Holy fuck Sup Forumsros. My roommate just walked in on me jacking off to tranny porn...

Holy fuck Sup Forumsros. My roommate just walked in on me jacking off to tranny porn. He's a total jock normie and I think he'll tell everyone at school. What the fuck do I do?

You're at the most liberal place in the whole fucking world: College.

No one will care.

Nothing? Lock your door next time.

Fuck him, If hes a true Chad, then he'll be to embarassed to tell anyone. blackmail him with that shit

Be more careful next time

But if he's a true chad won't he not understand a feminine penis and tell everyone I'm gay? Effectively fucking my prospects with any girls here?

Then sucks his dick so he stays quiet.

you are jacking off to someone with a penis. the last thing you should be worried about is girls fag.

Chads dont like to be associated with anyone thats not a Chad or a Stacy. It'll tarnish his Chad rep if its found out his roommate likes trannys

Own up to it and date a tranny for a while. Prove you're alpha and get what you want.

Guess it's time you made the switch to faggotry. Seeing that you already jack off to faggotry, it should be a smooth and easy transition.
Take heart, every faggot is attracted to every other faggot. All you need to be is a fellow faggot, and there will be cock and ass for you everywhere you go. You will be awash in come.
Enjoy your new life you dirty queen.

>....Is what I would say if I swallowed this bait.

You're gonna have to dress up like a little slut and seduce him

If he saids something about it just say "Lol you haven't tried that yet? Fucking normie, GTFO"

>feminine penis
Faggot

>zomg guys every2 nos i gey n now im gona hav to fit cybr bylis n b non 4 cok

Stop jerking to homosexual porn you fucking faggot weeb.

This site is officially nothing but homos.

Stop caring what normie faglords think. Let him in that boipussy though

he said he was in school, so yeah right

ur so fucking gay kys

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you're gay why do you care about girls?

dress up like a girl, get on your knees and tell him you will do whatever he wants if he doesn't tell

A rope will do I guess

If you jack it to tranny pron then you're probably gay, experiment and see if it's more than a fetish.

You're not really fucked either you could just tell girls that you're bi and they'll be into it