Do not prove you are not black

Do not prove you are not black.

Instead, prove that you are white.

Remember, saying you work is not proof that you are white.
Saying you have a 3 inch dick is not proof that you are white.

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I eat every day

Come on. not proof. Try again.

I drink pumpkin spice lattes on a daily basis

I'm a man looking after my child. Alone.

I like to watch Polka and I go to wine mixers and I take silly pictures with my family and I have a dad

Hey, okay. That's decent. 7/10 white.

i hate black cucks

I'm middle class, live with my parents, had a good part of my college paid for (with living expenses) and unironically believed Simple Plan's "Welcome to My Life" described me until a year or so ago. I'm 22 btw.

This might count more for autism than white, but I'll try anyway.

i like fishing and golf

that just means your not black. every race hates blacks.

>scientist
>graduated with non-affirmative action scholarship
>childless
>never been in a fight
>6'3" and cannot dunk a basketball

I went to sailing camp at a yacht club when I was a kid.

Do I win?

Yeah they do. Everyone hates blacks. Even blacks. Fact. I'm black.

Listening to Yes

Could be a Puerto Rican that worked there.

not proof. try again.
The first is good. Second is decent (replace with another alcohol and then it works for another race) third and fourth are not proof.
not proof.
only simple plan relates. rest is not proof.
not proof. but 5/10.
best so far. 8/10
it's the yc that makes it good. 8/10
5/10 need more.

Mayonnaise is delicious, but I prefer to make my own using locally sourced eggs and Alton Brown's recipe from Good Eats. Sometimes when I use it to make tuna salad, I give some to my tabby. She fuckin' lives it!

we all know there are exceptions. "proof" is in the pudding.

I can afford to golf

I'm a big fan of Tenacious D. And I have a 401k.

I'm 37 and married living in the Pacific NW with no kids, no criminal record, and a 10 pound maltese poodle mix. Beat that faggots.

Definitely white

I have a STEM degree and am not Asian.

Trying to be top tier. Can't give you 9/10, but I'll go 8.5
man. not even close. come on.
very nice. not the 401k, but tenacious d is good.
doesn't beat an 8.5, but good.
indian. try again.

I'm sorry about the dog.

I work as a manager at Barnes & Noble, own a golden doodle, and drive a Volkswagen.

Might as well be married and black, married and Asian, married and Indian, etc.

Sad Mother Fucker! Hope your Mom is dead!

Dayum. assistant to the manager? I do want to move you to the top of the scoreboard, but not sure that warrants a 9.

that's pretty white.

I do not hate or have anything against black me. I used to be one all whites came from blacks when they swam out of Egypt and settled in Israel people need to learn to accept the truth and love each other and know that all races are just different banks but still part of the same central bank or federal reserve

My credit score is 742

Lack of communication drops your score.

Lame. Please try again.

I live just outside of Portland, OR and have for 25 years. One of the whitest parts of the country that has only recently begun to gain more Asians, Indians, and Hispanics.

Also, I have a standard IRA, Roth IRA, mutual fund, and several other bank accounts.

>I work as an art dealer.
> am quite heavily tattooed (nothing visible in work attire)
>Have no children and unmarried despite having a girlfriend for several years.
>Have only been in fights with muggers and drunkards I'm bars/pubs
>One of such scuffles got me arrested due to it being a "hate crime" against a minority.

in*

...

i say Dandy.

I had a father growing up, my family all own houses and property, we come from a heritage of military and police service. My parents used to have a job raising money to buy police dogs for under funded departments, pre-2001.

I am not smart enough for scholarships, but not poor enough for scholarships. I do not have any baby mommas.

I like frank sinatra, chem baker.

I was arrested for felony weed, and got off with an expunged record, at 18.

I am in college for a Chemistry degree.

And I hike...

I can support a family of four

>I have a 2500 dollar pc.
>I live in the city and have been less then 10 times to the kfc
>I hate blacks jews and sandnigggers
>I have blond hair. Everywhere between my legs my beard etc
>I have bleu eyes
>I am the master race
>I wand to be gestapo
>Sieg heil mein Sup Forumsruder

I assaulted a police officer in front of a security camera and I didn't go to prison

Fine, fine.
Also fine.
The hiking is the kicker. Excellent.
Lame. Try again.
Whitest thus far.

I cant dab

i find the music of Blake Shelton pretty enjoyable

"Is this air spicy, or is it just me?"

White devil confirmed

I'm in Iceland

Cheese and wine are quite divine plus I have a 401k

I bought a bicycle.

I have three wonderful children, Stardust, Casey, and Justice. I worry constantly about their health and do my best to feed them healthy, wholesome, gluten-free, non-GMO meals.

I go to Starbucks instead of using a coffee mixer
I have a comb (not a pick)
I own a grill that I use weekly

I live in northern Minnesota.

The fact that you know what a pick is means you're not white
>try harder faget

oddly enough, real niggers just call those combs or brushes

>my dog isn't a pit bull
>my first name is Martin
>i have a yacht membership
>i own a pair of Tommy Bahama sandals

My parents have never hit me

I'm a cop

Yes you can
0/10

i'm a police officer

I'm in a barbershop octet.
>no niggers allowed

I am not black

favorite song
youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

what if i'm a fucking spic

dubs confirm

I sometimes wear white socks to my sandals when I'm on holiday and mark my chair with a towel.

>I have a career (that doesn't involve crime)
>I have a father
>I finish my words when I speak (I call niggers, NIGGERS not "niggas")
>I don't religiously drink purple grape drank
>I don't live off watermelon and KFC
>I bought my bicycle
>I own a house

I can on forever.

I go to a school that is 70% white
My tuition is being totally paid for
I live by the beach
Accountancy major
Built my own computer

Then fucking kill yourself, duh.

70 is not 90, try again

I like to ski, and watch hockey.

...

we have 2 blacks in our patrol branch of over 90 officers

i get sunburn very easily with my inferior pasty skin when I go outside every year.

My dick is a solid 5 inches. White Power!

I know my father

I enjoy being on Sup Forums, I just feel like I can be myself there

That's swell, sport!

I like fish'n and hunt'n
I go mud boggin down yander near the river.
Nobody fucks my sister but me.
Chew tobacco is for real men.
I can fix anything with a hammer and duct tape

I put mayo on an egg sandwich

i eat mayo sandwiches and love mac and cheese

when i get my picture taken you can barely see me in the picture if it's too bright out or if the flash is on

I have multiple DUIs

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I like to pretend Pokemon Go teams are like gangs.

are you one of them?

Both of my parents are white.

i'm waiting for someone to kill another person over leeching off lures

Everyone knows the crips play blue team.

Who is Malcolm X?

I am half Ukrainian half Russian and have 4 kids who I raise under my own house. I don't smoke crack and have a full time good job. I don't claim to have a huge cock 6.5.

I shoot up schools for fun

a racist and a terrorist

Too easy

I want Donald Trump to be elected to get rid of the wetbacks that are creeping into our neighborhoods

I'm a married man in the marines that plays WoW, league of legends and overwatch.

This is Malcolm, what seems to be the problem?

my dick is 6 inches

The perfect defence.