Assigned male thread

Assigned male thread.

This shit man. Cut it off.

reporting in, i classify as a nonstick pan.

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I sexually identify as a set of venetian blinds.
I love nothing more than lowering myself over a window and blocking out the sunlight.

Check your curtain privilege

OP here, what does that even mean?

I'm trans-wealthy. I feel like a billionaire, but I was born into a poor family.

I identify as trans-continental railroad

Dont be so ignorant and insensitive.

Are you pre or post Teflon?

Spaghetti monster reporting in. Don't you fags try to repress me. My identity is my choice.

My life partner,

Totally wrecked her last night ;)

shit post

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Please post moar- these really rile up my cis white male pride.

In my expert opinion, this retard is trying to convey that baby Milo there was born of a straight male, and a woman who believes herself to be male, AKA a transgender man. Milo then shits his pants because the boys were too rough on him last night.

If you want to keep her you're going to have to keep in shape by doing a few pull ups every now and again

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You mean something like this?

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Thats a real fun

Bump for OP!

made my day user