Alright, I'm a man of my word. It's 2 o'clock, loli story time...

Alright, I'm a man of my word. It's 2 o'clock, loli story time. Writing this all from memory as I go along so bare with me.

So yeah. I was sitting on the couch the other night, watching a movie with my little sister. She was leaned up against my side with her legs sprawled out, a bowl of popcorn in her lap. Now that I think of it, it was pretty bullshit. I was only taking up 1/4 of the couch’s space and she was basically using me as a pillow. But I digress. We were watching that one fucking Nick Cage movie, National Treasure. I was pretty content for most of the night until a commercial break, when I started dicking around switching channels looking for something to watch. It was actually decently late so I somehow stumbled upon some sort of porn channel. I was honestly surprised that we even got that shit, I guess my dad paid for the subscription, the horny bastard.

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I figured she’d be disgusted by it, and went on flipping through. Except I was in the part of the channels that was just literally porn flicks one after the other. Thank God our mom and dad were already asleep. A well-endowed blonde on the television let out a moan as I fumbled with the remote control, trying to find my back to the PG section of the channels. I felt her body tense up from where her back was resting against my arm. I gave her a peripheral glance and noticed her eyes intent on the screen, cheeks flushed slightly. She brought a handful of popcorn to her mouth slowly and methodically. Damn, awkward. After just punching in the digits for comedy central out of reflex, I felt her hand come to rest where I was holding the remote. Her eyes were still staring straight ahead. It seemed like she was trying to avoid meeting my gaze.
“Go back,” she said.

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how old was she?

how old are you?

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“Uuuuuh.” I was honestly just confused.
“It’s not like that,” she said to me quickly. “It’s just that we just started learning about that type of stuff - in school, I mean.” She seemed to be reasurring herself more than me.
“Yeah, uh. That’s still kind of weird.”
“Whatever, just - let me see that.” She snatched the remote from my hand angrily and composed herself into an upright position on the couch.
However lame this sounds, I wasn’t about to try and steal it back. She’s liable to throw temper tantrums any time, and I didn’t feel like cleaning up a bowl of popcorn, or explaining to my parents why I was watching porn with my little sister at 12:45 in the morning.

could you type any fucking slower?

OP how old was she?

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answer OP

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>just started learning about that stuff
>confirmed 13-14 year old

Not a loli, faggot!

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>implying they live in the same country as you
fucking dumbass

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Idk my school was weird they taught that shit in 5th grade... though i honestly dont know the legality of when your allowed to teach that stuff though

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lucky bastard

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roliin to keep thread alive

She was still going at the popcorn. She navigated her way back to the porn section of the channels and for some reason, she decided to pick some shitty vampire themed one, probably a parody of 50 Shades of Grey for some shit. The premise was literally a damn pizza man who came up to a castle, gives some chicks garlic on their pizza, and they start fucking like rabbits. I couldn’t watch for 5 seconds without laughing my ass off as I can only get off to doujinshi these days. But she seemed pretty absorbed.
I’d been pretending to browse twitter and shit on my phone for a while, and looked up to see a nasty ass creampie scene. I gave my sister another sideways glance. Interestingly enough, she had run out of popcorn. Her hands were not dipping in and out of the bowl as I expected them to be, but rather they were inside her shorts in what was the most obvious display of masturbation I had ever seen.

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Doubledubs fuckin check'd

Now this is what i call a GET

Damn...

legally? That falls to the school districts and their respective states. Most usually give some sort of super-general-very-little-specifics thing in 4th or 5th grade and then they get a little more involved until you get all the way to "sex is evil and you will get all the STDs if you have it before you're married" talks in high school.

FLICKIN DAH BEAN

Fucking checked

quints checked, nice OP

check'd

Go away

*claps*

Jigga

You mean you cunts didn't get sex Ed when you were 9?

What kinda fuck'n school ya go to? Home-schooling?

Fucking disgrace

Quads, you fucking tool.

She was wearing those real short Nike shorts, the type girls her age were wearing all the time, the type where you could see all of those legs she’d just recently started shaving and just a peek of her red-striped panties. I averted my eyes. I felt sick to my stomach with guilt for ogling her. The quick glance of her touching herself made me more aroused than the entirety of the time I’d spent watching porn with her.

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What's her age then?

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>you could see all those legs
>all those legs
OP what fucking species is your sister?

>MRW good get but not on climax of post

She's probably a spider

obvious, spider loli

Truth trips.

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You should know that, Satan.

Well I wouldn't complain

nice one, enjoy Satan.

Confirmed

I like this thread

can't believe i got fucking Satan

Rollan

You're welcome

For obvious reasons, let’s say her name’s Sarah for now.
“Sarah…” I said meekly. “You’ve gotta cut that out. Go to your room or something.”
Her breathing, which had been quick and shallow before, seemed to stop entirely. I could tell without even looking at her how flustered she was. “I…I, um, no. Sorry, I kinda forgot you were there.”
Ouch. Seriously, I was that forgettable of a presence to her?
“Alright, whatever. Give me back the controller.”
“No.”
I looked at her. “Are you serious? What if mom and dad came up here? You know how much fuckin’ trouble I’d get in?”
“Yeah, but National Treasure was just really…boring.” She raised her line of sight to my face. We made eye contact, and then broke it off almost immediately.
“Um, okay. Just a little longer,” I said.

ffs can you type any slower?

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dude learn how to use a fucking keyboard

No fucking kidding.

For someone thats not greentexting your taking such a long time

>National Treasure
>Boring

Now I know this story is not grounded in reality at all

This thread is delivering, just not in the way OP wanted.

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Can this just be a get thread already?

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Fuck it. I'm getting bored waiting so roll.

it already is...

Someone screen cap please

I'd recomend you write it down on a notepad, then post the story and wait for an AMA, cause this thread is gonna 404 before you end

OP

fuck it lets do this...

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TOPJEJ

fuck it

Acceptable.

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Still a long way to go for that, as long as the thread doesn't get hijacked by faggots we should be fine

Aye

Roll IDK

rahlin

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here's a picture of OP
hurry the fuck up man

plsno

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