My gf wants to know what i fap to. how do i explain loli to her?

my gf wants to know what i fap to. how do i explain loli to her?

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You dont faggot just say normie porn

You donĀ“t, you just lie nigga

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Seriously just lie

>how do i explain loli to her?
how old is she?

"Little girls but only cartoon ones"

It's easy, loli is good, loli is life

>i fap to cartoons
>cartoons of underage girls
>they usually have incest themes

You sure she'll still be your gf after that?

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If you still want a gf afterwards, keep your mouth shut

Make her lead off when it comes to Neiche stuff, probe for loli/shota/beast stuff on her side

"I'm a pedophile." should do it.

use lolipop. explain how small, sweet and fragile it is. good luck

simple.dont

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Im pedo

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Don't say this, for fucks sake.

I told my gf and now she pretends to be a loli for me. How long have you guys been together?

>HURR DURR I FAP TO DRAWN LITTLE GIRLS

You don't tell her you idiot.

Say that you enjoy themes of innocence. Separetley say that you think drawn girls are really hot - you can achieve unrealistic/ideal body types. Saying loli outright is suicide.
>But if she's with you chances are she's ok with degeneracy.

just tell her most girls are into it too they just don't wanna admit it

I dont know exactly what you should say, but make sure the words arnt too big, for her sake.

Just tell her

Make her shave her vagina, and call you papa when you penetrate her.

maybe she's into loli, maybe she's into shota, maybe she's actually a female pedo, maybe she's into beast, maybe she's a normie, maybe she's a scat freak. your best bet is either using the sex questionaire OR making catagories and working your way down the list.

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Straight up user you do not tell her the truth, you say you fap to the same shit everyone else does. If she's your soulmate, and I mean that in a "Holy shit how could two people be so compatible even after several years" way, you can say that sometimes you like the whole schoolgirl outfit thing or petite girls.

And that's it, because at that point maybe you'll get her to do the school girl thing, but seeing as you she can't turn into a little loli cartoon, you gain NOTHING you benefit NOTHING from telling her - you only stand to lose.

Know your battles.

Tru user, but how do you achieve this in conversation/

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DON'T

Conversation, if Via Digital pull up the sexionnaire.com and make a pair. in person, start with "what tame fetishes do you have/porn do you want" and then work your way upto "is there anything extreme you are into?"

Oh lord :'l

I'll let you skip a few steps and we'll cut to the chase - She's not. She's not into that shit. It is rare *amongst guys* to be into that shit, let alone women.

Your win/loss ratio is massive, don't be a moron because the internet has skewed your expectations of women.

you may be surprised, there's a frankly SCARY number of women into young boys to the point where if you can pass for a young or early teen then there is BANK to be made as a whore for them to pretend you are their kid/kids friend

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The only people who get loli are other people who like loli.
The only people who get pedos are other pedos.

You tell no one, you share nothing. Nobody will ever call the police, no one will ever shame or turn you away. No one needs to know because if things dont pan out, that shit can still ruin your life as long as they know and still live.

Pics related?

>It is rare *amongst guys*

Download about 10gb of straight quality porn, then show her. Like this you can lie and get away with it, cause the fap material is right there.

Irony for you user, i've been messing with people of late by using the vague terms that gay people use when prosecuted for the thing they didn't get to choose before going "the person i'm on about is, of course, a pedophile"

people sorta... Fracture when their empathy and hate clash

>don't be a moron because the internet has skewed your expectations of women

You may want to read this bit again, You've been on Sup Forums too long

realistically, do you think i'll be put on a list for saving list, or you think feds won't care?

You don't. You keep that shit locked down deep inside of you just like all of your emotions like men are supposed to.

She may love you now but when it's over she will use everything you ever told her to fuck you over.

Like everyone else said in this thread, just simply DO NOT DO IT.
Unless there's the incredibly rare chance that she'll be cool with it due to her own similar fetish (like shota, bitches love the shota), there will be absolutely no other result aside from being ostracized by her and everybody she tells that you're a weirdo who faps to underage girls.

depending on your definition of loli you can hide behind the "nearly all men" wall as 90% of hetro men are biologically more strongly attracted to 13-14 year old females than anything else.

Start by telling her that you're into Moe.

One thing user COULD do is set up/ease in with Straight Shota. if shes not into it get her into it, then branch from there. it's all about finding your launch zones.

Since user isn't into little boys there, he's into being shown the wonders of sex and sexuality by a knowledgeable woman and being guided into that new world

Can this be a woman hate thread now?

No. this is the opposite of that, this is a love of loli's and sharing it with similair minded females thread

Explain pls

I'm rarely on Sup Forums. usafag? only been there once so don't know how common it is there, is it hard to get in shops?

Then explain that you also like cosplay.

If she loves you, she'll meet you halfway. And halfway from Moe cosplay puts you in good territory no matter how she reacts.

too soon

Pedophilia is a trait that people don't get a say in, by Removing the word from your vocabulary you can tell the target, all about your friend who is living in fear because of their sexuality, fear of persecution, prosecution even assault or death over something they never got a say in! they can never be with someone they genuinely care about lest people find out and they be tormented for it.

Then once you have them nice and Pro-Friend because obviously you are talking about a closeted gay/lesbian/trans, you can inform them that you are glad that they support your pedophillic friend.

Cos now they have to decide if they go back on Everything they have said and believe and all that empathy you built, or admit something 95% of people REALLY don't want to

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Show her anime first, explaining, that obviously, with the big eyes, they're basically westernized drawings. Then go on about explaining, how most of japanese porn is about rape, you only have to show her some random porn to support that claim, those bitches always squeal like they are being skinned alive with a hot knife.

So having established that they are westernized drawings, and japs are big on rape, tell them they like their rape the best when the subject is unspoiled, innocent, that's where age play comes into the picture. With drawings you aren't restricted to young looking adults so there you go, all of these artists draw characters, who have the appearance of children, because they are innocent.

The phrasing here is crucial. They ARE NOT children, they only appear to be, for the sake of being genuine. Not genuine children, but genuinely innocent.

If at this point you still have a girlfriend, good for you.

Confirmed pedophile

There's a reason people hate pedos

>I'm into rape, not rape play, actual rape
user THAT IS A WORSE ANSWER THAN THE "I LIKE KIDS" ONE

Let's hope then, that OP's girlfriend is not as retarded as you, completely misinterpreting the whole thing. There is nothing "actual" about drawings.

kneejerk reaction because the media portrays them all as sexual predators and Rapists ignoring the fact that you can spin any group like that.

Can the social engineers gtfo.
No ones falling for that cunt

Your're just helping the cause: SAY NOTHING.

>Then go on about explaining, how most of japanese porn is about rape, you only have to show her some random porn to support that claim, those bitches always squeal like they are being skinned alive with a hot knife.


user kills himself Right The Fuck There on that plan.

there are exactly 2 options, make her lead and go no further than her. or Say Nothing.

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Consensual or not, pedos deserve a bullet in the head because their illness can't be treated.

You don't, you tell her you're into teens, school uniforms or some shit like that to test the waters. You tell her about the loli about 15 years into marriage.

So what? I can't make loli look good, nobody can. I can only try explaining the underlying motives as best as I can, from the least fucked up perspective.

the LEAST fucked up perspective? Would be Size Difference, a Slight power exchange and the Innocence/Schoolgirl angle.....

my gf likes loli

That still doesn't explain where all this shit comes from, why it exists, only that it exists. If you want to explain someone why nazis are bad, you better fucking start with 1939.

and im a unicorn

lucky user is lucky

why does it exist?
Because someone realised they could combine all 3 of those fetishes into a single superfetish.

We don't want why loli is BAD, you want to be explaining why the nazi's weren't as bad as people make them out to be, eg, proved smoking causes cancer.

even I was very hesitant to talk to her about it. I wouldn't recommend telling ur gf unless u are very sure

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>EDGY KEYBOARD WHITEKNIGHTS ASSEMMMBLEEEEEE

Is she even worth it user, post pics or you're a fag.

kek get killed pedo, you're littering the human race

You aren't explaining, you're beating around the bush. Without an ounce of honesty, anyone you try to explain loli with that angle will smell bullshit in 10 seconds.

>giving a fuck about humanity
>shitpost in 4chin

let me tell you something, a Large number of people who like loli, aren't into rape of any kind, especially not the actual pedophile ones, runs kinda counter productive to the Phile part.

>but seeing as you she can't turn into a little loli cartoon
They could age roleplay, but the chances of that working are incredibly slim.

The nazis were fucking saints!

Exactly user! exactly

Make sure to do what this user did OP, its foolproof!

you dont

No, the closest you're coming with that bullshit is a Narcissistic Manchild Faggot thread. Sadly, that's pretty much every thread on Sup Forums so your request is declined on account of being trite and redundant. Now fuck off.

You realize where you are right???

you got guts man. what happened next?

P.S. Claim its not attraction to little girls but cats!

Hi Tumbler

>implying Nazis didn't do anything before 1939

Time to drink your prune juice and go to bed. Your mommy's calling.

PSS: Or you could also claim your into goru!!

A fellow enlightened adult *tips fedora*

Mine wants to know what I fap to too. How do I explain to her that I browse /d/, read trap and futa hentai and enjoy sissies? She already knows I am bi-curious and seen my anal toys. we will even have sex with tail plugs in, but idk, telling her I enjoy chicks with dicks and shotas might be too much. I can just keep that a secret with me forever and never mention to her.

Date a girl thats into loli and you won't need to ask this question