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Found this at my backyard door
What is it and what is it doing? Apparently it is bouncing on those things. dubs choose if I kill it or nah

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Kill it

end it real fast

This

timestamp faggit

Alright, just lemme get a stick in case I'll kill it

burn that motherfuker

rolliing

Use either a butane or propane torch to wipe out the web egg sacs and beast in one shot. Please post video to this thread

Fucking end it fam

rolling for lighting it on fire

Spray paint and lighter.
Don't stop til you're out of paint

DO IT

Eat it

Ah, that's an amalgamation of evil intentions that has coagulated and become a horrid monstrosity.

You should cleanse it at once.

>I'm a theoretical theological doctor

Timestamp. If real, terminate with extreme prejudice.

What's your location op?
And get a better pic of that bad ass momma.

Kek wills it, end the beast for 5 XP

PRAISE THE SUN!!!
And kill it with fire... Fire from the sun.

Kill it, burn or spray it. I wouldn't trust a stick, those things are fast when they want to be.

Leave it alone. But you can burn all fucked up answers here like "end it real fast" or "burn that motherfuker". Hopefully they will get help soon. -.-'

Kill this thing with bleach or fire.

Just to get serious for a second.
Spiders are some of the best animals you can have at home.
>don't like gnats?
>don't like mosquito's?
>don't like fly's?
>well there would be a lot less if you weren't a dumbass and let the spiders live instead of being a try hard.

oh shit nigger, i think those might be egg sacs. burn the fucking house down

kill with fire and with a webm

They've spoken

you feed your rats too?

Roll for this niggers

encase it with hairspray

Except that looks very much like a black widow. Even a handwringing animalfag like you wont want hundreds of those fuckers running around when those eggs hatch out. But I'm sure you'll say you will just to be a twat.

This exactly.

OP here
Wait.... Where is it?

what did you do to spooder

Thats a black widow with a (i think theyre called these) nest, you want to burn it as soon as possible or you're dead mate

Burn the house down and run

show the burned body or OP is fag

You're fucked

Yes, to my cat.

I hate mosquito's, I promote spiders as much as I can. I have an egg sack like OP's on my patio right now, and a nice orb weaver on the side.

Enjoy your zika.

HERE IT IS!
Whoopsie daisies, I "accidentally" stomped and burned that lil shit

Call a profi, its a lil bit dangerous bitch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_mactans

there is a picture in the german wikipedia

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Südliche_Schwarze_Witwe
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Latrodectus_fg05.jpg/440px-Latrodectus_fg05.jpg

Ummm you posted an old pic for attention and now spooder long gone?

I wonder if spiders feel sadness.

There is only one kind of black spider with red marking where I live. While it probably will not kill you, it might kill grandma or little Annie.

While the red stripes don't match exactly, if I found that in my area I would need an exterminator at my house within the week, especially with egg sacks like that.

this
>OP is kill

Winter. Burn that bitch.

what a killer

Weird. Widows usually like darker spots. You should probably get rid of it if you have pets though. That's a lot of baby nopes about to hatch.

black widow confirmed! Burn them down or they will fucking kill you

Just poked and stomped on in 5 min ago
But I can't seem to find where those "eggs" landed on

rollng so OP has to eat dead body

Well, you are fucked m8

Eggs were empty shells. You dean mon walking.

You need an exterminator, or you gonna be spending next season afraid to put on your shoes.

Too bad you can't get upboats here for posting that overly wordy pseudointellectal vomit

k

everyones looking at the egg sacks

I'm looking at the shitty welds

OP here
Found another one near a window, will post pic and timestamp ASAP
Brb

Too little too late, faggot.

Timestamp!! We demand TIMESTAMP

That autistic hand writing wew

black widow doesn't have red lines on back they have hourglass red on belly

aye

Kek'd

That welding on the hinge AAAAAAAAAAAAH

some spider ping pong ballz

where do you live? merica?

Checked and kekd

I would of set the cunt on fire in that corner.

Kept a garden hose by me so my house didn't catch on fire.. But, that's just me.

Some sort of spray, and a lighter would of been fun to watch it burn.

Fuck spiders.

and fuck their emotions

the neo hipster has spoken , everyone let be mediocred and drink starbucks.

your worse then coffee dad

The northern black widow is know to possess red dots or streaks on its back. I actually kept one for a long time.

There is a surprising amount of variation within the species itself.


Also, it looks like it could also be a Redback, which is basically the Aussie version of our Black Widow, so depending on where OP lives it could be either

It's a kind of black widow (Latrodectus).

Grab it and rub its head on your genitals for five minutes.

Get the fuck out of here

Filth