Omg can you imagine???

omg can you imagine???

Why would you need Martin, Tarantino movies have a high body count on their own, and Quentin can actually put work out in a decent timeframe

>IMAGINE A MOVIE WRITTEN BY A HACK
>DIRECTED BY A SUPERPLEB
OHH MAN I JUST CREAMED IN MY PANTS OH MY GOD I'M COMING SO HARD

/r/Sup Forums hates QT that's why. He says the "n word" too much.

>70259457

it'd be alrite i guess.

the only QT movie that I really liked was Pulp Fiction. I haven't seen Hateful Eight yet though.

but all the others just come across as pretentious.

But Tarantelino is a honorary black person.
Doesn't reddit know?

Even more reason for redchannit to hate him. It's maddening.

holy shit memes are gay I wish the person created this image gets a non-life threatning heart attack that'll make him reconsider his lifestyle and stop making them

if that picture was made for trolling its succeeding
it's making me mad in a funny way

The best thing about Tarantino is his writing. His directing is kinda meh.

GRRM is the future of moviebob

That makes no fucking sense

It'd just be a Tarantino movie. I can't imagine what George could contribute. Maybe a line or two of dialogue.

Who are you quoting?

like Tarantino would ever even touch something written by nothim

How are they pretentious?

GRRM is good at making characters and snarky dialogue and Tarantino is actually kind of the same

Neither really has profound themes that their movies are known for. GRRM is big on "war = killing+rape" and tarainto is a bit of an absurdist

Also Tarantino writes his own shit

So I don't think this is a good matchup since they do the same shit and would probably butt heads

>dude every dies and calls each other niggers lmao

dude dragon tits LMAO

tolkien
>fit, fought in wars, wrote epic fantasy that stands the test of time
grrm
>fat, bullied in school, wrote shit stories for television and can't even finish a couple of books

>pretentious
he's just a film geek that likes filling his movies with movie references to the brim

I want to see what James Cameron would have done with The Matrix script

Hateful 8 is really good, better than pulp fiction for the first 2/3rds but loses it's way a bit at the end. No idea why he thought slow mo was a good idea

how big are the majority of film cameras these days?

Because I saw Refn with one and it was pretty small.

Hi, reddit.

I want to see what James Cameron would have done with the Jurassic Park franchise

I don't get it

I want to see what he does with the avatar franchise desu, I think he's gonna go full VR

why are people hating GRRM? its not his fault that the show sucks

It would be fucking annoying, with all of the self-congratulatory "homages".

Because at best he's a mediocre writer who puts out as much shit as he does decent content.

Anyone with a serious interest in literature ignores him for the pulpy trash he is.

His books sucks, I'm an avid reader but I just can't stand his style

>inb4 then why don't you write something better

>written by neckbeard plebbit
>directed by autists plebbit
WOW, kinda makes you think, AMIRITE?

Nah.

true fans of literature just think he doesn't use big enough words

>WARM DORNISH DINGUS

you've never read anything

Just throw Nolan into the mix and we've got a party.

>hateful 8 is really good

>both shitty hacks that t/v/ praises

nah

>hurr he sucks because he sucks

name a better fantasy writer alive

Childhood is when you idolize Nolan

Adulthood is when you realize Quentin was right all along

thats very generous of you to not wish him death right away

hateful 8 is its worst movie. character development and dialogue are what tarantino does best in his movies and hateful 8 was terrible at that because of the "mystery" topic

Imagine a movie written by the only writer you know and directed by the only director you know.

That sounds horrible.

Hateful Eight, literally every character dies

How familiar are normal people with directors?

Quinten is the only director I can actually put name and face to.

It's never finished?

Does it star Jamie Lee Curtis?

Then I could imagine

I know I had some time to watch it but fucking spoilers damn

I liked the movie
>black johnson has dick shot off
>can't live anymore
>law man never gets star
>bitch still hangs

mah nigga

makes sense you manchild dumb animeposter.

what about spike lee?

>grrm
>write

>Tarantino is good meme
Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs was pretty good. Rest of his movies are overhyped AF. Also he constantly keeps ripping off Asian cinema like for example with Reservoir Dogs or Kill Bill.

It would just be a two hour long short of a fedora

Rape Nigger the Movie

Why do normalfags love GoT so much? Its just a slightly above average TV show

fucking normies reee... ee... I don't even give a shit anymore.

Jackie Brown is easily his best movie.

I was gonna say Prattchet but he's been gone a year now

Naked guys with long dicks taking a shit on hot girls legs?

>ripping off Asian cinema
>ripping off

Confirmed for being both stupid and unfamiliar with cinema.

Outside of films like The Departed (which was a shot-for-shot remake of Infernal Affairs) the concept of "ripping off" is flawed, and even then there is artistic merit to entirely remaking a film. With that said, Quentin Tarantino has never actually remade a film. For this reason, the accusation that he's "ripped off Asian cinema" is automatically invalid.

Beyond this, Quentin Tarantino (at the very worst) appropriates aspects of Hong Kong cinema. Note that I specify the particular region, as the general term "Asian Cinema" is far too vague -- and indicative of your ignorance. Japanese, Chinese (mainland and costal), Indonesian and Thai cinema are all distinct, so referring to all four with a single term is stupid.

In addition to this, you can't "rip off" Hong Kong cinema, as the conventions which form the genre originate from no particular film.

Andrej Sapkowski.

SO EPIC DUDE

wolfe

They know tarantula, Nolan and spielbergo

I like A song of ice of fire and I like Tarantino movies. I'd watch it, could be good.