Whats up Sup Forums. I just got out of jail. Why you ask? Because I got caught selling week for the 5th time...

Whats up Sup Forums. I just got out of jail. Why you ask? Because I got caught selling week for the 5th time. Got put in for 2 years. Best 2 years of my life. Op is not a faggot this time and im willing to go back to jail. Trips decide how I get put back. I am also going on the run for as long as I can for a bit of fun challenge. No murder or rape. Will stream the crime live. Start rolling faggots.

Weed* ffs....

Tax fraud

Burglarize a store during open hours.

(A)Child Porn
(B)Shit into your hand and throw it at a cop
(C)Reenact Harambe by pushing a nigger into the gorilla park at the zoo
Or
(D)Walk up to a black police officer and say
>Have you been rolling in too much mud pig?

Roll for these options anyone?

A

Punch a cop

Armed Robbery

or just breaking and entering

wut retard state do u live in?

sell more drugz m8

Either of this.

C)

Sup Forums

Sup Forums

B

masturbate in a museum

armed robbery, while naked, fapping with one hand and gun with the other

Streak in the police station

B

reroll

Sup Forums

Go to a Mcdonalds
Get uo in the counter
Drop your pants off
Start masturbating
After you finish steal all the money
Run nigga run

don't.

Reroll

>e
roll

Start a punk band, build a reputation for shitting on stage, flinging it at the audience, eating it, smearing it on yourself, beating the shit out of the audience, sexually assaulting them, and doing insane amounts of drugs. Then go on tour until you end up in the hospital or jail. Or dead. Whatever.

Rape a random guy.

public beastiality

THIS !

>1.- get blood extraction equipment
>2.- pay guy with aids for blood
>3.- insert blood into really powerful water gun
>4.- shoot water gun at someone you hate (bonus if someone famous everyone hates)
if you wanna go back to jail, at least do it in style

C)

>Paint anuses on valuable paintings
>Don't tell cellie what you are in for
>Profit

Sell weed at a church

Go to a place where children are doing a soccer practice or some other sport and strip yourself naked and join the practice with them.

Dress up as clown, entice children into woods with money.

Get gun, shoot gorilla or Leslie Jones, whichever you find first

Engage in piracy without a Letter of Marquis

Download as much cp as you can and send in a tip about yourself to the FBI.

Destroy a Daisy

Commit mass murder with only a Kazoo.

Gun down the prez nominees

What's the matter kid? Don't you like clowns? Ain't we fuckin' funny? Don't we make you fuckin' laugh? Listen, I'ma come back here in an hour and if you can't give me a good reason why you don't like clowns, I'ma kill your entire fuckin' family. Now go on, git!

Fuck your mama

Rolling for C

Rerolling + bump

Littering

Go up to every family you see and offer to bathe their children in exchange for crack

>(D)

This ain't Europe son. We got freedom of speech, and also the cops carry guns and will shoot you in your fucking face even though you're white, if you mouth off to them.

so why was jail so great?

>three square meals a day
>cable TV and shit
>gym facilities
>getting laid constantly

Shit, those animals have it better that a lot of hard working, decent folks like myself do. They should make it a place that those fucks don't ever want to go back to again. That'll solve our runaway crime problem. Remember this thread was made by an unrepentant marijuana addict and drug lord. Oh well, at least Jesus is just, and Hell awaits this piece of shit when he finally ODs.

Publically say you've joined isis and "leak" your next attack

rob a bank

Trash a kfc while screaming nigger, nigger, chicken dinner

Go on a joy ride straight into sandy hook school building

Offer weed to a cop

reroll

laid with men right?
guess its good if ur gay or bi

On the 13th of every month, threaten to blow up some government building near you at 12 noon, sharp. Start with the post office and continue from there, see how long you can mask yourself until the find you.