Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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memes

Hearty kek.

>cinnamon rolls
Cool.

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Because you're a Doll!
Yep. Getting my bike fixed this week too! So, much hype! Well, my red one anyways.

Nope. See that post, I'd grab a loan for it.

mandatory cc claim

that's right

Claiming Felix

Ohayo team
Xenovia claimeroni

>best fox is here

Mornin'

whiny ass bitch

Hmm. I understand.
How is your tour going?

Is nice to sing to your girl, I guess.
It gets the pussy wet.

How's the emo tumblr boi doing today?
Still doing the same thing we used to do 7 years ago, I see.
You hipster.
Did you got yourself a haircut?

can someone please explain what you get out of this? I see these threads a lot and I just don't get it. However, not a lot of people understand my fascination with making 10SO propaganda so i assume this is just harmless fun.

Fucking finally.
Hey Felix
Best fox is already here though.
We just talk back and forth.

Its just a animu circlejerk

claimed :^)

Just ate some chicken that I'm regretting.
My burner ran out of gas right as they were about to be done, they looked and smelled really good so I ate them anyway.
Besides that just chilling and probably going to go watch some anime with someone.

I think Karen would win a smug war just out of variety.
I just like an adc who can take a hit, you know? Like Jarvan :^)
Don't rush it, I think. otherwise it'll be like forcing yourself to enjoy them, might take the magic away. But you already like them so I guess not.
Tomorrow is a 7 hour day of my least favourite subjects besides accounting. I don't have my books or any writing tools whatsoever because I registered right before the weekend and didn't get my books in time, it's going to be fun answering the same question for four classes.
>Where were you the past week?

English is pretty easy because most arabs have decent speech but their writing is equivalent to a highschooler's, the teachers have low expectations and grade high, kek.
Yeah I get what you mean. I just panic inside intensely.

I blame the lag.

Conversation. Circlejerk.

You could have done it yourself, kike.

yer i got it family. i look like a pure faggot now smh

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You fucking whiny ass bitch. If you wanted a god-damned thread you could've made one your self
Shut the fuck up you pussy. You could've made one yourself you autist
>you could've done it yourself
So much fucking this

so once you claim your waifu it's just a way to socialize while remaining anonymous?

pretty good,
its growing boring.

gonna get my hair trimmed now.
ill be back in about 10-20 mins

>better version

Mornin'

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Go away edgelord. Nobody wants your cringe around here

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I remember 8 years ago at that meeting when you pretended to be a girl and in fact, you were a boy with the longest hair in the universe.
Good times.

Why, though? You should let that shit grow.

Ah, she was the singer.
It was her show, Im just the backup is all.
A glorified tamborine as it were

People being friendly to eachother, shits cash yo


Kneesocks primed and ready for verbal combat

Yes

Pretty much.

What's shit about your life?

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Hey Galil-chan. What's up?

I know, but I'm lazy.
See above
Yeah mostly
Oi.
No.

It's easy to think you're great when you're a rip-off of something that is

>3dpd

that's pretty cool. I like this type of thing.

that's what's up homie. thanks for letting me know

I wanna kill myself, be right back.

Future, people around me, me being a total retard.

>Oi.
yes.
>3dpd
?

claimed

Rem and Ram are such savages

I was trying to make a reference to this demotivation poster.. Don't know why I had to remember it now of all times though.
uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/demotivating-pics-8.jpg

I just now forgot that you have a bad time connecting to the stream. Hope you feel better soon.

Just cinnamon rolls and my cousins grabbing a duck out the water.
>Ripoff
Don't even try to >imblygningn
You're waifu a shit.

Do not.

youtube.com/watch?v=_5sMBK4RI1s

Here is some music.

Did you had a crush on her?

The banter they chuck is prime.

still here

Back from an absolutely brutal league game.

c l a i m e d

Have you guys ever felt like your existence means literally nothing. We are just a speck in the cycle known as life. Hell, mankind is just a gear in the machine that is life. We do not matter. As soon as we die we rot in the ground.
I feel I have no purpose in this world

No fucking shit faggot.

>I think Karen would win a smug war just out of variety.
We fight variety by limiting ourselves to only x pics. But I'm not looking to pick up a fight with you, master.

>I just like an adc who can take a hit, you know? Like Jarvan :^)
What about ADCs with good positioning tools, like Ez? And what do you think of taking your Fiora into the botlane?

>Don't rush it, I think. otherwise it'll be like forcing yourself to enjoy them
But I am enjoying them, rushing is exactly what I should do, I'm just so lazy that I can't even sit back for two hours looking at the screen.

>7 hour day of my least favourite subjects
And what are those? I'm sorry for that, but I know you will push through it, my Arabian prince.

>You could have done it yourself
I don't want to risk getting banana anymore.

Anyway I will 'force' myself to watch KnK6, laters.

Hey S-Mug, what's up?
You matter to me
Maybe you should git gud fuccboi

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playing some games

Claimed.

>ever felt like your existence means literally nothing.
This is me everyday.

Doll claimed, and off to play league, later.

>Smug war
>Smug Karen 21
You've already bested me, I've only got one.
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Oh you mean like actual writing and stuff? Thought you meant you were reviewing books or something.
Ah so it's a free pass then? Fair enough kek.
Yeah I feel you, that tends to set in after the thing worth panicking over passes for me.

That's basically snipers
they're adorable

>denying fact
leave it to a kike

listen buddy. This is my first waifu claiming thread but everything is connected. You affect me and your surroundings. Plus there are worse things than nothing. does it bother you that you don't have a purpose?

u wot m8 im mlg esports pro 1v1 me nao!!!1!11!!!

Fair enough, jew. Just don't complain about what you aren't bothered to change.

I can relate with the retard part, what's wrong with your future though?

Claimed

>You're waifu a shit.
Cuz its a real girl hmm?
right you can just get anime pussy ! Be happy !

That's a male.

Nope

We can see that.

Hello stranger
What games?
Hello
>Mad because his waifu can't fire 11 bullets a second from a 65 round magazine.
I'll quick scope you with my Galatz biotch.
Hey Rem
I live in the US, what else would I do?
That looks like a man
You aren't fucking him/her
Galil a best

There's 3 genders four genders even 5five5

Nice, this tune is low key excellent af.

I'm stuck in shoegaze/noise pop right now tho. Listening to My Bloody Valentine all the time, shit's lit as fuck though it's weird that "Loveless" from MBV is considered as the album that made up shoegaze as global thing.
Got the whole Loveless on my HDD, all the tunes are 320 kbps quality so it gud af. I may buy vinyl in the future though.

youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU

Wow, no shit sherlock. We are here to achive something in our life, to make our dreams real, to literally spend good time.
we can as well try to change something globally and be known as someone important or something.
there's a lot of things you can do and better do them while you can.

I don't think I will achive what I want in future. I may only hope.

>those pupils
>im fuckin diamonds

>You aren't fucking him/her
yet , i not desire anime pussy !
youtube.com/watch?v=gk5NEvvfl_Y
heh

>That's a male.
Probably a Felix.

This is some SERIOUS FUCKING HERESY

You guys seem to have lost the line between reality and animu.You cant even say what a girl is and a boy because your brainfucked from all those shota-traps n stuff. kek!

Yeah but anime trap and real trap are a world of difference. At least Felix looks like a girl unlike the troglodite he's posting.

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I've been trying this album out, is pretty enjoyable, even if it is a bit repetitive.

Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it on a good quality.
Aren't you going to any college?

Nice dark circles around the eyes does 'she' come with bleach for my eyes?

She's like 13, fam
I can tell by looking, no need to pat her crotch. Plus she doesn't have a tail.
>*tips fedora*

kek, next time then. Enjoy your game.

Yep, thanks for that, I will hopefully.

Hm hm, you better not be.

Actually Ezreal might be a thing I should try. But if you don't trust the J4 why the Fiora? kek, might be something to try as well though. This is why you're the smart one in the relationship, homuchan.

And no I feel you about that, I get a little restless too, gotta do something while watching it or chat with someone.

Just things involving math and lots of writing and memorizing. Also wew.

Seeya later, pet.

>Trying to seduce me with you *holds up spork* tier maymay grill
Nigga please
Felix is such a qt
She isn't though
Spooky fucking skeltal right there.

How have you been? Haven't seen you in thread for a while

You are a complete retarded weeaboo scumshit tbh tbh senpai baka.

Haha no, it's my last year in high school then I'm free to go. Idk what I'm gonna do though.

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Just got that

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>anime is a rip off of kancolle
>gun is a rip off of AK-74
>foxgirl to tick more boxes
there's nothing to be jealous of

>cuck confirmed

I'd rather live in fantasy than be in a relationship with that kind of being. L M A O

>Nigga please
>I'm black
weeb trash
She's 16 .
>Plus she doesn't have a tail.
You're trash
At least shes real.Not like those waifags!
I wasn't here for monhts.Just because those threads are annyoing to me
>How have you been?
I'm alright i guess..
>cuck confirmed
>Didnt send her anything form amazon
>cuck
pick one fag

Go out and buy a mcdouble for a homeless person.

What is it that you want?

see

Ye, one of the like three places on this board

Na, just helped her out on stage.
She was new, scared and Im a pretty fast learner

Yo tomoko

Eh, yeah.
The little meaning we hold in this world is what we percieve it to be. I pretend that what I do has deeper meaning than it really does.
Damn, now Im all sad

youtube.com/watch?v=0xINZ7zMtaI

Do whatever you like, or go and do some college that will bring you money. Is your obligation to not be ignorant and take interest in this kind of stuff.

Yeah thread does get to you don't it? Are you really alright?

>Upotte came out long before Kancolle
>Improvement of is not the same thing as ripoff of
>Foxes a best
There's no homeless people here
Saying "Nigga please" has nothing to do with your race.

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What are you some kind of pussy?
Go burn a house down, make some people homeless.

lmao holy shit.

absolute madman.
just get a gf and don't complain.
real traps can look good too but i hate them honestly just because of hrt and their behaviour and mental retardation.

big shit family.

pharmacy or medicine job.

Possibly, if my grades gonna be good.

Schierke claimed

>Yeah thread does get to you don't it?
guess..
>Are you really alright?
Nah
>Saying "Nigga please" has nothing to do with your race.
>Nigga
If you say something like this your either 12-14 or you are a black 17-40 yr old anime thug

You in college right now? What's stopping you from getting the medicine job? Not studying enough? I'm not judging I'm in the same boat.