Give me your worst racist jokes

Give me your worst racist jokes.
Why do niggers smell? So that blind people can hate them too

A mexican and a nigger are riding in car ... who's driving?
A cop

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
The bucket

What's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane?


a pilot, you racist bastard. :)

You are not welcome here

What's the difference between radial tires, and niggers?


Tires don't sing spiritual songs when you chains on them...

Whats the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?

A nigger doesn't work without a chain.

fuck you

nice dubz :)

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

Butchering English one post at a time.

How do you know niggers are cannibals? All blacks are covered by food stamps.

what do you call a nigger driving a BMW?

a car thief

Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
Because thats where God held them from with his fingers as he painted them.

Why do black guys eyes get all red when they have sex?


...from the mace

How do you get a nigger off the tree?
Cut the rope

A black baby dies and floats up to heaven and says to God "look im an angel" God says, "no you dumb nigger, you"re a bat"

Round 2:
One day the local sheriff gets called out to investigate a nigger hung from a tree. When he arrives he sees a sign hung around it's neck reading "fuck niggers". When asked about it the sheriff described it as the strangest suicide note he had ever seen.

how do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white grill?

throw 'em a basketball

How long does it take for a negress to take a shit?


9 months.

What's the same about an apple and a nigger?

They both hang in trees

why do pills work because they're white

Whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza? The pizza feeds a family of 4.

round 3:
Why did the nigger wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was gonna be im'potant he wanted to look im'potent too.

How do u know when a nigger bitch is ready for labor? Stick a banana in her and if it comes out half eaten its way past due.

Round 4:
What do you get when you combine an orangutan with a nigger? A retarded orangutan.

FINAL ROUND:
A spick, a nigger, and a wop walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "get the fuck out."

How do you stop little niggers from jumping on the bed? Stick velcro on the ceiling.

Why dont sharks eat niggers? Because they think its whale shit.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 100,000 niggers?

> warden

One little black kid were baking with his grandma. He accidently poured som flour over his face and bursted out:
- Look grandma! I'm a white person now!

Grandma yelled on him and ended it with:
- Go say that to ya mama if you dare!

The little black kid went to his mama and said:
- Mama look, i'm a white person now!

Mama went angry, yelled at him and then bitch slapped him in the face.
- Go say that to your papa if you dare!

The little black kid was upset and went down to his papa and said:
- Papa look, i'm a white person now!

Papa went furious and started to spank the kid until he started to cry. Papa said:
- Son, what have you learned from this?

The black kid took his time and then responded:

- I've been white for only 5 minutes and I'm already hating you fucking niggers!

the age of computers is dead

What's a black man's least favorite type of math?
Niggeronatree.

Why can Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.

Genuinely made me chuckle, ty

What do niggers suck?
Cock

What did the Sheriff say when he pulled a black guy wrapped in chains out of the lake?

Damn Nigger stole too much chain then he could swim with

nigger

It reads,
When I was young we didn't have computergames,
We would go outside and hit niggers with sticks

A jew is a walking in berlin in 1936, and he sees a blackshirt with a German Shepard on a leash.

"Say, sir, thats a beautiful dog. What breed is it?"
"Its a cross between a mongrel and a jew."
"Ah! Then the dog is related to both of us!"

What did god say the first time he made a black man?

Damn, I burnt one

How do you get him down?

Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata

Why are the nog ver dicks so long?

Baby's how He hang them up to dry

What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

Drop it nigga.

What green and yellow and sits on my front porch? ... its my nigger and I'll paint it whatever color I want.

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What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit

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I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster.

But it just stopped working.

Maybe because it never seen his fatherboard

What do you call a bunch of black people inside of a school bus?

a rotten banana

that poor little honky girl is gonna catch the AIDS

What's that black shit in between elephant toes? ... slow natives

What do Ethiopians call mini blinds? ... bunk beds

How do you start a parade in the ghetto?

Roll a 40 down the street

Why don't mexicans and blacks have children together?

They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.

What do you call Toys'R'Us in the hood?

we b Toyz'N'Shit

Why are the back of nigger heads flat? ... Because the DR stepped on the back of their heads to pull the tail of said creature

Whats a nog ver?

Future single mother.

So I painted my computer black in the hope it would run faster...
But now it just doesn't work

/thread

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coo be

You win the thread

The different between niggers and elevators:

Elevators can raise children

what's the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a store without Robin