Has there ever been a more butthurt country than the united kingdom...

Has there ever been a more butthurt country than the united kingdom? They keep getting BTFO by Americans in swimming and they are mediocre at best in all other events. They are SO FUCKING MAD. They bitch like cock-sucking twinks in every thread about a gold medal American athlete. Its fucking hilarious.

>mediocre
>track cycling

Pick one

BTFO
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>Relying on literally 2 (Two) people who are good at swimming to carry your whole nation

Settle down, lad.

Don't bully please

Is an bicycle an athlete?

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Oh Sup Forums tonight, it's Leaflandia.

>brits are mad
>he says while making this thread
It's called banter, la

>capitalizing words for emphasis

Good to know that I can just discard this post.

>Britain
>shaped world history for a millennium

>USA
>?

Those two people are better than all 366 of the Athletes from the uk COMBINED. Get fucked faggot.

i wish we were just a us state.

>?
Broke up with you, then saved your ass Ina couple of world wars because we could.

Then beat your ass in every Olympics ever.

I told you to settle down. Don't make me come over there and ride a bike over your face.

>i-i-i-it was just banter guys, i swear!

>medal table without swimming

really makes you think

uk just got BTFO in the 50m. The ride never ends.

USA status confirmed to be banterblasted.

>We

What part of shitting your bed and filling piss bottles helped in world wars?

It's

Is an bicycle a athlete

You fucking tourist

fukken saved. Thanks for the pic!

Come to /cycling/ one day pal. You wouldn't have a clue but it would be fun to bantz you all the way back to Atlantis

Mediocre banter, must be butthurt irish diaspora

My god you guys REALLY hate the Irish don't you?

t. Patrick O'Hare

What can you expect from a country who lost against Iceland in a sport invented by them? ROFL
They are the cuckest country on earth

Its not banter. Its just an objective observation. Youre country is a has-been in pretty much all regards.

>it's another british thread
You guys are obsessed with us

fuck all you teenage american sloots, you're tarnishing our flag. the brits talk a lot of shit, that's what makes them british. so take the stick out of your ass and go post on Sup Forums where you Sup Forumselong.

They've killed more brits per capita than muslims have killed americans.

That answer your question?

>says the country that gets cucked out of its own islands by a bigger island thousands of miles away

We've destroyed you in every event so far

>tennis
>rugby
>hockey

Well... you DID take their country and brutally savage them for 800 years.

gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette

I'm not taking sides. We have done a lot of fucked up shit. But I just think it's interesting.

That was just banter, m8.

No one really cares here. The only team >we want to beat is Australia.

Ireland wasn't a country until it was British, so screw you.

There is something we can ALL agree on.

The Americans used to fund the IRA, and thus supported and gave money to a known terrorist organisation.

You're the most hypocritical people on earth.

I'm only ever happy when we finish above both France and Australia.

The UK and Aus sports ministers even have bets with forefits on the Olympics.

>Frogstomping throughout history
Feels good lads

Beating Russia and Germany is enough for me, we need to show them who Europe belongs to

Brits have the best qt's in this olympics and americans have the ugliest women.
Bradley wiggins is way more impressive than silver phelps

irish immigrants living in america funded the ira, not the american government.

Yeah yeah, whatever you say. Keep eating that shit.

A R S E
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Whatever you say Jamal.

lol, this is well known. how would the ira benefit the american government at all? it would have severely hurt reagan's re-election chances if something like that got leaked.

My divefu. Though she didn't win a medal and I hope she feels ashamed.

Actually, that's the point: it helps America politicians support the IRA, so they get the Irish-American vote.

Several US states officially recognise Ulster as part of the Republic. After Thatcher died, a Rep tried to veto a motion in her memory, for Irish nationalist reasons. Every presidential candidate, including Trump, has sucked up to IRA leaders.

This all happened to win vote, not lose them.

Claimed. I'll treat her better