Eternal /got/ general

fuck off jonsa shippers edition

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Preston

Nth for cuckoldry.

First for god

youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks

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who /ladystoneheart/ here?

>The girl raised up her head but made no answer. She had no tongue to answer with, the Damphair knew. He licked his lips, and tasted salt.
euron
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Is he gonna make it, guys?

Wait, Coldhands is taking Bran back to the wall? That's fucking it?

Why the fuck did he come up there?

Preston Jacobs here in the new thread. Ask me anything /got/.

Anyone have any suggestions for what I should do to shoutout you guys in my next video? I've been meaning to officially come out as a /got/ poster

Based autist

Why is the sam/gilly story line taking up so much space? He doesn't even have the horn of winter, we're episode 6 in of 10, and he hasn't even reached oldtown

Reminder
R + L = 3 dragon eggs.

Lyanna died laying them.

Never

What is dead may never die!

to meet 3er
is your attention span that fucking low?

>Anyone have any suggestions for what I should do to shoutout you guys in my next video? I've been meaning to officially come out as a /got/ poste
Everybody already knows.

Mention Jonsa

Reminder that Cogman did Dorne/11

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>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.

Dorne is literally Cogman's own fanfiction that he talked D&D into using.

So where's the based leaks for next episode? We have had one every fucking week so far. All have been right.

Euron will make it through. Aeron, not so much. That is likely his last or second last chapter, he's fucked.

>That random ass corkscrew plot of Sansa randomly keeping secrets and distrusting jon

Literally for what purpose

Anyone else dropped the show but still enjoying /got/?

The threads are pretty awful but its fun to see people complain after the episode.

great stuff with the arya plotline

literally nothing has happened the last 2 seasons, guess she learned to get beat up by a stick

You sound like a real faggot, Fake Preston.

I don't understand, he used to be the silver lining in previous seasons.

yara is going to become daynaynays lesbian gf

I wish GRRM would stop spoiling TWOW chapter by chapter. Pretty fucking lame that we know 1/10 of the book already.

I only watch the show for /got/

Nobody likes Dany.

>he's fucked
What is dead. May never die.

HOLD THE DOOR GENTLE GIANT.

>hyped for the next episode

REMINDER that the Maesters are responsible for the death of the dragons

And Summerhall

And the doom of Valyria

Reminder it will go on sale at the end of this season. Cap this post

targaryens are the eregion elves of GoT

no, youre literally the only one you fucking loser
i bet you watched got on brettygud with the other anons instead of with a group of friends weekly

I like Dany

Literally every chapter he's released has been of a tertiary POV and they're all holdovers from ADWD. He's never going to finish the book, get that through your head.

but they're not lizard people?

I don't think it's that she distrusts Jon, she just knows he wouldn't pass up the allegiance of the Vale and she doean't want to team up with Littlefinger for personal reasons that she knows aren't more important than winning.

Promise me, Ned.

>Trying to waste my time before I go to bed by binging the season
>Get to ep. 5
>At the beginning
>Sansa basically tells LF and his big ass army to fuck off
Should I just go to bed now?

I never took the character as a genius but I can't fathom this bullshit.

WHO FUCKING HYPE FOR LYANNA?

>tfw he tells the bastard girl that they will feast in the Drowned God's halls soon enough

Aeron has been through so much pain so many times, he just wants it to end at this point.

He gets salty when D&D ruin something, so he's anxiously reminding fans that the books still exist. He's gone into panic mode in my opinion.

I watched one episode this season with friends, and it was fun hanging out. But damn this show sucks as bad as when I stopped (s4e9), so I definitely have no desire to watch more.

Nope. Not saying that. Go eat a dick.

What's wrong, kid. Triggered by a stronk woman?

Cause she can't fully trust anyone anymore.

She hasn't talked to Jon in fucking years, she and Jon never got along well in the first place, couldn't trust anyone in King's Landing, learned she couldn't trust Dontos cause he was just doing as he was told for gold, and learned she couldn't trust Littlefinger cause he "gave" her to Ramsay. And now they're both vying for power based on supporters and Sansa's a woman, who are typically not listened to and used for political shit like marriages which they can't refuse but man can since no laws can force a man to marry.

please for r'hllor sake tell me that's not lyanna mormont

You're retarded. ADOS is never coming out but TWOW will be released.

>they're all holdovers from ADWD.
I don't go on reddit often but something I noticed is how /got/ vs reddit takes this information. They assume this means a long book. We take it as hes not wrote anything.

Not him but you're the one who seems to be lacking understanding. Succession lines aren't set in stone and are bent and reinterpreted as the politics of the time require. Just look to history. Phillip V of France and Henry VII are prime examples.

Kek, I just looked up this faggot. Look at this manlet.

kill you're self my man

At last, we're returning the rightful plotpoints of the books.

I think her personal reasons are the best possible personal reasons you can have for not liking someone but you don't have to like someone who'll help you stay alive, let alone take back your home.

It's too bad your opinion is retarded, kill yourself.

Shit, I thought he could be trusted

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Not until Jonsa has been confirmed and I've fucked Milana Vayntrub and gotten her pregnant

whats the long con of the high sparrow?

Who here /hopingDandDareplayingthelongconandthatDanyisactuallyevilandwe'resupposedtobebeginningtohateher/?

Ultimate piss drinker showfag detected

Promise me, Ned.

>a tall girl will never hug you into her boobs
Why am I still watching this show

Why am I still alive?

not gonna happen Sansa doesn't want a stabby manlet.

Robert Baratheon laid out her villainy in season fucking 1. She will bring the tyranny of dragons and the horror of 100,000 dothraki screamers raping and burning Westeros.

Prepare King's Landing and the Seven Kingdoms for an easy takeover by the Walkers.

He's just a religious fanatic who is determined to restore the historic powers of the faith and bring the lords and ladies of the realm to heel under it.

None of the kingsguard just take the highsparrow out while Tommen is busy being cucked
>don't just blame it on the faith militant or rioting mobs
>They could even just send in Robert Strong to cave his head in like they did with random drifter
HS survives solely because literally everyone with power is too retarded to stop him

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Based Robert

>no gay porn or screenshot guides
Reddit really is annexing us.

Leave it up to a white male to mansplain

They don't stand a chance, my nigga

he;s german

I know that feel, being 6'1 has some downsides afterall

Jon's brave, strong, gentle, honorable, makes her feel safe, she'll learn she can actually trust him fully, and he knows how to use his tongue. She could do no better

HS is the Ramsey of King's Landing.

ewww

So how is Ramsey going to get killed? Anything other than Ghost tearing him apart will feel kinda lame imo.

>Hot Topic T-Shirt

Daily reminder Brienne kept Stannis alive and promised to keep it a secret. Daily reminder that when Tommen dies this season, Stannis will be the only true king alive as far as everyone is concerned.

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT

at last i truly see

Why don't the Others just send their massive army along the sea floor and emerge on the Westeros coast?

Sansa wargs gjost and rapes him to death

What? Isaac is British.

Their are weak against fish.

Fuck off Preston

>repeated kinslayer
>eligible to claim the throne

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Season 6 episode 6 was by far the worst episode they've ever done, in any season. The Dorne parts were more bearable. It was that bad. Episode 7 looks good though.

i can't wait until sansa rides the pod and is hooked for life

The funeral scene for Myrsella should have played out much better
>"Wow, HS, you're such a fucking ass and im going to kill you"
>Oh boy, you can try, but ill get my revenge when my mob takes you ouy
>Oh wait, i just realized you're the fucking Lord Commander of the god damn King's Guard
>You can probably whistle or snap your hand and get 30 so odd better trained, equipped, and experienced fighters and royally fuck my faith militant up
>Or you could just come back later with standard soldier AND kingsguard and resume this shaky pause
>or you could you know, kill me off in the same way you Lannisters are known for, in a dark corner where no one can attest to the crime

greenland on suicide watch

Preston is not a Stannisfag at all actually.

Explain? I enjoyed it a lot actually i'd like to hear some criticisms

Maegick

just saw the latest episode

it was shit

samwell is an unbearable idiot.

what the fuck is going on with bran exactly? does anyone even know? his plotline currently is just "big things are happening, tune in next week to see a little more!" at least benjen is back but i bet he'll be killed next episode because D&D hate interesting characters.

arya is going to be hunted and killed just to save a geriatric stage actress that she met 30 seconds ago. again, what an unbearable fucking idiot

suddenly the Freys are back after being gone four seasons, and apparently in all that time they've only managed to fail at finding Blackfish? hilarious. what a royally fucked up timeline this show has

desperately want something bad to happen to mary sue. every time she shows up i die a little inside. why are they laying her on so thick? she's suffocating the show.

at least the shit going on at king's landing is somewhat interesting. i'm vaguely excited to see what happens next now