18

>18
>first week of university
>virgin
Any advice?

Loose your virginity

freshers mate, literally get pissed and have fun, you'll get laid

Thx fahm

Find a girl with low self-esteem and flatter her. Be nice. Like, more than any other man has been to her. This may mean you will be fucking a slightly less than gorgeous bitch, but whatever.

Once she likes you, start hanging out. Play the snuggle card, and then spoon. Works great with watching a movie. Eventually slap a kiss on her, then the fleshy pink gates are open to you.

To extract yourself from a relationship starting to form, you can tell her that she's a fantastic friend or whatever.

I've tweaked this to a science. It works.

>what a fantastic friend you are

Yeah. Like, oh I'm not ready for commitment blah blah.

Or just pull a hard evacuate and disappear from her life forever.

you cant be serious that is the first question you ask when you're in the university?
What are you doing psychology? hahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm 26, I've finished university, and I'm still a virgin. The saddest thing? Once I hired a hooker (60$) to not be a virgin anymore, but I was so nervous that I didn't get hard. From that day I'm so afraid of not getting hard that I don't think I'm going to ever have sex in my life anymore.

get viagra nigga

Hey OP it's my first week of college too. So far I have found success finding sluts at clubs and frat parties. Get a fake ID or booze and the sluts come to you like bees to honey

Become a wizard you're more than half way there already.

quit being a pussy and get some pussy

use a condom for fuck sake

Lose*

I'm not taking Viagra at 26. I'm not an old fuck that can't reach an erection (I can reach it, it's just that I am too nervous with a girl). I can happily live my life without having sex.

ahahahahahaha

Avoid women if its the last thing you do DONT DEAL WITH THEM! Thanks to 3rd wave feminisms they are all insane and you are likely to be charged with rape...even if she rapes you.

focus on your classes. succeed in school. do extracurricular activities. talk to girls. ask them if you can put it in them. (seriously though. just live your life heading towards success and be social. you'll meet enough women who will like you and want you. even if you are an ugly awkward fuck, as long as you are interesting in some way you'll get it.

Actually yes kek

this

Dis

Don't sweat it. Remake yourself into what you want to be and you'll get more ass than a toilet seat. Worked for me Uni was so much fucking fun!

My first time I didn't get hard either, then didn't masturbate for 2 days and met up again and it stayed hard just fine.

LMAO, so what did you do for the hour? talk about your feelings?