This is why straya is losing the olympics

this is why straya is losing the olympics..

We are winning the banter tho

CHINKS BTFO

>winning banters against chinks when theres no chinks on Sup Forums

face it mate you are losing everything

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>Winning banter against people that don't speak your language

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHA.

The fuck is that thing?

OI YO POM GOT A LOIGHTA

>Female "athletes"

Mate a full blown war has broken out across twitter, weibo and facebook. One CHinese drug cheat was so upset that he failed to qualify in an event he holds the world record for.

Would love to put my dingy lingy in Kellon's hot pocket

If your enemies can't talk, you win.

Is that Messi?!

>kellond-knight
Fucking hell that name

Hyfen names are literally pants on head retarded

my parents did it to my younger siblings. Christ they're such fucking idiots

Sometimes I think about killing them

kek you aussies are so in love with your banter even though its absolute dogshit. You just shout out some """witty""" one-liner and laugh amongst yourselves while the rest of the world admires just how hard you're trying to be relevant. Aussies a shit. You specifically a shit.

How's about for the next olympics you shut up and actually get good at a sport. Oh and quit being so mentally weak while you're at it. Your choking literally led to the 1st(first) gold medal by an ape in swimming.

You aren't winning shit.

>Australia
Heh

there's lots of leafs here

Don't kill your siblings dude it's not their fault, just have them get their name legally changed.

My parents.

Sometimes I bully my dad for being such a beta cuck.

You have enough natural dangers to get away with it

are african americans natural dangers?

lmfao

but everyone is losing then? why are we being singled out so often

lol calm down dude

not technically. they were genetically hand crafted. more of an anomaly

Now this is someone who CANNOT handle banter.

You alright m8?

>hand crafted

mirconigs?

*micro

dammit, potential 10/10 banter ruined by a stupid typo. i give up. Sup Forums.com can kiss my ass.

HAHAHAHA holy shit

have you actually seen your own countrymen lately? you should not be talking.

If you tell me number 11 is Steve Carrel I would believe it.

mfw I just got an idea for Sup Forums Olympics..

Games to be included
>Shitposting
>white-knighting
>NEETing
>Conspiracy posts
need moar

you can spot the newcunts fresh of the boats from reddit and 9gag because they constantly mention banter how how shit everyone else is at banter

americans literally on suicide watch right now

good

pornposting is a good one, yesterday a porn thread was up for one hour

Shitposting would be like swimming for murica. Australia has the gold assured. Then create a hundred stupid variants and they'll win infinity golds.

praise kek

can't unsee

Bitch is so ugly she looks like that creep girl from American horror story "dominic nic nic... whaterver whatever... nic nic nic..."

Why do americans take life so seriously?

because they know it could end any time they leave the house

baneposting

Because terrorism

bait posts
legendary gets

CHING LING ON SUICIDE WATCH

This is embarrassing desu

>Last post in a fast moving thread on page 10

A gold medal left up to chance.

The one on the right looks like Messi

Gets would be one of the premier events.
Meme Magic would be another good hit or miss one

underrated post.

around blacks never relacks

Pokemon going

you're only a few years too late dumb reddit frog poster

The American Ape

Fucking kek

To further build on the "gets" event

>Sup Forums opens a SFW board for the length of the olympics with the post count starting at 0
>the board would essentially be like Sup Forums or Sup Forums with flags
>dubs = 1 point, trips = 5 points, quads = 25 points, etc
>script on the board registers points for every country anytime someone posts a get
>tally on the top of the page/catalog
>gold medal to the country that has the most points at the end of the olympics, board is closed and wiped, opens again two years later for the next olympics.

stop posting, zhang

>zhang
At least he got silver, no u stfu

fuck off, ping

She was just confused because everything is wrong way up for Aussies.

Why americans take jokes so seriously

Ban evasion

Germany wins the honeypot for that one.

Don't fucking mention him he'll show up you idiot

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>forgetting the official 4chins sport: doubleposting

Also, it's time to check.

Kek

why is Straya so fucking based?

but theyve been tainted with hyphenated names already. theres no going back they must be eradicated

underrated

i'm fucking dying here

This polturd is actually furious

>greentexting
>including the 5, 10, 20, and 50 lines greentext events
>finding sauce
>reaction images
>gets
>trolling
>counting to 5
>rare pepe posting

Bit rude.

>who has the most piss bottles/poop jugs

>cringe threads with ratings

Do you not see OPs China flag?

bashing on one of your own athletes dam dood

Classic ameribait
Rest of the world will never be on our level

you faggots have 5 gold we have 20

>counting to 5

kek

Caravaggio is Sup Forums related he killed a dude over tennis, my favorite painter also.

BTFO AUSSIE SHIT CUNTS

>How's about for the next olympics you shut up and actually get good at a sport.

>How's about for the next olympics you shut up and actually get good at a sport.

>How's about for the next olympics you shut up and actually get good at a sport.

What did he mean by this?

>NOT posting hope solo selfies

Only decent banter here senpai

On-Topic Quality Contribution

feminist twittering

GTFO samefag

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Thats not how you hand over a bottle though.

You always hand it over so the other person can drink with one motion. Girl on the left is the idiot, not the other way around.

Handsome and muscular ameritruthbombs

lol

damn this was my wallpaper exactly a decade ago

kek

If we included Antarctica in the Olympics the Ausfailians could lose to penguins too.

Auscuckians would literally off themselves if they lost to birds again

>Australia now fifth on the medal tally, the next closest nation still having over 5 times the population of our noble nation

Apologise mutts

Jesus have mercy, stop biting the bait hooks moron

Couldn't hide your insecurities huh stormfag?