Sup Forums help me there's a bar of soap stuck inside my ass, how do i get it out...

Sup Forums help me there's a bar of soap stuck inside my ass, how do i get it out? It wasnt a new bar so i thought the girth would be manageable and it was nice at first but it slipped and now I cant get it back. Ive been trying to shit it out for an hour but its not working.

>help me there's a bar of soap stuck inside my ass,

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Pump some water up that bad boy and do some Romanian deadlifts. That'll squeeze the plaque right off your colon.

shit it out or enema

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is colon plaque real I've heard of it but is it real please answer

I assumed there is residue build up of some sort on every organ. Idk

its slowly poisoning you op get it out of there

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Pics and timestamp or it didn't happen.

Power washer in the ass. It's the only way.

Get a pair of bbq tongs and some 30 weight motor oil...

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Bullshit, if you had a bar of soap in your ass you would have done something before now, cause it fucking burns

Source: Stuck a soap bar in my ass before

You can't see it, its INSIDE. It looks like a normal asshole

What's a romanian deadlift

Soap cant be poisonous, people wash with it

As I said, you cant see it if its inside of me, can you now?

Nigga ive been trying to fish it out, i thought you guys would have an easier solution

Drink some castor oil. You'll shit out anything in your entire digestive system. Lucky for you, your body heat should soften it enough to start breaking down. Dumbass.

You could spread your asshole, also try pouring cooking oil down there to use as lubricant, I would suggest something better but every house should have it.

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The doctor will take it out when he's treating the yeast infection.

eat alot of food and take a shit

imagine someone else posted this then shit yourself laughing
>like we are

OP the answer is simple. Take a laxative

just go to the hospital