ITT: we are in an Elevator

ITT: we are in an Elevator

Sorry about the fart m8s

Nice night for a murder

*cough*

ACHOOOOO

Or are we?

I'm sure you're all wondering why I called you here today at this exact time.

roll

Allahu akbar

gesundheit

Anybody wanna help fist my anus?

[humming intensifies]

...

I will because you have dubs, but no homo

im a bad boy

I'm prepared to pull this off fam

*vapes in your face*

Im a vegan feminist and i support #blacklivesmatter and #lgbt
im also an anime freak
whats up guys

Just, fuck you

Totally don't have a boner right now

Hi Anons

I hate you all

>presses all the buttons

-drops soap-
fuck

ugh i hate these shower elevators

-bends over trying to pick it up-

WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY NEW FANFIC ABOUT RAINBOW DASH???