with 35,000 soldiers. The Regular Force units have 19,500 full time soldiers; the
Army Reserve has 16,000 part-time, volunteer soldiers. All are supported by 4,100 civilian employees

OH CANADA!

A LITERAL FUCKING LEAF!

Not in per capita.

>3 more gold medals since this thread was made
WEW

Phew.

Can anyone justify breaststroke? Butterfly stroke? Backstroke? Heatstroke? Relay? 50m? 100m? 200m? 500m? 800m? 1000m? 1500m? 2000m? etc etc?

Swimming : 34 events (17 m / 17f)

Total events in the Olympics : 306

USA JUST GOT 20 MEDALS WITH SHOT PUT
OP HAS BEEN IRREVOCABLY BTFO

Nobody other than Fiji beats Maryland in per capita medals (Phelps and Ledecky are from Maryland) and nobody in the US is impressed with Maryland

10 percent of the Olympics is swimming
>morons: WAAAAAAH ITS TOO MUCH
(No shit why wouldn't swimming be at least 10 percent of the Summer Olympics? It's the most quintessential Summer Olympics sport along with Track and Field.

Can anyone justify why a 30 year old chink pretends to be a girl on the internet?

you are literally too stupid to insult

dude you are just butthurt, he made a point and your butthurting all over this board about us right now

just suck a dick

These are the words of a stupid person.
>um um um you're right bit I'm dumb so I'll just call you a poopy head because you made me realize how dumb i am
>France

But track doesn't repeat all the same races with different running styles. There's no 100m backwards sprint. Requiring specific swimming strokes is retarded.

Wont even talk about samefagging

Anyway, comparing swimming and track&field is retarded as fuck

Why isn't water-skiing a summer sport?

>fiji
>100 gold medals in the eyes of per cuckita faggots

How fucking stupid can you be. At least make the right argument that swimming shouldn't give out 32. Yes 32. Fucking gold medals. Actually make that 33 since apparently they give out 2 golds for 1 race. Fucking FAGGOTS

If you want to be upset, be upset at your own country for being worse at breeding, getting immigrants, and owning slaves. Canada has more clay than America yet fewer people than California.

Female babies dumped in gutters.

90% of our population lives 100 miles from the American border. 99% of our country is uninhabitable land.

We should've been like the US and done slavery right and bred our own athletes.

>team USA basketball

Imagine if we had our own blacks.

Per capita, the US has one faggot crypto-muslim Head of State, Canada has 10 Trudeaus, per capita.

How many events are variations of walking?

track has 13 individual running events
swimming has 13 individual swimming events

track has 2 relay running events
swimming has 3 relay swimming events

What's the problem? What is more basic to summer Olympics than running or swimming?

What are walking, hurdles, steeplechase?

Would you consider 50km and 100m as variations of walking ?

We're 3rd when you sort by golds and not by loser medals too

100m sprint is closer to walking than freestyle and backstroke.

Canada: Population 32 million
2 gold medals

NZ: Population 4 million
1 gold medal

NZ: Population adjusted 32 million
8 gold medals

Wut

Black person who doesn't know how to swim detected

Why is Brazil so terrible at sports? Is that why used no HUEposters anymore, have they been bantered away from here?

>ranking by total medals

Canada left the thread like the bitches they are long ago

>Pepe
>Black
Wut?

And that's ignoring that there is 3 different "throw shit" events and 4 different "jump shit" events and the hectathlon and decathlon which is run, and throw shit, and jump shit and run and jump shit, and run and jump far

This is just sad.

>Australia
>Anglo

At least America had the courage to kill off the natives.

Are you saying Yohann Disiz is closer to beat Usain Bolt (and inversely) than Ervin beating Murphy ?

You can't be that retarded

50km walk and 100m sprint are more similar than freestyle swimming and backstroke swimming.

Oh god

Why when Brazil dominated the world in soccer were Eurofags not screaming per capita when Brazil is insanely bigger than their countries?
>pro-tip: Euros aren't jealous of Brazil but are quite obviously very jealous of their American overlords and protectors

Lol. We are about 2% abbo.

Id trade 300k abbos for 300k native Indians anyday.

Also your president is a negroid.

Oi nah papi, theres no good time like sniffy some greet canner of pet pet, was already no no by po po, but fack it, I just shove me didgeridoo up me arse and sniffy some gas, me likey the sniffy

what's your excuse now?

Australia had the courage to legislate systematic rape and forced marriage to whiten their natives up.

Also Tasmanian abos got btfo into extinction

Are you mad your country paid homage to us by building a great statue in our honor?

You're complaining about their being too many swim events, but why are long jump and triple jump both an event?