I have a ceo simulation for business class that runs the entire semester. I've been assigned an ice cream company...

I have a ceo simulation for business class that runs the entire semester. I've been assigned an ice cream company. Help me name it b.

shave balls

Cold balls

frosted butts

Scoopz

Reverse Holocaust

The ice box

Cream Dreams

Creamy Cones

Mouthful of Cream

Ice Hard Cones

Creamfilled Cones

Lick Sticks (if it's ice pops instead of soft or hard serve)

Creamy Creams

I have advanced research this semester. I have to R&D a new circuit for a hospital's solar panels. I need to find a current shunt that will prevent their batteries from exploding. Then I have to present my research at PhysCon. Ive got 5 pages due on Wednesday and I've only written 1. I'm too concise for paperwork.

Kikedyke bars

Creams amd Dreams

Mud Slipper

Dairy Queen

Dairy Cream

Cream Barn

Conan Cream... get it? Cone and cream

this

>1 paragraph essay
>due in a week
>haven't even started

How fucked am I?

You Scream
UsCream
make it spooky skellington themed or some shit.
I don't know, I'm not a faggot. You wont be a good CEO getting other people to do your shit for you.

myJizz

>final papers due 6 years ago
>still haven't turned them in or showed up to class

How fucked am I?