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/shotput/ Rio Olympics 2016: Big Val Edition
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nice roids idiot
20.42
>tfw no behemoth athletes
would put my shot in her, who's with me Sup Forumsros?
Belarus grill is actually a qt
I'd let her crush my balls if you know what i mean
Nice pathetic genes, pastry-munching pussy.
;___;
>tfw no waifu at olympics
Indeed. She'd fucking rekt your pener tho.
>even the olympians of muricans are fat
>making a thread for an event that is already over
For what purpose?
Anyway what are the hopes for Jacko Gill and Tom Walsh in the men's event?
maybe if you'd lose some fat and actually train we'd be able to compete with Val
enjoy touching penises
Execute all namefags.
how did this happen?
She always crashes and hurts herself :^(
Based EANF Man dropping truth bombs
bought my computer desk off trademe, rocked up to the seller and it was Valerie Adams
signed it saying "happy birthday" even though it was for xmas. good girl
> these obese black Americans
At this point I'm sure her skeleton is more metal than bone.
SHE'S HUNGARY FOR SILVER
>ywn get to to suckle and lick big vals monster clit
>tfw you will never get to nurture and look after her
Do we get silver with the american or do they count cm-s too?
Oh my?........
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
NEW SHITLAND BACKED THE FUCK OUT
Fuck....
nvm
Holy shit Val about to get blown the fuck out.
Good to see that someone might win a medal for the SBW family.
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POO PEELAND ON POOICIDE WATCH
NEW ZEASILVER KEKS BTFO YET AGAIN
THE SHEEBOON
SHE'S ROIDING
WHAT
WHAT
USA
>Throws PB in last throw of Olympics to win gold
Really makes you think.
LITERALLY LOST TO AN OBESE BLACK WOMAN
SHAME ON YOU KIWIS
TOP KEK
Too many gayass silvers
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ROIDS
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I can't believe it
Fuck
Literally the best throw she will ever have
>WE WUZ SHOT PUT
>poo peeland
>1 gold 6 (SIX) silvers
Fuck this country is a bunch of cuckolds
JUST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
welp time for work
Kekd
>behind canada in standings
Feels good not being the anglosphere loser
Fluke
Sup Forums BTFO
Even the aussie commentators are blowing us the fuck out.
This is just about the perfect example of not counting your chickens before they hatch.
I was okay with letting that amazing Kiwi win this because she looked like a true olympian
Makes up for Phelps' silver
FOR GOD SAKE NEW ZEALAND WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THE AMERICAN WINNING ANOTHER GOLD????
>getting cucked by Oprah
Went to school with her
Her dad taught PE
FUCK AMERICANS
I blame the faggot who made this thread desu
Shut up frenchie.
This is the worst NZ olympics in recent history,
no doubt about it
just wait 6 months and the baboon will be done for drugs
SECOND BEST IS FIRST LOSER
brb gotta bash the family
So typical of NZ
Get ahead, start coasting and then get absolutely blown the fuck out in the final minute
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE
IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN
Yup
What about our single gold and three silvers at Sydney?
Adams deserved to lose desu she didn't push herself on throws 3-4-5 at all after taking the lead
Typical Kiwi choking
So did Val intentionally drop her 4th and 5th shots?
>you wont give comfort to Val tonight
why live
Already smashed em 2bh
There are no brakes on this train
won't happen to the warriors tonight, surely
surely
Definitely not as bad as that but that was 16 years ago
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET US WIN ONE OR TWO GOLDS YOU SELFISH PRICKS
fucking seething lads
Yea she stepped out on purpose
pls don't commit pooicide
HAHAHA that's make it even funnier
USA
S
A
for what purpose? She thought she couldn't do any better?
Why does the leader even have to throw?
I reckon they should only have to throw if they're behind. Kind of like the High Jump. And save the extra attempts for when needed.
An American dies by my hand tonight
ALLAHU SHOTBAR
The throws were below her best you munter. It's not a cumulative total event.
KEKED
They were worse throws
Some athletes don't like the mental state seeing worse results puts you in
plz no. How about we tie for gold in something and become allies for life.
Oh she actually threw it? My bad. I thought she just walked out without attempting because she thought she already won
We got swimming
check
We got gymnastics
check
We got Basketball where both women and men are competing for gold
check
Now we need to add throwing to that list because we just literally obliterated NZ.
Nah she threw. The only one to fuck up before throwing was the bad USA girl. She dropped the shot warming up pre throw
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEEETTTTT
Reminder that only three NZ athletes have ever been caught doping with PED's and one of them turned out of be a former Russian.
NZ confirmed for cleanest, most fair athletes per capita.
How will New Zealand ever recover?
Yeah I saw Raven fucking that up
So do you guys have any last gold hopes?
>swimming
No surprise, you're literally swimbabby: the country
>apehoop
Gee what a shock.
The only impressive ones there are gymnastics and shotput
2 rowers
A kayaker
There was 1 or 2 more as well