/shotput/ Rio Olympics 2016: Big Val Edition

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nice roids idiot

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>tfw no behemoth athletes

would put my shot in her, who's with me Sup Forumsros?

Belarus grill is actually a qt

I'd let her crush my balls if you know what i mean

Nice pathetic genes, pastry-munching pussy.

;___;

>tfw no waifu at olympics

Indeed. She'd fucking rekt your pener tho.

>even the olympians of muricans are fat

>making a thread for an event that is already over
For what purpose?

Anyway what are the hopes for Jacko Gill and Tom Walsh in the men's event?

maybe if you'd lose some fat and actually train we'd be able to compete with Val

enjoy touching penises

Execute all namefags.

how did this happen?

She always crashes and hurts herself :^(

Based EANF Man dropping truth bombs

bought my computer desk off trademe, rocked up to the seller and it was Valerie Adams

signed it saying "happy birthday" even though it was for xmas. good girl

> these obese black Americans

At this point I'm sure her skeleton is more metal than bone.

SHE'S HUNGARY FOR SILVER

>ywn get to to suckle and lick big vals monster clit

>tfw you will never get to nurture and look after her

Do we get silver with the american or do they count cm-s too?

Oh my?........

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

NEW SHITLAND BACKED THE FUCK OUT

Fuck....

nvm

Holy shit Val about to get blown the fuck out.

Good to see that someone might win a medal for the SBW family.

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POO PEELAND ON POOICIDE WATCH

NEW ZEASILVER KEKS BTFO YET AGAIN

THE SHEEBOON

SHE'S ROIDING

WHAT


WHAT


USA

>Throws PB in last throw of Olympics to win gold

Really makes you think.

LITERALLY LOST TO AN OBESE BLACK WOMAN

SHAME ON YOU KIWIS

TOP KEK

Too many gayass silvers

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ROIDS
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I can't believe it

Fuck

Literally the best throw she will ever have

>WE WUZ SHOT PUT

>poo peeland

>1 gold 6 (SIX) silvers

Fuck this country is a bunch of cuckolds

JUST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

welp time for work

Kekd

>behind canada in standings

Feels good not being the anglosphere loser

Fluke

Sup Forums BTFO

Even the aussie commentators are blowing us the fuck out.

This is just about the perfect example of not counting your chickens before they hatch.

I was okay with letting that amazing Kiwi win this because she looked like a true olympian

Makes up for Phelps' silver

FOR GOD SAKE NEW ZEALAND WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THE AMERICAN WINNING ANOTHER GOLD????

>getting cucked by Oprah

Went to school with her

Her dad taught PE

FUCK AMERICANS

I blame the faggot who made this thread desu

Shut up frenchie.

This is the worst NZ olympics in recent history,

no doubt about it

just wait 6 months and the baboon will be done for drugs

SECOND BEST IS FIRST LOSER

brb gotta bash the family

So typical of NZ

Get ahead, start coasting and then get absolutely blown the fuck out in the final minute

IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE

IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN

Yup

What about our single gold and three silvers at Sydney?

Adams deserved to lose desu she didn't push herself on throws 3-4-5 at all after taking the lead

Typical Kiwi choking

So did Val intentionally drop her 4th and 5th shots?

>you wont give comfort to Val tonight

why live

Already smashed em 2bh

There are no brakes on this train

won't happen to the warriors tonight, surely

surely

Definitely not as bad as that but that was 16 years ago

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET US WIN ONE OR TWO GOLDS YOU SELFISH PRICKS
fucking seething lads

Yea she stepped out on purpose

pls don't commit pooicide

HAHAHA that's make it even funnier

USA
S
A

for what purpose? She thought she couldn't do any better?

Why does the leader even have to throw?

I reckon they should only have to throw if they're behind. Kind of like the High Jump. And save the extra attempts for when needed.

An American dies by my hand tonight
ALLAHU SHOTBAR

The throws were below her best you munter. It's not a cumulative total event.

KEKED

They were worse throws
Some athletes don't like the mental state seeing worse results puts you in

plz no. How about we tie for gold in something and become allies for life.

Oh she actually threw it? My bad. I thought she just walked out without attempting because she thought she already won

We got swimming

check

We got gymnastics

check

We got Basketball where both women and men are competing for gold

check

Now we need to add throwing to that list because we just literally obliterated NZ.

Nah she threw. The only one to fuck up before throwing was the bad USA girl. She dropped the shot warming up pre throw

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEEETTTTT

Reminder that only three NZ athletes have ever been caught doping with PED's and one of them turned out of be a former Russian.

NZ confirmed for cleanest, most fair athletes per capita.

How will New Zealand ever recover?

Yeah I saw Raven fucking that up

So do you guys have any last gold hopes?

>swimming

No surprise, you're literally swimbabby: the country

>apehoop

Gee what a shock.

The only impressive ones there are gymnastics and shotput

2 rowers
A kayaker
There was 1 or 2 more as well